Taylor Swift and Blake Lively dressed like their childhood idols for New Year’s Eve. The singer went as Ariel, the Mermaid who sacrificed her voice for legs. While Blake Lively went as Dorothy and her husband went as Toto? Actually, I think Ryan Reynolds went as mid-1980’s David Bowie. Either that or the man, who is now most known for wearing a costume, was too lazy to put one on. Maybe he is still hurt and does not want to be tricked like he was when Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal invited him to an ugly sweater party, and they wore plain T-shirts. Poor Deadpool cannot get it right.
Oh and it looks like Swift’s squad is not as filled with famous friends as it used to be?
I thought that hating on Nickleback was a Canadian rite of passage, but I guess I was wrong. Because when Fred Savage took issue with the globally hated band, Deadpool had had enough of people that trashing the Rock band.
The man in red spewed out a whole bunch of facts that prove we actually love to hate them in public, but in private we love listening to them. Leaving little Kevin Arnold to respond in one way and one way only. By saying sorry. As in singing a duet of How You Remind Me with the ugliest superhero.
Because of that, I have been listening to Nickelback for the last hour. Damn you Deadpool. In protest, I am not going to see Once Upon a Deadpool on Wednesday. Instead, I will wait until Thursday!
Have you been wondering why 20th Century Fox is releasing a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2? Well, now we know why we are getting Once Upon a Deadpool on December 12th because Fred Savage got it out of Ryan Reynolds.
It is partially because it is a family movie. Another part is that it will make some money. But this biggest reason, it is now a Disney film. And we know Disney likes everything to the opposite of what Deadpool stands for.
In the first full trailer for Once Upon a Deadpool, the PG-13 version of Deadpool 2, we find out that Fred Savage was kidnapped and that is why he is doing the movie. We thought it was a joke, but turns out it is what really happened.
In an exclusive generic interview with the kid from Princess Bride, he revealed what really happened. Kevin Arnold got a call from Ryan Reynolds asking him to be in the cleaned up film. The child star then asked him why he would want to do that. Before he could get the answer, the next thing he knew was that he woke up on the set. That’s right, he says he was kidnapped.
Teaching us an important lesson, “You just don’t say no to Ryan.” Unless your name is Hugh Jackman.
The squeaky-clean version of Deadpool 2 comes out on December 12th, and Savage said his kids enjoyed it. Maybe because they liked seeing their dad all tied up?
