Happy Chanukkah, may you get chocolate gelt and not Jewish guilt during these 8 days.
For those of you who don’t know about the Chanukkah miracle, my friend sent me a meme that explains it perfectly in the year 2018. Imagine if your phone’s battery was down 10% and it lasted for 8 days without a recharge? It would be a miracle! That is what happened to the Jewish people who only had oil for one day, but it lasted for 8. Because it lasted that long during the rededication of the Temple, they were able to make more to keep that light going.
Pryianka Chopra and Nick Jonas flew to India to get married after a short engagement. Before they got on the plane, Vogue had them play a newlywed type game to see how well they know each other.
While they do not their pasts that well, they do know their present very well. They have time to learn about all that other stuff now that they are Mr. & Mrs.
The mag says they tied the knot for the first time today at the Taj Umaid Bhawan Palace in Jodhpur. You see, today was the Christian wedding that was officiated by his father. Tomorrow, they will be having the Hindu ceremony. If that is not enough, the wedding festivities started on Wednesday. Almost as long as they have been dating!
BTW if you had your money on Joe Jonas being the first one of them to get married, you were way off because he is the only one of the Jonas Brothers who has not said I do.
Earlier this week, Dolly Parton told People Magazine the secret to her marriage of 52 years. Hopefully, Carl was not up watching her last night because they might not make it to 53.
The singer was on The Tonight Show yesterday and she told Jimmy Fallon that her husband has a big old crush on Jennifer Aniston. In fact, she thinks he would love that have a three-way with her. It won’t happen because she added, “I mean, he can’t even get it out to pee, much less get up for three.”
After being married to a woman as beautiful and lovable as her for over half a century, do you blame little Carl for being too tired to do anything? He has earned his retirement.
Conan O’Brien made like an Alphaville song and was Big in Japan. Like his previous trips, he brought know-it-all Jordan Schlanksy with him. This time they sat down at a restaurant and talked about why the PA is so obsessed with the country.
Schlansky told his boss that he fell in love with Japan after watching Karate Kid 2. He spewed out that the fact that film starring Ralph Mahk-e-o was filmed entirely in Okinawa. He was proud he knew all of that information.
But then…Conan took out his phone and told his employee to press play. It was a video of Ralph Ma-chi-o telling him that movie was actually filmed in Hawaii. After the actor said “sayonara”, you can actually see Schlansky tear up as he found out a big part of his childhood was a fraud. Which has me and Conan laughing until it hurts!
I mean a simple IMDB search will tell you where the feature was filmed and was not Japan.
Finally, How I Met Your Mother was so right, Daniel-san was the real villain in the franchise.
Corey Hart released one of the most iconic songs in the ’80s. Then shortly before the new millennium, he took a break from music to raise his kids. Now they are grown up and he went back into the studio to record some new music of his own. His first studio album in 2 decades.
On January 14th, he will release his first single, Dreaming Time Again, from his upcoming album of the same name which due out on May 3rd. Then on his birthday (same one as one of my best friend’s which is why I will never surrender to forgetting it), May 31st, he will launch a month-long Canadian tour.
I hope he travels down south to America because his voice does something to me. Sunglasses at Night is an eargasm in headphones, while Komrade Kiev causes me to have the other gasm!
This is not the only holiday gift from the Boy in the Box, he also released a holiday song called Another December. If this is a prelude to the new CD, then May cannot come soon enough for me.
