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Charo shows us how to get through the toilet paper crisis of 2020
March 15th, 2020 under Charo. [ Comments: none ]

Who has been to a store in the last week and actually saw any toilet paper inside of it? Barely anyone.

Well, Charo came up with a solution, just in case you run out. If worse comes to worst, then cut a roll of paper towels. It is no more painful than cheap TP on your cuchi cuchi and is the quicker picker-upper.

Charo also showed us to wash her hands. If you want to get that lesson, then click here!


Cuchi Cuchi, it’s Charo and Pee Wee Herman
March 3rd, 2020 under Charo, Pee Wee Herman. [ Comments: none ]


I never knew this until now, but I need Charo and Pee Wee Herman to be a thing. The two met up in Las Vegas over the weekend, and all we got was this photo.

It is not enough; I need more. Netflix give them a classic type of variety show together. I promise it will be a hit! Just like the movie you gave him!

Here is an example of what it would be like if it happened. Isn’t it everything and more?


Charo breaks her silence after her husband’s death
March 21st, 2019 under Charo. [ Comments: none ]

On February 18th, Charo’s husband, Kjell Rasten, passed away, and yesterday they entertainer broke her silence about his death. She thanked everyone for all the love, support and prayers they are sending her way. She really appreciates and it helping get through the hard days.

Then she let her fans know that she will continue performing because she knows that is what her husband of 30 years would have wanted. It makes her happy to be on the stage and she needs some happiness in her life.

That is, when she is ready to do it again. She still needs time to grieve. When she is ready to pick up her guitar, she should know that her husband will be there cheering her on the loudest. Just like he did when he was alive. Cuchi cuchi!


Is Charo really 67 years old?
October 17th, 2018 under Are they really their age?, Charo. [ Comments: 1 ]

Charo’s sister made a Brazilian dress for her and the entertainer could not wait to show it off on social media. In fact, she left it on the dummy as she told us she is going to wear the dress for her new show about Rio de Janeiro and Samba. Then she gave us a demonstration of some of the moves we can see during it.

Since it is just a rehearsal, she was only wearing a long sleeved teddy that shows off her whole figure. Can you believe she is 67 because that is not the body of a senior citizen? More like a senior in college. Seriously, doesn’t she have legs to die for? I need to take up Samba lessons because I want gams like that.


Charo actually had a speaking part in Sharknado 5!
August 31st, 2017 under Charo, Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]

When I heard that Charo was playing the Queen of England in Sharknado 5, I was extremely excited. But then I saw the telemovie and she was in it for a split second and did not even utter a single word or a Cuchi Cuchi in it. Turns out her speaking part was left on the chomping room floor. Thanks to modern technology aka Twitter, we can see her deleted scene from the cult franchise. I do not know why we did not see it in the original film because it has Emmy written all over it. Even if she is not a Yonker by birth!

If you did not see Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, then you missed out on the best one in the series. It was so awful, it was awesome!


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