When I see bugs, I am thinking so gnarly. When Nicole Kidman sees them, she is thinking yum. When Vanity Fair asked what her secret talent is, she told them it is eating bugs. She says she is one of the 2 million people who likes to eat insects. Therefore, they gave her a 4-course meal of the creepy crawlies and now I have the creepy crawlies.
The first course was horn worms and they were still wiggling around. You would think that would stop her, but it didn’t. She ate that little guy and said it was “moist and chewy.”
Next up, it was time to eat some mealworms and they too were still alive. That did not stop her because just like Pringles she could not eat just one.
For the third bug, she finally got one that was dead. You could hear the crickets in the room as she downed them like I gobble up chocolate when I am PMSing. She described them as they are “like a hairy nut.” When she said that I thought that she was talking about Keith Urban, but she was talking about the ones that grow on trees and not the ones that grow on men.
Finally, the last bugger was fried and she loved those grasshoppers. She says that she would recommend them for everyone. But that everyone is not me.
She eats them and she looks classy. If I were to eat them, I would look and act like a 3-year-old who is forced to eat Brussels sprouts and liver for dinner. Actually I still look that way now when I eat those things.
Have you ever eaten bugs? Would you describe them like she did?
Dame Helen Mirren was on The Late Late Show yesterday and she challenged James Corden to Drop the Mic. You might think she is all prim and proper because she has played a queen 6 times, but she can rap even better than Enimem. Who knew? What I know now is that I am afraid of her because she can cut even the fiercest competitor down to size. And I ain’t that fierce.
Kim Kardashian has been posting a lot of photos on Instagram that leaves very little to the imagination. When I say little, I mean very little, because we can see how thin she is now. That is why I find it hard to believe she is really eating the cake that she was photographed putting into her mouth. Do you believed she swallowed? Or do you think she spit?
Yesterday, Adele posted a photo of herself dressed up as a Dolly Parton and said, “The effortless queen of song, Dolly Parton! We love you! We wish We could possess an ounce of your ability. You were the hero of our night! A hero of my life. I’ll always love you x.”
Today, Miss Parton posted a video response to Adele and it is perfect. She said, “Hey Adele, likes me. I was knocked out, I was so honored. I was so flattered. I loved your outfit, I thought that was great. I think I had an outfit just like that back in the day – in fact, I thought that was a picture of me back in the day.” Then the Country legend added, “I was really touched with what you said, I was really honored that you would even know me that well or like my music. So I just wanted to thank you and say you’re making me look good. So if I can have just a fraction of your fans, that’d help me, help me buy some cheaper wigs and some more clothes. Some more things. I’m gonna dress like you next time. I love you.”
Someone needs to have Adele’s people call Dolly’s so that these two ladies can meet and gush all over each other. That and record a duet together. Since Kenny Rogers is retired, the two of them can do Islands in the Stream together. It would sweep the Grammys next year! Would you buy the instant hit?
Seriously, can you picture Adele meeting Dolly? She would be all fan girling and start crying. It will be the sweetest thing and it is what we all need to bring such much needed joy back into the world.
It has been about 8 months since Ryan Seacrest started to co-host Live with Kelly and Ryan and it is really starting to show. Show as in he looks like he is about to give birth to their baby any day now. So do they have something to tell us? Check back in a month for the birth announcement to find out.
BTW how nice of him to be the one to carry their love child?
