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Salma Hayek wants you to look at her coffee mug
August 24th, 2023 under Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek shared a photo of herself sitting down in a black one-piece bathing suit and wrote, “Who likes coffee? ☕️”

So, boys, I have a question for you. What color is the coffee mug? I didn’t think you could tell me.


Salma Hayek shows off her bikini body again
April 24th, 2023 under Are they really their age?, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]


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The weather is finally warm again, so Salma Hayek is taking advantage of the sunshine. Therefore, she put on a yellow bikini and showed off her hourglass figure.

And you can believe that hourglass has been turning for 56 years? Because she does not look like the 56-year-olds of the past!

The Oscar winner makes 50 the new 20! At least, I hope so because I want to look as amazing as she does when I am her age!


Anyone else getting a mermaid vibe from Salma Hayek?
January 30th, 2023 under Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

Salma Hayek attended Marc Anthony’s wedding to Nadia Ferreira in a sea green Giambattista Valli gown that made her look like the Queen of the Sea.

Seriously, can she wear anything that doesn’t make her look gorgeous? She truly is a fine wine because she gets better and better with age. Bitch!


Anyone else bored by the trailer for Magic Mike’s Last Dance?
November 15th, 2022 under Channing Tatum, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for the final Magic Mike movie, and I want to know how they can make stripping look boring. I don’t want to hear Salma Hayek and Channing Tatum talk; I just want to see them dance.

The problem with the first movie is that Tatum and Steven Soderbergh thought we wanted a plot, but we didn’t. It was like they were trying to remake Flashdance. But it was all dance and no flash.

So will I go see Magic Mike’s Last Dance when it comes out on February 10th? Considering that I haven’t seen the second one because the first one was such a disappointment, I think you have my answer. Will you be there?


Does this photo make you want to see Magic Mike 3?
October 21st, 2022 under Channing Tatum, Salma Hayek. [ Comments: none ]

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Channing Tatum shared the first photo from Magic Mike’s Last Dance. In the image, Salma Hayek has her hand on his chest.

However, it makes no sense to me because shouldn’t it be on his left side where his heart is?

That and it looks as boring as Magic Mike was. Then again, they are both directed by Steven Soderbergh, and his movies are all snoozefests.

If you have more hope in the film than I do, you can go see it on Valentine’s Day weekend.


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