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The Rock is full of hot air
November 27th, 2020 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock has had such an interesting life that NBC is giving him a show about his youth. In order to promote Young Rock, the network gave him his own float at the MACY*S Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Did they model it after DJ now? Nope, they went back to his greatest pose. You know the one. The one where he stands next to the staircase looking all sexy while wearing a fanny pack.

The Rock is bigger than life, so it makes sense he would have a hot air balloon in his image.

Young Rock debuts in February, and I can’t wait to see how he depicts our college days.


The Rock has seen better days
October 27th, 2020 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

We might think The Rock is indestructible, but he is not. While he was working out today with 50′ chains, one of them hit him upside the head. That caused a gash big enough on the side of his face that he is going to need stitches. Before he went to the hospital, he made sure to taste his blood. I hope it was a cheat day because blood is fattening.

BTW DJ better be careful because his face is his moneymaker, and it is worth billions in Hollywood. I mean, don’t all of People’s Sexiest Men Alive have to sign a contract saying they will protect their mugs from anything and everything?


The Rock serenaded a 101-year-old grandma for her birthday
October 2nd, 2020 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

Last year, The Rock surprised Grandma Grover for her 100th by singing Happy Birthday to her. Well, it has been a year since he did that, so that means it is her birthday again. Once again, he recorded a heartfelt message for the centenarian to brighten her day.

No matter how you feel about DJ, he truly has a heart of diamond. He is always there to make his fans happy. We need more celebrities to be like him.


The Rock, his wife, and their two daughters tested positive for COVID-19
September 2nd, 2020 under Coronavirus, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock has taken on several evil forces in his movies, and defeated all of them. However, in real life, COVID-19 tried to show him it was boss. Just like in San Andreas, an earthquake came for his family, and it lost. Coronavirus did the same when it came for his wife, Lauren, and their daughters, Jazzy and Tia. They fought it as family, and they came out of it as stronger than ever before.

That was one of his takeaways from the situation. The other is that we need to wear masks, build up our immune system, and be careful who we invite into our homes. That is how he got it. Even though his family has been quarentining for months, they invited close friends over. Those friends had the virus and gave it to the Johnsons.

If someone like DJ can tell you, you don’t want this, then you don’t want this. Wear a mask. Keep a distance from others. Avoid large gatherings. And build up your immune systems. This was you can take on like a rock, I mean, like The Rock.


The Rock’s daughter still doesn’t believe he is Maui
August 10th, 2020 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

The Rock’s youngest daughter is two years old, so she still believes that cartoon characters are real people. Therefore, Tia doesn’t believe that her dad is the voice of Maui in Moana. No matter how many times he sings songs from the Disney musical to her.

Although, since she is DJ’s daughter, I bet you she knows that he is Maui. She is just messing with him because she has him wrapped her little finger and can get him to do what she wants. Like sing Thank You to her for the millionth time. Tia is a good girl! Keep getting your dad to whatever you want. We appreciate it.


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