Remember when Samuel L. Jackson read “Go the F*ck to Sleep”? Well, Jimmy Kimmel asked the legendary bad a$$ to read an updated version of the book called “Stay the F*ck at Home.”
When it aired on ABC the other night, there were a lot of words that were bleeped out, for some reason. Today, Jackson released the uncensored version and it is so much f*cking better. Then again, the actor could read bleep 100 times, and it would still be the best audiobook on the market. However, all of his audiobooks are better when they are filled with four-letter words because he is Hollywood’s biggest MoFo.
While, he can say all of the words I grew up saying, I cannot use them on here. F@ck, sh!t. I will just stay the f*ck at home and think about that.
Ryan Reynolds posed with his costars Salma Hayek and Samuel L Jackson, and there is something bloody different about him. He is covered in blood and they are not.
Why? All we know it is for the sequel to their movie The Hitman’s Bodyguard, The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard. Wonder if they take him out? Since production began earlier this month, not much is known about the film.
Back when Samuel L Jackson went to college, he was a cheerleader. James Corden had to know more, so he asked the actor about it on The Late Late Show the other night.
The man, who is in like every movie, explained that he did it to meet girls because Moorehouse was an all-male school. Now it makes sense, right?
Now, you know him, you know his cheer was going to have at least one curse word in it, and it did. He would be like, “James, James, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, f*ck him!” And that is why Jackson is the baddest MoFo in Hollywood and why we love him!
Before he was Mother F*cking Samuel L Jackson action star, he starred in his aunt’s production of The Nutcracker as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Hard to believe? Yes, and sadly there is not photographic proof that it happened. We just have to take his word for it.
He also told Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest how he got into ballet today on Live with Kelly and Ryan. It was not that he wanted to be the next great ballet star, it was because his aunt was a dance teacher who had not boys in her class. Thus, he was the go-to male. I am sure that is something he did not mind when puberty kicked in.
Now, that we know he was trained in ballet when are we going to Snakes in Swan Lake? The dancers have to pirouette their way to safety from the Mother F*cking snakes. Actually, can you curse in ballet? If not, then it cannot be done.
I never thought of James Corden as a brave man, but turns out he is one because he challenged Samuel L Jackson to Drop the Mic on The Late Late Show last night. Which is a Rap Battle and there is no way the CBS late night host had a chance of winning. He gave it his best shot but the biggest M*ther F*cker in Hollywood dominated it all before he even said one single syllable. Jackson treated his opponent like a snake on a plane and he was sick of it. And yet Corden gave it his best shot, but just did not have chance in hell.
