Before I start the story, I just had an epiphany. I love to psycho analyze people. And I have finally figured out something new about trump. He is the type of kid who was rightfully bullied because he was a dick. So, after school, he would run home to his look-alike mommy and cry about how much all the kids were mean to him. Then she would call the school, their parents, or both. And then those kids would hate him even more. He didn’t have any real friends. He only had the ones that his parents bought for him.
Even though it is over 70 years later, he still acts like that kid who wants to be liked. And in those 70 years, he still has not figured out that you have to be likable to be liked.
That brings me to present day. He feels that the late night hosts are being mean to him. He can’t run home to mommy (because she is dead), so instead, he goes to the FCC and has them go after the hosts.
And that is why that FCC guy, who also had no friends, was threatening the broadcast channels to fire Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers.
And it worked because ABC was forced to pull Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, when Nexstar and Sinclair wanted something out of trump’s mom, I mean, the FCC.
And since the four shows are sick of this bullshit, they decided to make a mockery of trump that is worse than anything they have ever done before. Because if you come for one of them, you have come for all of them. And they are also smarter than trump because he doesn’t get sarcasm and humor. Shhh! Don’t tell him or his paid friends that. It is our dirty little secret.
And one more thing. What trump and his paid friends who use him have not figured out is that you can get them fired from broadcast, where they have some constraints in the classroom. But the second they are free on the courtyard, they can do whatever they want. And they will.
Please understand, I HATE bullies. I take them down. It is so much fun. So don’t be a trump, be a late night host.
For years, donald trump has said that he has wanted to get Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel fired. And it looks like he has found a way to do that.
However, there was something he did not account for, and that is that Colbert is that The Late Show host still has seven months left on his contract. Therefore, he can say and do whatever he wants because what are they going to do, fire him? They already did that.
So when Colbert heard that Jimmy Kimmel Live is suspended indefinitely, he and his staff knew they had to go after the dick-tator wannabe. And they did.
They changed up the lyrics to Beauty and the Beast’s Be Our Guest to be all about the orange one. And he is not going to like it. Because, as they say, the truth hurts, and this was very truthful.
Just like the original tune, this one is very catchy. So catchy, I cannot stop singing it.
Before CBS decided to turn Stephen Colbert into a missing person in late night, he got his acting start on Missing Persons. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1993 episode.
Back in 1995, Drew Barrymore famously danced on David Letterman’s desk and flashed him during her Late Show appearance. It is one of the most memorable moments in late night television.
Yesterday, she was back in that same theater, but this time it was Stephen Colbert behind the desk.
The actress said to him that she has spent some time there, but with Letterman. Then Colbert said, “I am only mildly insulted that you never got on the desk.
And with that, she took off her jacket to reveal that her shirt says, “I ❤️ STEPHEN.” Then she got on his desk and started dancing.
Did she flash him? Nope. Because there is a big difference between being 20 and being 50.
Even without seeing her E and T, he still loved every second of it.
Jamie Lee Curtis has been around celebrities since her father’s sperm entered her mother’s egg. You see, her parents, Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh, are Hollywood royalty from the Golden Age of movies.
So you would think she has never asked a celebrity for an autograph, unless they were someone like The Beatles, Elvis Presley, Steve McQueen, David Cassidy, or Elizabeth Taylor. And you would be wrong.
Yesterday, when she was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked her questions from The Colbert Questionert.
One of the things he wanted to know is if she ever asked anyone for the John Hancock. At first, she could not think of anyone. But then she started giggling uncontrollably.
After 35 seconds, she finally blurted out, “Urkle.” While still laughing, she revealed she got it for her child and keeps that signature in her daughter’s scrapbook.
How was the late night host going to get her to stop laughing? The next question was, “What do you think happens when we die? Talk about a buzzkill.
He had a few more questions, but it was the last one that touched our hearts. What was it? He wanted her to describe the rest of her life in five words. They are: “Free. Married. Mommy. Grandmoomy. Loved!”
We can help her with the last one. Although she should know by now, she is very much loved by all of us, and that is not going to change anytime soon.
