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Happy Fourth of July!
July 4th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Today, we celebrate the day America becoming America! Therefore, enjoy some mustard on your man’s wiener and the fireworks that come after you swallow it!
Happy Independence Day!

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Happy Father’s Day!
June 16th, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Happy Father’s Day to all of the wonderful fathers out there especially my own! The ones who made us laugh when we were just learning how to. Who didn’t care that we faceplanted them in the balls when we were toddlers. Who helped us with her school projects. Who took us and our friends to concerts or the mall and didn’t complain (to us). Who helped us pack for college when they didn’t want us to leave. Who are always there for the good days and the bad ones. And most importantly just being the first man we truly loved and loved us back unconditionally! Key focus on the word unconditionally because we are pretty unbearable during the teenage years. Thank you!

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Happy Mother’s Day!
May 12th, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Today we honor the women who gave us life, who raised us, who kissed our booboos and made them feel better, who always knew what to say when we were having a bad day, who are the biggest cheerleaders, who made the perfect food when we were hungry and who loves us unconditionally. Thank you and happy Mother’s day!

While most moms got flowers and jewelry, I got something in the litter box. I wish I saw Seth Meyer’s bit sooner.

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Happy Easter!
April 21st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Today, as you search for colored eggs, eat chocolate bunnies and Peeps, remember you are honoring the first walking dead person. The holiday has never been the same for me since told me that.

Happy Easter!

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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Today is April Fool’s Day and people like to pull pranks on each other. Something, I don’t agree with because today is my birthday and I have gotten plenty of empty boxes throughout my life. It is so not funny. That is why every day, but today is April Fool’s Day to me. People don’t suspect it as much.

However, if you are not me, then Today show gave us some really good ideas for pranks. Put mayo in a yogurt container or offer someone a candy apple made with an onion instead. My favorite suggestion is rolling some toilet paper down then using some hairspray to fuse the other pieces to the roll and let the good times roll.

What are your favorite pranks?

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