Most police procedurals are dark and gritty, which is actually kind of depressing. However, Elsbeth is the opposite. They make murder mysteries fun!
And after watching the trailer for season 3, it looks like nothing is going to change. Carrie Preston and the gang are having as much fun working on the dramedy as we do watching it.
Elsbeth returns with an all-new special episode on Sunday starring Stephen Colbert as a talk show host, which has to be a stretch for him.
Then she will be back to her regularly scheduled night, Thursdays at 10p on CBS.
Donald Trump says he doesn’t need a lot of sleep, and that is probably because he has a lot of nightmares, similar to the type that Ebenezer Scrooge had in A Christmas Carol.
Tonight, he was visited by the Ghost of President Past, the Ghost of President Present, and the Ghost of President Future.
The Past was played by Seth Meyers, who was there hosting the White House Correspondents’ Dinner when Barack Obama made the joker look like such a fool that he decided to run for president because of that night.
The Present stars Stephen Colbert, whose monologues have driven micro-stem so crazy that he thinks he got The Late Show host fired.
Finally, we welcome Jimmy Kimmel, who just won’t go away and will still haunt him in the future.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to see A Donald Trump President Carol. Sadly, unlike Scrooge, I don’t think he will ever change. Therefore, only MAGAts get a happy ending, and we are all the Tiny Tim’s in the story.
While this movie will never happen, we got a glimpse of what the poster for The Three Ghosts would look like.
Kimmel brought Jimmy Kimmel Live to Brooklyn this week and had Colbert on as a guest. Meyers was there to support his brother, Josh, who reprised his role of Gavin Newsom. The California Governor is another one of Trump’s nightmares, but that is a different Charles Dickens book.
Back to the Three Wise Men of Late Night, I love that picture of them together, rubbing salt in Trump’s wounds. And with his laser-thin skin, there are so many wounds, which is why we are in the mess. The fact that at 79, he is still obsessed with revenge and not enjoying his old age with his family is so sad, but not as sad as the state that America is in because of him.
Before I start the story, I just had an epiphany. I love to psycho analyze people. And I have finally figured out something new about trump. He is the type of kid who was rightfully bullied because he was a dick. So, after school, he would run home to his look-alike mommy and cry about how much all the kids were mean to him. Then she would call the school, their parents, or both. And then those kids would hate him even more. He didn’t have any real friends. He only had the ones that his parents bought for him.
Even though it is over 70 years later, he still acts like that kid who wants to be liked. And in those 70 years, he still has not figured out that you have to be likable to be liked.
That brings me to present day. He feels that the late night hosts are being mean to him. He can’t run home to mommy (because she is dead), so instead, he goes to the FCC and has them go after the hosts.
And that is why that FCC guy, who also had no friends, was threatening the broadcast channels to fire Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Seth Meyers.
And it worked because ABC was forced to pull Jimmy Kimmel Live on Wednesday, when Nexstar and Sinclair wanted something out of trump’s mom, I mean, the FCC.
And since the four shows are sick of this bullshit, they decided to make a mockery of trump that is worse than anything they have ever done before. Because if you come for one of them, you have come for all of them. And they are also smarter than trump because he doesn’t get sarcasm and humor. Shhh! Don’t tell him or his paid friends that. It is our dirty little secret.
And one more thing. What trump and his paid friends who use him have not figured out is that you can get them fired from broadcast, where they have some constraints in the classroom. But the second they are free on the courtyard, they can do whatever they want. And they will.
Please understand, I HATE bullies. I take them down. It is so much fun. So don’t be a trump, be a late night host.
For years, donald trump has said that he has wanted to get Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel fired. And it looks like he has found a way to do that.
However, there was something he did not account for, and that is that Colbert is that The Late Show host still has seven months left on his contract. Therefore, he can say and do whatever he wants because what are they going to do, fire him? They already did that.
So when Colbert heard that Jimmy Kimmel Live is suspended indefinitely, he and his staff knew they had to go after the dick-tator wannabe. And they did.
They changed up the lyrics to Beauty and the Beast’s Be Our Guest to be all about the orange one. And he is not going to like it. Because, as they say, the truth hurts, and this was very truthful.
Just like the original tune, this one is very catchy. So catchy, I cannot stop singing it.
Before CBS decided to turn Stephen Colbert into a missing person in late night, he got his acting start on Missing Persons. He looks the same now as he did when he was 29 in that 1993 episode.
