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Stephen Colbert cancels tonight’s The Late Show
October 17th, 2023 under Coronavirus, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, The Late Show announced that Stephen Colbert tested positive for COVID-19 and that he would be hosting the talk show from home. Today, the show will go dark.

The CBS show shared this message from Colbert, “I always want to be able to do the show the audience deserves, but today Covid had other plans. Taking it day by day and I hope we can all see each other tomorrow night.”

Hopefully, he will be feeling better tomorrow and back hosting the show.

COVID-19 is still here, so please get vaccinated.

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How far will Stephen Colbert go not to be in the same room as Jada Pinkett Smith?
October 16th, 2023 under Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Jada Pinkett Smith is going to be a guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tonight, but he is not going to be there.

The CBS late night show wrote, “MEANWHILE… The Late Show will look a little bit different tonight because Stephen is At Home with Covid (he’s ok!), but be sure to tune in as the show will go on remotely with Monologue, Meanwhile, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Ricky Velez. #whatyearisit?”

Hopefully, he will test negative soon and be back at the Ed Sullivan Theater in no time.

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The late night hosts go back to work on Monday
September 27th, 2023 under Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHszUsD-fE8

When the WGA went on strike on May 2nd, the late night hosts stopped doing their talk shows on solidarity.

Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and John Oliver got together and started the podcast Strike Force Five to raise money for the strikers.

Now that the WGA strike is over, the hosts announced today they are ready to go back to work on Monday.

FLASH!

THEIR MISSION COMPLETE, THE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF STRIKE FORCE 5 WILL RETURN TO THEIR NETWORK TELEVISION SHOWS THIS MONDAY 10/2, AND ONE OF THEM TO PREMIUM CABLE ON 10/1.

OF COURSE, IN A GREATER SENSE, THE STRIKE FORCE 5 WILL NEVER END, BECAUSE STRIKE FORCE 5 IS NOT A PLACE, STRIKE FORCE 5 IS NOT A PEOPLE, STRIKE FORCE 5 IS BARELY A PODCAST…NAY, STRIKE FORCE 5 IS AN IDEA. AN IDEA THAT FIVE MEN COULD TALK ON TOP OF EACH OTHER FOR 12 EPISODES, AND MAYBE SOMEBODY WOULD LISTEN. AS WE SAY GOODBYE, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THOSE SOMEBODIES.

TRULY, YOU WERE THE HEROES. WE WERE MOSTLY THE HEROES, BUT YOU WERE IN THERE, TOO.

WE WANT TO THANK THE ENTIRE STRIKE FORCE 5 TEAM, OUR WIVES, OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, AND APOLOGIZE TO CONAN O’BRIEN, WHO AGREED TO DO THE POD, BUT STEPHEN FORGOT TO SEND HIM ANY POSSIBLE DATES, AND THEN THE STRIKE ENDED.

GOODBYE FOR NOW, AND HELLO FOR LATER, BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE A FEW MORE EPISODES, UNLESS RYAN REYNOLDS CUTS OFF THE CASH.

THIS IS THE STRIKE FORCE 5 SIGNING OFF AND THE LATE NIGHT 5 SIGNING BACK ON…WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD TO MY WORK COMPUTER AGAIN? BABYSOMOZA?

STEPHEN COLBERT, JIMMY FALLON, JIMMY KIMMEL, SETH MEYERS, JOHN OLIVER

P.S. BOOMPoor Conan. First, Leno, and now the rest of them. He deserves better.

Back to the Five. You know they are super excited to get back and talk about all the GOP news they missed. And so much has gone on in five months.

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Jimmy Kimmel tried to get a vasectomy this summer
September 15th, 2023 under Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

The late night hosts had the summer off because of the strikes and decided to try new things.

Jimmy Kimmel revealed on the Strike Force Five podcast with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and John Oliver that he tried to get a vasectomy this summer.

What happened? Did he have a sitcom moment where he runs out of the doctor’s office in fright?

Nope. He went in, he shaved, he was ready, but the doctor wasn’t. You see, the first visit is just a consultation.

But the story gets better. He gets into the Uber, and his driver hears that he is going to get snipped. So he tells Kimmel that he should try semen retention instead.

Wait, the driver also told him that he manifested that Kimmel would be in his car, and it happened.

That sounds like 5-star treatment to me!

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Stephen Colbert is going to stay up late for three more years
June 13th, 2023 under Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Scott Kowalchyk/CBS

Stephen Colbert has the #1 late night show on broadcast television. Therefore, it makes sense that CBS wants to keep his talk show going for as long as they can. So today, CBS president and CEO George Cheeks announced at the Banff World Media Festival that it will be around for three more seasons.

The Late Show debuted in 2015, and the extension will have it going until season 11 in 2026.

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