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Kylie Jenner’s gown was so tight, she could not sit
February 10th, 2020 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: 1 ]


The Ralph and Russo gown that Kylie Jenner wore to the Vanity Fair party really showed off her hourglass figure. In order to do so, the navy dress’s structured rounded corset was so tight that she could not even sit down in it. If she did, it would have caused her dress to split faster than someone’s pants after they attempt to bend down after stuffing themselves on Thanksgiving. Plus, if she did, then there would be sequins, xilions and crystals flying everywhere. She might take out someone’s eye or worse.

Did she mind? Nope, the price of beauty is worth it to her. Which is good for her, but my waist is hurting just looking it. Ouch.

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Kim Kardashian’s fridges are better than yours
January 9th, 2020 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]


Kim Kardashian posted a photo in front of her refrigerator that was filled with just milk and water, and people wanted to know where the food was for her children to eat. She saw those comments and gave us a tour of kitchen that includes multiple fridges and pantries.

They are not like the size you have, they are the walk-ins that are neatly organized. In fact, she wants us to know that she got rid of the plastic jars and only uses glass now. Not only that, her plant-based diet is full of organic fruits and vegetables. Basically, her kitchen would give Gordon Ramsay an orgasm.

Which makes me wonder if she sent her kitchen staff to the store to stock up on all of that so that we can think the illusion is real? What do you think?

Maybe she should match what she spent on all of that and donate the money to a charity that feeds the hungry in America. How many people could she feed with all of that? Many more than her family of six.

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Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian do a commercial together
December 6th, 2019 under J-Lo, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]


Facebook’s Portal is trying to win us over by having Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian do a commercial together to promote their product. For me, it is a fail. I mean, the only things missing from this ad are Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow. Then they could have quadfecta of annoying Hollywood celebs in one advertisement.

BTW I bet you that J-Lo shot this like she shot that Fiat ad. As in faked it with a green screen.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians is keeping up with one less Kardashian
November 8th, 2019 under The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]


Keeping Up with the Kardashians is filming its 18th season (what is wrong with us?) now, and one of the sisters told Entertainment Tonight she is taking a break from the show.

Kourtney Kardashian said, “I’m just decided to spend more time as a mom and put more of my energy there, but I am not saying goodbye.” The oldest sister has three kids: Mason, 9, Penelope, 7, and Reign, 4. Therefore, now is the time to do it since her oldest is at that age when he is going to want nothing to do with his mom. Puberty is cruel at that age.

Now, let’s be real (something, I think, they are not), will anyone miss her? She is the one we don’t care about. Not being mean, just be honest.

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Virtual Mate will pay Kim Kardashian $1 million to be one of their virtual mates
October 15th, 2019 under Sex Toys, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]


Jeffrey Dillon has come up (no pun intended) with a way to revolutionize the adult sex toy industry with Virtual Mate. He has created an experience where you can see and feel like you are with a woman without having one in the room with you. Men, it is such an intimate experience, it will make you put your FleshLights down.

This amazing technology is still in the crowdfunding stage. That means you can get it at a really great price if you preorder it now. Not only can you get it for a good rate, but they are also still looking for models to be their virtual mates. When asked which celebrity men would want to be on their service, Kim Kardashian won the contest hands down (their pants).

Therefore, they are willing to give her $1,000,000 to be their celebrity model. What does she have to do for the 7 digits? All they are need are two things. First and foremost they need to get a licensing agreement in place. Second, they just need to film Kim in their motion-capture suit. Then they can create a younger version of Kim and a current version of Kim so her fans can interact with either character or both at the same time!

I am sure that Kanye West is not the only one who would not mind having a three-way with the current Kim and her younger self. When it comes to her younger self, she has already made a sex tape that made her, so why wouldn’t she do this? At least this time she is getting paid the big bucks upfront to do it. Literally!

Then cum, I mean come, early 2020, she, if she says yes, will be available for you to play with.

Still a little confused? Virtual Mate is the world’s first virtual intimacy system, containing realistic virtual mate gaming for PCs, tablets, smartphones, and VR headsets. You can choose between Fast Mode, Story Mode or VR Mode.

The best part for you men is that you will be able to be handsfree. Which means you can do with them whatever you want.

When it comes to us ladies, someday soon we will have our own Virtual Mate. Then we get to decide who they should spend a million dollars on. Who to pick?

So men, make sure to get gift receipts for all the holiday gifts you get. This way you can return those presents and get the gift that keeps on giving joy all year round. What man doesn’t want someone who is willing to give it to him whenever he wants it when he wants it. Best part, she never gets a headache.

I would ask, what’s next. However, I think they will keep us occupied for a while.

Sex toys have cum a long way baby!

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