Deadpool 2 and Book Club are both coming out on Friday, but everyone is focused on the movie with Ryan Reynolds in it. Well, the ladies have a message for him and they want him know they are just as good as him. That and they want to go all Fifty Shades of Grey with the DILF. Even Mrs. Ted Danson who played his mom in The Proposal. Can you blame Mary Steenburgen, Candice Bergen, Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda? He is a hot piece of a life-size red condom.
I cannot wait to see how Deadpool responds to the Anastasia Steele wannabes. You know it will be naughty, just how they all like it!
BTW what does it say about me that I would rather see Book Club over Deadpool 2?
Ryan Reynolds has no shame. He showed his bubble butt in Van Wilder, his mangina in Buying the Cow and his penis is Deadpool. Now he did something that is even more shameless. He went on the South Korean show King of the Mask Singer dressed as a unicorn to sing Tomorrow from Annie. Just like a unicorn, it was magical.
Who knew he could sing? Why hasn’t he been cast in a musical? Could you imagine? He could totally star as a Little Orphan Annie as an adult. We already know he can belt out the theme song! What more do you need? And we know he has a mangina!
One final note, why don’t we have an American version of King of the Mask Singer? I can totally see 8 celebrities singing with a mask on every week. Can’t you? Granted most would be reality stars, but still it would be a hit.
Ryan Reynolds is on The Graham Norton Show today and they talked about wearing the Deadpool suit. The actor revealed that it takes several people to put on the big red condom and once it is on, it is on. He sneezes in it because there is “no space” between his body and the fabric. So much so, he says, “When I put it on, I can taste my own genitals. It’s disgusting.” That is what Blake Lively says! Ba da bump.
Make sure to watch the video all the way to see Josh Brolin’s intense workout.
There was a line in Deadpool that seemed to upset David Beckham and Ryan Reynolds has been trying to make it up to him ever since. What was that line? It is, “You ever heard David Beckham speak? It is like he mouth sexed a can of helium.” You can see why he is pissed? Even though let’s be honest, it is true.
Anyways, Mr. Blake Lively wants to right his wrong before Deadpool 2 comes out next week, so he found different ways to apologize to golden balls. Which way was the golden ticket? You just have to watch to find out. That and to see why he is really mad at Reyolds. Have to admit, that is pretty spot on too. He used to be on my To-Do list but after watching a lot of recent movies, bubble butt’s bubble was popped to me.
UPDATE: How did Cable aka Josh Brolin react to this video? He said, “I would never apologize to David Beckham for anything ever.” We will find out if he will have later this week because of them will be guests on The Graham Norton Show.
Yesterday, Celine Dion released the video for her new song Ashes from Deadpool 2 and we saw the superhero ballet dancing in it. Since he was in his costume, we all assumed that it was Ryan Reynolds doing all those graceful moves. Turns out it was not him.
The actor revealed all by saying, “Ever wonder, ‘How does Ryan Reynolds dance so beautifully? Did he have 8 bones surgically removed from his body in order to move as if a graceful swan had sex with Fred Astaire?'” Then he added explained, “The answer may surprise you. Yes. I did have 8 bones removed from my body. But the dancing was all @yanismarshall. This man is not just a dancer… he’s an elite athlete, hero, and all-around hilarious person. Follow him on Instagram. Put him in movies. Throw confetti at his feet when you see him. He is a gift to this weary world. #Deadpool2”
Maybe they can get Yani Marshall to replace him Deadpool if and when Reynolds is over playing the foul-mouthed X-Men. He already has the moves to do it.
