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Pregnant Jessica Simpson broke her toilet seat
February 13th, 2019 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson is very pregnant. So pregnant that when she leaned back on the porcelain throne, she broke her toilet seat in two.

Which means her pregnancy muscles are stronger than her husband’s. That should make the former football player a little embarrassed because he has not done that yet. Granted, if Eric Johnson had his way, he would choose to break the seat off instead of the cover. This way he won’t get yelled at for forgetting to put it down.


Caption Jessica Simpson
February 10th, 2019 under Caption the Celeb, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

This photo of Jessica Simpson has caption me writter all over, so go ahead and do it.


Jessica Simpson won Halloween!
November 1st, 2018 under Halloween, Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: 3 ]

Jessica Simpson is pregnant with her third child and that means her couples costumes are limited for Halloween. But she found one that worked for her and her husband, Eric Johnson. They went as Twins! You know the ones that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito played in the 1998 hilarious movie?

How did they do? You cannot even recognize her with DeVito’s hairline! Thus, she is the winner for 2018 in my book! Heidi Klum, who?


Jessica Simpson puts her kids to work
October 16th, 2018 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Now that Jessica Simpson is expecting her third child, she is putting the other two to work. Here are Maxi Drew and Ace Knute washing her car.

About time they earned their keep. Although she said she enjoyed washing cars when she was a kid. And cue all the boys who would want to her do that in her Dukes of Hazzard’s costume.


We can finally stop all of those is Jessica Simpson pregnant rumors?
September 18th, 2018 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Even though Jessica Simpson said that she was done having kids, turns out she is not. The singer revealed today that not only is she pregnant with baby #3 but that it is a girl.

Actually, she had Maxi Drew, 6, and Ace Knute, 5, tell us with a gender reveal balloon. How do she and Eric Johnson feel about the baby news? She wrote, “This little baby girl will make us a family of five. We couldn’t be happier to announce this precious blessing of life.”

Who knew she could count that high. I kid! Congrats on the kid.

To see her baby bump, then click here!


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