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Happy Mother’s Day!
May 12th, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today we honor the women who gave us life, who raised us, who kissed our booboos and made them feel better, who always knew what to say when we were having a bad day, who are the biggest cheerleaders, who made the perfect food when we were hungry and who loves us unconditionally. Thank you and happy Mother’s day!

While most moms got flowers and jewelry, I got something in the litter box. I wish I saw Seth Meyer’s bit sooner.


Happy Easter!
April 21st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today, as you search for colored eggs, eat chocolate bunnies and Peeps, remember you are honoring the first walking dead person. The holiday has never been the same for me since told me that.

Happy Easter!


Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is April Fool’s Day and people like to pull pranks on each other. Something, I don’t agree with because today is my birthday and I have gotten plenty of empty boxes throughout my life. It is so not funny. That is why every day, but today is April Fool’s Day to me. People don’t suspect it as much.

However, if you are not me, then Today show gave us some really good ideas for pranks. Put mayo in a yogurt container or offer someone a candy apple made with an onion instead. My favorite suggestion is rolling some toilet paper down then using some hairspray to fuse the other pieces to the roll and let the good times roll.

What are your favorite pranks?


Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2019 under Conan O'Brien, SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today we are all Irish like Conan O’Brien, so celebrate St. Patrick’s Day like a Leprechaun at the end of the rainbow! Except for our pot of gold is a pint of Guinness!


Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14th, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Valentine’s Day. If you don’t want to get a VD, then remember to get condoms along with the roses, chocolate and diamonds. Just like Rose, Blanche and Dorothy did. Always use the Golden Girls as an example of what to do.


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