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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is April Fool’s Day and people like to pull pranks on each other. Something, I don’t agree with because today is my birthday and I have gotten plenty of empty boxes throughout my life. It is so not funny. That is why every day, but today is April Fool’s Day to me. People don’t suspect it as much.

However, if you are not me, then Today show gave us some really good ideas for pranks. Put mayo in a yogurt container or offer someone a candy apple made with an onion instead. My favorite suggestion is rolling some toilet paper down then using some hairspray to fuse the other pieces to the roll and let the good times roll.

What are your favorite pranks?


Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today we are all Irish like Conan O’Brien, so celebrate St. Patrick’s Day like a Leprechaun at the end of the rainbow! Except for our pot of gold is a pint of Guinness!


Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Valentine’s Day. If you don’t want to get a VD, then remember to get condoms along with the roses, chocolate and diamonds. Just like Rose, Blanche and Dorothy did. Always use the Golden Girls as an example of what to do.


Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

2018 is now a distant memory, so let’s welcome 2019 with open arms. May this year give you everything you want and so much more.

Happy and healthy New Year! May it be the best one yet!


Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I hope that everything you wanted was under the tree this morning. If not, return the items you don’t want for the ones you do.

If you are single, get one of those hats with mistletoe on it and say hi to that person you like. Whether they like you or not, you will get to find out of they are a good kisser.

One more tip, if you borrowed anything from anyone you are going to see today, then wrap it up and give it to them as a gift. It is the gift that keeps on giving for you.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.


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