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The Rock’s daughter gave him a makeover!
June 13th, 2022 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock is a girl dad three times over, so he has to be their model whenever they need one. Therefore, when his younger daughters needed one over the weekend, they didn’t wait for him to wake up.

“It was quite the challenge to lay in bed this morning pretending to still be fast asleep while tiny footsteps come running in, giggling and whispering…then slowly but not subtly crawl on my bed – and proceed to draw on my face,” DJ wrote. “They’re 6 & 4 so when they draw ✍🏾 they jab as hard as they can like they’re giving me a COVID test thru my face 😂🤦🏽‍♂️👊🏾”

The actor added that just when he thought they were done, Jazzy and Tia gave a unibrow to go with his stache and soul patch.

I hope the doting dad loves his new look because makeup by Sharpie is hard to get off. What do you think of his daughters’ masterpiece?


The Rock is a Gd
June 8th, 2022 under DC Comics, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The first trailer is out for Black Adam, and The Rock is not your typical superhero. He is still DJ, but he is Godlike now.

Find out on October 21st if he will be our destroyer or our savior. I think he will be the latter, but he will cause a lot of destruction getting there.

When it comes to the movie in general, I think it will be a PG-13 version of Deadpool. And, that is fine with me.

Oh, and it is nice that DC Universe is finally doing a movie that is light, as in it would be so dark I can’t see what is going on on the screen. Am I the only person who hates that?


The Rock shows us that Superhero costumes come with zippers
May 19th, 2022 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered how Superheroes get into their costumes? They always look like they are painted on or a second skin, but they are not. And we never get to see the backs because they are wearing capes.

Well, not all Superheroes wear capes. Case in point, The Rock’s Black Adam is not wearing one. So in this video that DJ shared, we can see that his suit has a zipper. I don’t know why I find that so shocking, but I think it took some of the mystique away. But that might just be me?

Did you know that their costumes had zippers? The next thing you are going to tell me is that they also have zippers in the crotch area so that they can pee. And my response is that Superheroes don’t go to the bathroom; that is why they are so super. I mean, they can’t take a potty break while they are fighting the evil villains of the DC and Marvel Universes. Can they?

Oh, and Black Adam hits theaters on October 21st.


NBC renews 3 comedies and cancels 2
May 12th, 2022 under Kenan Thompson, NBC, Ted Danson Mary Steenburgen, The Rock. [ Comments: 1 ]

The Upfronts start on Monday, so the bubble shows are learning their fate this week. Today, NBC handed out the last of its renewals and cancellations.

The network renewed American Auto, Grand Crew, and Young Rock, and they cancelled Kenan, Mr. Mayor, and The Endgame.

I don’t get it. I didn’t think that American Auto or Grand Crew are watchable, and I love comedies.

I think they would’ve been better off cancelling all of their comedies, except Young Rock, and starting over. Next season, they will be adding a George Lopez sitcom and a sequel to Night Court to their schedule. We shall see if they can bring the funny back.


Which asset doesn’t The Rock like about his wax figure?
April 27th, 2022 under Madame Tussauds, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock is so special that Madame Tussauds gave him not one, not two, not three, but four different wax figures in the United States.

The actor recently visited his life-size candle in Vegas, and there was something he didn’t love about it. He thinks his glutes are too small. But then again, he is comparing his tush to Khloe Kardashian’s. And as we all know, everyone’s butt looks small as compared to that family’s moneymakers.

When it comes to if Tussauds did an excellent job cloning him, I think they nailed him, glutes and all. Do you agree?


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