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Jessica Simpson is on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres asked the singer how long she has been with her husband. Sounds easy enough, but this is Jessica Simpson we are talking about. She thought it was almost 7 years, but then she tried to do the math to figure it out. That was things got complicated. Eventually she gave up.
But then she asked the billion dollar mogul how long she has been in business. Good thing she has other people doing the accounting for her. But it didn’t stop there because Ellen wanted to know how many years it has been since she has worked on her music and how many songs she has written for her upcoming album. My head hurts just watching her trying to figure that all out. Maybe her husband can come over and give me one of those massages in his sleep?
Gotta love Jessica Simpson, you never know what she is going to say but it is always something brilliant for her.
Charo shared a photo of herself wrapped around Mr T, so do the two TV icons have something to tell us? Yes, just not what I am hoping for. The senior citizens (can you believe they are both over 65?) want you to watch them on the Dancing with the Stars finale tomorrow. I was hoping for something more!
I still can’t believe that ABC hasn’t given them a show already. Could you imagine how amazing I Cuchi Cuchi the Fool would be? It would be the best thing to hit the airwaves since Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen’s Strange Love. In fact, it would be better because who doesn’t love Charo and Mr T. I am already excited for the jewelry shopping episode. Would you watch it?
Salma Hayek, who has had dark black hair since we have known her, changed things up yesterday at Cannes. The actress debut her pale pink hairdo and it is a dramatic change. So dramatic, you have to wonder if it is real or a wig. What do you think?
After months of speculation whether or not Dwayne Johnson would run for President in 2020, he made it official yesterday on Saturday Night Live. Not only did he announce his candidacy, he revealed who is running will be. That person is Tom Hanks and they have the winningest ticket since like ever.
In fact, I bet if they would say that they would assume the White House tomorrow, Republicans and Democrats alike would say OK and kick everyone out who is currently there. Not only that, they would bring peace to the World because everyone knows and likes them. Everyone would have health care, taxes would be lowered and everyone who wants to work would have a job.
What are they waiting for? Let’s make it official while the White House is empty. Who is with me?
Their slogan can be, “We’re Rock solid, tHanks you.”
