So I was scrolling through Instagram, and I saw that photo of the actress, and I was like, “Is that Demi Lovato or Kim Kardashian?” To see who it is, then click here!
Kim Kardashian made her leading lady debut in All’s Fair, and some critics declared it the worst show ever. Even though people hate watching it, they are watching it. Therefore, Hulu and Ryan Murphy announced today that the legal procedural about female divorce attorneys, which also stars Naomi Watts, Niecy Nash-Betts, Sarah Paulson, and Glenn Close, will be back for a second season.
I have to admit the first two episodes that dropped were absolute dreck, the latter three have been much better.
Murphy was having his Capote moment in those first two episodes with his swans, and now he is back doing wild and wacky storylines with stunt casting, instead of forcing us to listen to what vaginal plastic surgery Kim Kardashian got. Yes, that was actually a topic during a scene on the show.
Thankfully, she is doing less acting (if that is what you can call it). Good thing she has her law career to fall back on. Too soon? Plus, he gave Nash a storyline that made the series watchable.
Are you still hate watching, or do you not hate yourself as much as I do?
If you thought the weirdest thing a Kardashian was going to sell this month was women’s panties with the Ultimate Bush on it. You were wrong.
Kourtney Kardashian’s Lemme is selling lollipops you vajayjay. Even though they are called Lemme Purr, they are not to put up your pussy.
Instead, they are lollipops for your mouth that contain SNZ 1969®, a well-studied probiotic strain for women’s wellness, along with Vitamin C, a pro-collagen nutrient with antioxidant properties.
“Our community fell in love with our first lollipops, so I couldn’t wait to bring them back in a new way. Lemme Purr Lollipops are such a fun extension of one of our best-sellers, Lemme Purr, and I love that they turn daily self-care into something sweet and simple,” says Lemme founder Kourtney Kardashian Barker.
The suckers are available now exclusively at Target for $5.99.
Remember when Skims gave us bras with fake pierced nipples, and you thought it was that crazy? Well, Kim Kardashian found a way to top that. Or should I say bottom that?
Skims is selling underwear with fake hair on top of it, like a wearable merkin. Why? Who the fuck knows?
But what is even more mind-boggling is that in just a few hours, they are almost all sold out.
That’s right. People have spent $32 to get their carpet to match their drapes. And the carpets come in different colors and textures. So you can be a redhead with straight hair or a brunette with curly pubes.
April Fool’s Day is less than six months away, so it is not a joke. However, it could be a Halloween costume. You could wear the bra with fake pierced nipples and the hairy thong, and go as a ’90s porn star or Punk Eve.
