Back in the 20th Century, Frank Sinatra was New Jersey’s most famous boy. In this century, that title goes to three men. They are Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi, and Jon Stewart. The two Jons and the Boss want you to wear a mask to slow the spread of COVID-19 in their state.
Do it, or you will give love a bad name. If you do, then we can get back to the glory days. You don’t want to be living on a prayer taking bad medicine so you are not sleeping on a bed of roses. I know it’s your life, but don’t you want to see your grandchildren born in the USA and born to run? You are wanted alive and not dead. Just do it because I’m on fire, and I won’t stop!
Ever since Jon Stewart left The Daily Show, we have barely seen him in public. Turns out that he has been there all along, we just did not know it. In fact he left the Big Apple for Hollywood after his show ended. Hollywood Boulevard that is. Why there? Because he is one of the people in costume on the boulevard of broken dreams. He is The Incredible Hulk.
Donald Trump has got him so angry, he has permantly turned into the green monster. Which is why he warned Mr. McGee not to make him angry because he would not like him when he is angry. Same goes for the guy in the White House.
So is Hulk a smash? Does not seem that way according to how he acted on Jimmy Kimmel Live when he was unmasked.
