It was so hot in LA today? How hot? So hot, Puddle of Mudd was just a puddle of sweatt.
Seriously, it was almost 100 degrees, so imagine if you are going to the Emmys and you are wearing a Tuxedo or a Floor Length Gown and you have to walk that long, never ending red carpet. You will do anything for some cool air. Good Morning America’s Lara Spencer and The Bachelor(ette)’s Chris Harrison did just that. When they weren’t sharing the portable AC with the celebs, they were using it on themselves. Which made them look like they had an Alien coming out of them, just like in that movie. What was the name of it again?
A few years ago, Jimmy Kimmel’s nephew Wesley tried to find love on The Baby Bachelor and he did with Kimmel’s BFF’s daughter. Now it is time for awwwwwwdorable 4 year old Bianca to find her Mr Right. She will have plenty of boys to chose from, although it is evident that there is already a front runner. His name is Alex and the 39 month old came riding in on a black horse aka a motorcycle. Manny, 37 months, might be a close runner up, but maybe not.
It is so frustrating not knowing who she is going to give that sweet candy ring to, who she is going to give a timeout to and so on. I feel like JoJo Fletcher watching herself on The Bachelorette. Hopefully at the end of this journey, both of them will find their Prince Charmings. And one of them will be nice enough to give me one of their leftovers. Scratch that, I only want Flecther’s leftovers. I am not picky because it is slim pickings here in LA.
Back to Bianca, I can’t wait for the next episode of The Baby Bachlorette. My whole life now revolves her finding her soul mate.
Kaley Cuoco loves The Bachelor so much, she had Yoga pants made with his face all over them. Too bad she on CBS and he is on ABC otherwise she could hook up with him and have his face in her Big Bang Theory.
And if it didn’t work out between them then she could be on The Bachelorette. Imagine if she was the one giving out the roses?
Someone is actually going to marry Jordan Schlansky and since he has no friends Conan O’Brien threw him a Bachelor Party. You would think he would be happy about that; and you would be wrong because afterall this is Jordan Schlansky and he’s never happy. Even though he wasn’t in to it, the TBS late night host gave it his all. Conan brought in some Jägermeister on the tap, a DJ, a paid-for-the night friend and 2 strippers.
Even though bachelor didn’t enjoy it, it’s the most fun I had a bachelor party where I wasn’t get paid to be there. But that is a whole other story.
Whenever Conan does a bit with his Associate Producer, I wonder why TBS hasn’t given these two their own weekly series. They are a Laurel & Hardy and Abbott & Costello for the modern era. I’d watch them go at over and over again, wouldn’t you?
For the first time in 11 seasons, there will be not one, but two Bachelorettes for the bachelors to chose from this upcoming season in May. According to ABC, they are “Britt, who captivated Chris Soules and the rest of Bachelor Nation with a memorable hug on that first night at the Bachelor mansion, and Kaitlyn, the gorgeous, fun-loving, warm-hearted, but irreverent firecracker who let down her guard only to have her heart crushed.”
The men will have to choose which Bachelorette they want to date for a few weeks; and once they decide, the handing out of the roses begins.
How will this all happen? We will just have to tune in on May 18th to find out.
Who do you think the bachelors will pick to be their suitor? And how do you think they decide?
UPDATE: Britt and Kaitlyn were both on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and I think both of them made a good case to be your next Bachelorette. I just think that Britt made a better one. What about you?
