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Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow
February 2nd, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Groundhog’s Day, the day we celebrate the Bill Murray movie, which turned 30. It is also the day that Punxsutawney Phil comes out of a tree and tells us if we are going to have six more weeks of winter or less.

If he sees his shadow, then winter will be with us for six more long weeks. So did he see it? Does anyone know what a groundhog tastes like to eat?

This is the coldest winter I have experienced in LA since I moved here in 2001. I don’t like it. There is a reason why I moved to sunny California, and so far this year, I am getting the weather I grew up with in NYC. Their winter is even warmer than ours this year.

That’s it. I want some groundhog jerky, and I want it now! If Punxsutawney Phil is going to be a jerk about the weather, then he can be made into jerky.

Happy Groundhog’s Day! Can we redo it so that that furry little thing doesn’t see his shadow?


Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy and healthy New Year! May 2023 be a year full of happiness, laughter, and money!


Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2022 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I hope that y’all are having the best Christmas ever! And that your tree doesn’t decide to kill you! Although, it is long overdue.


Happy Thanksgiving!
November 24th, 2022 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I am so thankful for all of you! I hope you are getting stuffed like a turkey and like this turkey!
Happy Thanksgiving!


Happy Fourth of July!!!
July 4th, 2022 under Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

The fourth of July is slightly different this year because of the supreme court. But there is one thing that stays the same on this day, and that is Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. And just like last year, and the year before that, and so on, Joey Chestnut won the mustard belt by downing 63 hot dogs in 10 minutes. And with that, fluffers all over the world are jealous!

So on that note, enjoy the fireworks and BBQ!


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