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The Rock’s daughter got his sense of humor, unfortunately for him
January 24th, 2022 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock spends a lot of time with his daughters, and because of that, they are taking on his playful personality. That is great for us but really bad for him.

Case in point, Jasmine has a game called trust with her dad, and he plays it with her. The 6-year-old and her sister, Gia, conspired to get him to trust them when he did, they punched him the balls.

In the latest round, Jazzy put a lot of peanut butter on aluminum foil, told DJ to close his eyes, and then she smashed into his face. Did he get mad? Nope, he just laughed with his middle child. Because the actor knows, “one day they’ll be grown & gone, and smashing the shit outta daddy’s face with peanut butter is the last thing they’ll want to do – so while they still love hanging out with daddy ~ bring on the peanut butter!!”

His three daughters are lucky to have him as their father because he truly loves them with all of his heart. He will do anything for them, and he will let them do anything they want to him.


Watch The Rock’s daughter punch him the balls
December 31st, 2021 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

I think if The Rock’s daughters Jazmine and Tia have their way, their dad is going to be in one of the prize-winning videos on America’s Funniest Videos.

That is because his two girls played a game of “Daddy close your eyes and TRUST ME” with him. He did, and it was a mistake. That is because “Tia has a helluva straight right” as she punched her dad right in the place where she came from.

I guess she won’t be getting a brother after that. But then again, DJ is a girls’ dad anyways.

BTW I have watched this video like 100 times, and I will never get sick of it.


The Rock says he turned down Fast & Furious 10, months before Vin Deisel’s plea
December 30th, 2021 under The Rock, Vin Diesel. [ Comments: none ]

It is no secret that Vin Deisel and The Rock had a falling out when filming movies in The Fast & The Furious franchise.

Since DJ is so lovable, it would make sense that Diesel would want him in the final movie. So much so that the producer reached out to the star via social media. Therefore, making it look bad if DJ turned it down.

There was more to the story, and DJ gave the details to CNN. “I was very surprised by Vin’s recent post. This past June, when Vin and I actually connected not over social media, I told him directly – and privately – that I would not be returning to the franchise. I was firm yet cordial with my words and said that I would always be supportive of the cast and always root for the franchise to be successful, but that there was no chance I would return. I privately spoke with my partners at Universal as well, all of whom were very supportive as they understand the problem.

Vin’s recent public post was an example of his manipulation. I didn’t like that he brought up his children in the post, as well as Paul Walker’s death. Leave them out of it. We had spoken months ago about this and came to a clear understanding. My goal all along was to end my amazing journey with this incredible ‘Fast & Furious’ franchise with gratitude and grace. It’s unfortunate that this public dialogue has muddied the waters. Regardless, I’m confident in the ‘Fast’ universe and its ability to consistently deliver for the audience, and I truly wish my former co-stars and crew members the best of luck and success in the next chapter.”

So, it looks like we won’t be seeing DJ in the final movie even if Universal through truckloads of money at him. I can’t say I blame him. Can you?


The Rock’s daughter gives him a makeover
December 27th, 2021 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock might appear to be hard, but in reality, he is a big old softie when it comes to his three daughters. Case in point, he let his middle child Jasmine put eyeshadow on him. The 6-year-old has a real eye for makeup because that color really works on her dad.

You know, if I were DJ, I would fire, with full pay, all of the makeup artists on his productions and just let his daughter do it. She has a real future in the biz! I can’t wait to see what she does to him next time because I am sure he will be gorgeous.


NBC brings Christmas joy with Young Rock, Kenan and Mr. Mayor
December 15th, 2021 under Don Johnson, Kenan Thompson, NBC, Ted Danson Mary Steenburgen, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight, starting at 8p, NBC is stirring up the Christmas joy like marshmallows in cocoa with their three sophomore comedies.

Young Rock starts it off at 8p with a different take on A Christmas Carol. Old Rock is filming a Christmas movie, and his young co-stat is just not in the spirit. So to get her there, he tells the story of his past Christmases.

The Rock goes back to when he was 10 years old (Adrian Groulx) to revisit his worst Christmas with his parents (Stacey Leilua and Joseph Lee Anderson) and his grandmother (Ana Tuisila). However, his 15-year-old self (Bradley Constant) goes back five years to tell his past self that his worst Christmas is coming. And he shows him what happened. But then, the 21-year-old DJ (Uli Latukefu) shows them that it gets worst six years from that.

What is the lesson of all of this? You just have to tune in to see in this episode that is no bah humbug.

Then at 8:30p, it is time for a Christmas extravaganza on Kenan. Mika (Kimrie Lewis) is planning a holiday episode of Kenan’s (Thompson) morning show Wake Up, and everything is going wrong.

Kenan is depending on his brother (Chris Redd) to help him out, but Gary abandons him. The keyboardist drops out, so Kenan suggests his father-in-law (Don Johnson). Rick accepts, but he wants to upstage Tami (Taylor Louderman), and she is not having it.

Will the show be naughty or nice? You just have to tune in, or you will get a lump of coal in your Christmas stocking.

Finally, at 9:30p, it LA Christmas Eve, aka December 22nd, on Mr. Mayor. Since everyone is going away for the holidays, they put their trees out on the street. However, the Santa Ana winds are blowing them all over the place. That means it is up to Tommy (Mike Cabellon) to save the day.

Everyone at the Mayor’s office wants to go home, but the Mayor (Ted Danson) won’t let them. That is because his presents for everyone got lost in the mail. That and there is a storm of pine trees wreaking havoc on the city.

What does he do? He hires someone to come in and give them an experience. Mikaela (Vella Lovell) wants to live Love Actually, so she tries to hook Apri (Holly Hunter) up with a stranger in the office. Unfortunately, Apri isn’t having it. Jayden (Bobby Moynihan) has been working on a Christmas Carol for Los Angeles, but he just can’t seem to finish it?

Will everyone have a merry LA Christmas? You just have to watch this laugh-inducing episode to find out.


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