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Who had an earthquake during a hurricane in Southern California on their bingo card?
August 20th, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

So, we here in Los Angeles, have been preparing for Hurricane Hilary. That’s right, a hurricane in Southern California. So our phones have been blowing up with alerts.

Then around 2:30p, we got one that read, “Earthquake detected! Drop, Cover, Hold On. Protect Yourself.” It was like, really? What else? I don’t want to know at this point because this is a lot.

While I didn’t feel the 5.1 quake that was centered in Ojai, my poor cat freaked out just like our friend Juan Fernandez on KCAL. Poor Juan always gets caught live on the air with earthquakes. And I remember the days when he was covering hurricanes in Miami. Talk about life full circle.


Happy Father’s Day!
June 18th, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there who haven’t crossed over to the dark side!

May you feel as special today as you make us feel every day. Enjoy that tie and World’s Greatest Dad mug you got to celebrate!


Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow
February 2nd, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Groundhog’s Day, the day we celebrate the Bill Murray movie, which turned 30. It is also the day that Punxsutawney Phil comes out of a tree and tells us if we are going to have six more weeks of winter or less.

If he sees his shadow, then winter will be with us for six more long weeks. So did he see it? Does anyone know what a groundhog tastes like to eat?

This is the coldest winter I have experienced in LA since I moved here in 2001. I don’t like it. There is a reason why I moved to sunny California, and so far this year, I am getting the weather I grew up with in NYC. Their winter is even warmer than ours this year.

That’s it. I want some groundhog jerky, and I want it now! If Punxsutawney Phil is going to be a jerk about the weather, then he can be made into jerky.

Happy Groundhog’s Day! Can we redo it so that that furry little thing doesn’t see his shadow?


Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy and healthy New Year! May 2023 be a year full of happiness, laughter, and money!


Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2022 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I hope that y’all are having the best Christmas ever! And that your tree doesn’t decide to kill you! Although, it is long overdue.


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