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Samuel L Jackson was a Sugar Plum Fairy!
January 15th, 2019 under Kelly Ripa, Ryan Seacrest, Samuel L Jackson. [ Comments: none ]


Before he was Mother F*cking Samuel L Jackson action star, he starred in his aunt’s production of The Nutcracker as the Sugar Plum Fairy. Hard to believe? Yes, and sadly there is not photographic proof that it happened. We just have to take his word for it.

He also told Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest how he got into ballet today on Live with Kelly and Ryan. It was not that he wanted to be the next great ballet star, it was because his aunt was a dance teacher who had not boys in her class. Thus, he was the go-to male. I am sure that is something he did not mind when puberty kicked in.

Now, that we know he was trained in ballet when are we going to Snakes in Swan Lake? The dancers have to pirouette their way to safety from the Mother F*cking snakes. Actually, can you curse in ballet? If not, then it cannot be done.

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James Corden gets shafted by Samuel L Jackson
August 15th, 2017 under James Corden, Samuel L Jackson. [ Comments: 1 ]


I never thought of James Corden as a brave man, but turns out he is one because he challenged Samuel L Jackson to Drop the Mic on The Late Late Show last night. Which is a Rap Battle and there is no way the CBS late night host had a chance of winning. He gave it his best shot but the biggest M*ther F*cker in Hollywood dominated it all before he even said one single syllable. Jackson treated his opponent like a snake on a plane and he was sick of it. And yet Corden gave it his best shot, but just did not have chance in hell.

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Samuel L Jackson acts out his motherf*cking career!
March 9th, 2017 under James Corden, Samuel L Jackson. [ Comments: none ]


Samuel L Jackson has been in so many movies, even he doesn’t know how many it has been.

Yesterday, on The Late Late Show, James Corden and him acted out a small fraction of them from Pulp Fiction to Soul Men with some huge hits in between like Snakes on a Place, Star Wars: Episode I and II, Shaft and many more in an 11 minute retrospect that will make you stand up and applaud his amazing work through the decades.

There is a reason why he is in so many films because no one takes over a scene like the biggest MoFo in Hollywood, Samuel L Jackson!

The best part of this highlight reel was watching him laugh hysterically when something went wrong because he is always serious in his movie. He needs to do a movie where he really gets to let go and have some fun. Could you imagine Ice Cube and him doing a straight-up comedy? Actually we would be laughing the hardest because both of them would try their hardest not to crack.

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Samuel L Jackson yells at three cute little kittens
September 27th, 2016 under Jane the Virgin, Jimmy Fallon, Samuel L Jackson. [ Comments: 6 ]


Samuel L Jackson and Gina Rodriguez were on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged them to a new game called Truth or Door. Basically, they had to either answer a truth or accept whatever challenge was behind the door. Hollywood’s baddest guy not only told a truth, but decided to go for whatever was behind Door #1. That was when Steve Higgins rolled out a box of three purrfect kittens and told Shaft he had to yell at them as he explained why they should see his favorite movie. He walked over to the awwwdorable kitties and went all Snakes on the Plane on then as he told them why he loves The Raid 2.
And now those cute cats are no longer adoptable because they are scared of everyone. Which is why, I guess, they call them scaredy cats.
Lets be real here, weren’t you like, oh no, he is going to scream at that those sweet little faces that you just want to kiss over and over again? Then we did, you didn’t whether to laugh or feel sorry for them. It was a lot of mixed emotions!

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Samuel L Jackson makes movie’s most famous catchphrases his own!
January 5th, 2016 under Samuel L Jackson, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]


Samuel L Jackson was on The Late Show yesterday and Stephen Colbert wanted to hear what it would sound like if the man who is in like every movie did famous catchphrases from movies he wasn’t in. He made infamous lines from films like Gone with the Wind, The Princess Bride, The Wizard of Oz, The Graduate, The Lord of the Rings, Dirty Dancing and The Lion King his own, and the world of film is a better place because of it.
Which of his now movie quotes are your favorite? For me, it is a toss up between the last two. But my all-time favorite will always be, “Enough is enough. I have had it with these mother f*cking snakes, on this mother f*cking plane!”
If you could hear him make one classic line from any movie his own, what would it be? I would love to hear him say, “I’m as mad as hell and I am not going to take this anymore,” from Network. How awesome would that be?

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