I thought that hating on Nickleback was a Canadian rite of passage, but I guess I was wrong. Because when Fred Savage took issue with the globally hated band, Deadpool had had enough of people that trashing the Rock band.
The man in red spewed out a whole bunch of facts that prove we actually love to hate them in public, but in private we love listening to them. Leaving little Kevin Arnold to respond in one way and one way only. By saying sorry. As in singing a duet of How You Remind Me with the ugliest superhero.
Because of that, I have been listening to Nickelback for the last hour. Damn you Deadpool. In protest, I am not going to see Once Upon a Deadpool on Wednesday. Instead, I will wait until Thursday!
Have you been wondering why 20th Century Fox is releasing a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2? Well, now we know why we are getting Once Upon a Deadpool on December 12th because Fred Savage got it out of Ryan Reynolds.
It is partially because it is a family movie. Another part is that it will make some money. But this biggest reason, it is now a Disney film. And we know Disney likes everything to the opposite of what Deadpool stands for.
In the first full trailer for Once Upon a Deadpool, the PG-13 version of Deadpool 2, we find out that Fred Savage was kidnapped and that is why he is doing the movie. We thought it was a joke, but turns out it is what really happened.
In an exclusive generic interview with the kid from Princess Bride, he revealed what really happened. Kevin Arnold got a call from Ryan Reynolds asking him to be in the cleaned up film. The child star then asked him why he would want to do that. Before he could get the answer, the next thing he knew was that he woke up on the set. That’s right, he says he was kidnapped.
Teaching us an important lesson, “You just don’t say no to Ryan.” Unless your name is Hugh Jackman.
The squeaky-clean version of Deadpool 2 comes out on December 12th, and Savage said his kids enjoyed it. Maybe because they liked seeing their dad all tied up?
https://youtu.be/X17tyz_Chiw
Before Ryan Reynolds was the coolest guy on campus in Van Wilder, he was the same way in high school in Sabrina the Teenage Witch movie. I forgot how cute and dorky he looked when he was just 19 in that 1996 telemovie.
