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Anyone else getting a mermaid vibe from Salma Hayek?
January 30th, 2023 under Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek attended Marc Anthony’s wedding to Nadia Ferreira in a sea green Giambattista Valli gown that made her look like the Queen of the Sea.

Seriously, can she wear anything that doesn’t make her look gorgeous? She truly is a fine wine because she gets better and better with age. Bitch!


Anyone else bored by the trailer for Magic Mike’s Last Dance?
November 15th, 2022 under Channing Tatum, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for the final Magic Mike movie, and I want to know how they can make stripping look boring. I don’t want to hear Salma Hayek and Channing Tatum talk; I just want to see them dance.

The problem with the first movie is that Tatum and Steven Soderbergh thought we wanted a plot, but we didn’t. It was like they were trying to remake Flashdance. But it was all dance and no flash.

So will I go see Magic Mike’s Last Dance when it comes out on February 10th? Considering that I haven’t seen the second one because the first one was such a disappointment, I think you have my answer. Will you be there?


Does this photo make you want to see Magic Mike 3?
October 21st, 2022 under Channing Tatum, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Channing Tatum/Instagram

Channing Tatum shared the first photo from Magic Mike’s Last Dance. In the image, Salma Hayek has her hand on his chest.

However, it makes no sense to me because shouldn’t it be on his left side where his heart is?

That and it looks as boring as Magic Mike was. Then again, they are both directed by Steven Soderbergh, and his movies are all snoozefests.

If you have more hope in the film than I do, you can go see it on Valentine’s Day weekend.


Is Salma Hayek really 56?
September 2nd, 2022 under Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Salma Hayek’s 56th birthday. However, you would never know it by looking at her in a bikini. Just like the color of the bathing suit, the Oscar winner and her golden globes are red hot.


Salma Hayek got stuck on Fran Drescher
March 1st, 2022 under Fran Drescher, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Fran Drescher has been trying to get hold of Salma Hayek, but it was the latter who got her hold on the former at the SAG Awards on Sunday.

That is because Hayek’s glove got caught on Drescher’s gown when they caught up with each other in the bathroom. Thankfully, there was someone who was able to detach them and do it very quickly.

Because if not, Hayek would’ve missed her slot to present. And that would’ve been embarrassing to Drescher, who is the new President of SAG. Could you imagine having such a gaffe during your first awards show that you are in charge of?

But then again, it would’ve been more memorable than anything that happened during the show.


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