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Who is dancing on Dancing with the (so-called) Stars this season?
September 8th, 2021 under Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

This is Dancing with the Stars’ 30th season, so you would think they would only get the big names for it. You thought wrong. It is so bad they couldn’t even get Lori Loughlin to do it, so they got her daughter to compete. I wonder how much her parents paid to get her on the show. Too soon?

Who else is dancing besides Olivia Jade?

Country singer Jimmie Allen – The only thing I know about him is that he is on Elton John’s upcoming duet album.

Spice Girl Melanie C – Let’s be honest, she is the least famous and most boring Spice Girl.

Christine Chiu (“Bling Empire”) – Never heard of the show or her.

Brian Austin Green (“Beverly Hills, 90210”) – It is good to be dating a dancer (Sharna Burgess) on the show.

Melora Hardin (“The Office”) – C’mon, she was on The Bold Type and has done so much more than The Office. I bet she will be the most graceful one on the dancing floor.

Matt James (“The Bachelor”) – The first African-American Bachelor, and he picked the alleged racist to be his bachelorette.

Amanda Kloots (“The Talk”) – Talk about dancing on her husband’s grave. Has anyone made as much of a career over their loved one’s death as she has? And how can Carrie Ann Inaba be neutral towards her since they worked together on The Talk?

Martin Kove (“Cobra Kai”) – He is the man we love to hate on Cobra Kai.

Gold medal Olympian Suni Lee – Did Simon Biles say no?

WWE Superstar Mike “The Miz” Mizanin – I don’t watch WWE.

Kenya Moore (“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”) – She should be fun. Hopefully, she will put Tyra Banks in her place. Someone needs to.

Peloton star instructor Cody Rigsby – I got my exercise bike on Buy Nothing, so I didn’t know Peleton made stars.

NBA star Iman Shumpert – I don’t do basketball

Popstar JoJo Siwa – What more is there to say about her than we already know and say.

Who are you rooting for? I will go with Melora Hardin because she is the underdog. Especially because there are so many trained dancers on the show. They are Siwa, Kloots, Rigsby, and Sporty Spice.

BTW I am in total bitch mode because I have a migraine. It felt fun to let my bitchiness shine through like a mirrorball trophy.


Lots of news from ABC, including JoJo Siwa getting a same-sex partner on DWTS
August 26th, 2021 under ABC, Dancing with the Stars, JoJo Siwa, Kevin Hart, Shark Tank, Steve Harvey. [ Comments: 3 ]

Today is ABC’s TCA Summer Press Day, and they had a lot of news to share.

They started it off by announcing that Kevin Hart will be a Shark on Shark Tank. Does he have businesses that qualify him for the show? I guess we will find out like we did when Alex Rodriquez was a Shark.

Steve Harvey is going to be Judge Steve Harvey for 10-episodes in 2022. The judge, the jury, and the star of the series, Harvey, will welcome a variety of conflicts and characters to his courtroom – from small claims to big disputes and everything in between. Steve plays by his own rules, basing his courtroom on his own life experiences and some good old common sense.

The show is casting now, so if you got a case for him, then apply here.

Talking about casting, Dancing with the Stars announced their first two stars. They are Olympic Gold medalist Suni Lee and JoJo Siwa. The recently out teen millionaire will be the first contestant in 30 seasons to dance with a same-sex pro. We don’t know who it is, but I hope they get Julianne Hough to do it.

DWTS doesn’t need to name any more stars because Siwa is going to win. Between the fan base, the same-sex partner, and the fact that she was on Dance Moms and Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition means she knows how to dance.

Finally, The Conners are going live for their season premiere on September 22nd, and you can appear on the show virtually as a long-lost relative.

As part of the storyline, a Conner family member will call each lucky sweepstakes winner for a live conversation regarding how they deal with some of the same life issues that the Conners navigate on a daily basis.

Want to be a Conner, then enter the sweepstakes here.


Carrie Ann Inaba is all talked out of The Talk
August 20th, 2021 under Dancing with the Stars, Talk Shows. [ Comments: none ]

Back in April, Carrie Ann Inaba announced that she was taking a hiatus from The Talk to deal with her autoimmune health issues. Today, she gave an update on her status with the CBS talk show. She says that they mutually agreed to part ways.

I think we all knew this was coming. At least, she still has Dancing with the Stars.

She is the second host to leave this season. The first one, of course, being Sharon Osbourne.

With these departures, the remaining hosts are Sheryl Underwood, Amanda Kloots, Elaine Welteroth and new hire Jerry O’Connell.

There was a report recently that they knew that she wasn’t coming back and they were looking for a man to replace her. Who do you think would be a good choice?


The Chmerkovskiy brothers are taking their strip show on the road
June 11th, 2021 under Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

Val and Maksim Chmerkovskiy have spent the last year just dancing for the wives in the bedroom. Therefore, they really want to dance for other people, so they are going on the road.

The brothers from Dancing with the Stars will spend July and August touring 19 cities in the United States.

And the best part is they promise to take it all off. At least, I am assuming they do because they called their tour Stripped Down. The only way I am paying to watch two men dance for me is if they are taking their clothes off.

They can keep it on for the camera, but they can take it when the cameras are off. Then I am in like Flynn. Probably not the best phrase to use in this circumstance.


BTWF: Valentin Chmerkovskiy on Sally Jesse Raphael
June 3rd, 2021 under Dancing with the Stars. [ Comments: none ]

Before Valentin Chmerkovskiy was dancing on Dancing with the Stars, he was doing it on Sally Jesse Raphael. How cute was the 11-year-old in that 1997 episode?

Here is what the dancer said about his television debut, “The energy been that. Never switched up. If you knew me then you know me now, just straighter teeth. Also Sally better chill with that highkey game she spitting at the kid. Damnnnn. This was my first ever TV appearance, and the best part was I got to take my moms with me. We went to Manhattan, got to eat snacks in the greenroom, ‘’mama we made it!” This video just brings me so much joy I had to share it with y’all. Moments like this could’ve ruined this kid, but he never got caught up. He just loved to dance and share his story. Still does.”


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