Now that concerts are resuming, it is time for the Dicks to hit the road. Who wants to see two of them share the stage. Not Kanye West and Kid Rock, but Richard Marx and Rick Springfield. The only dickish thing about the latter two is their first name!
So if you want to see what Marx calls the Dick Squared Tour, then you can buy tickets starting on the 17th. I am sure there are several women getting their granny panties in a bunch over this news. Are you one of them? If not, then it is the perfect gift to get your mom for a belated Mothers’ Day present.
Let’s be honest; there is not a lot to like about Rand Paul. Is there anything? Seriously, anything at all?
Anyways, the senator from Kentucky says he is not going to get the vaccine because he had COVID-19 and has a natural immunity to the virus. He does, but not the newer variants. You would think a “doctor” would know that. I guess you have to be a real one to know that.
Sorry, I got distracted. When Marx heard this, he tweeted, “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”
The next day, Paul got a letter with a white substance in it, and he blaimed the singer for it.
You don’t have to be an “eye doctor” to see that there are a lot of people who don’t like Paul and would consider sending him that note. I don’t think anyone should, don’t do it. But, he is one of the most hated people on DC.
Whenever Senate needs someone to be their dick, he is always willing to stand up for the occasion.
And late night is willing to stand up for an occasion like this. Therefore, yesterday on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert rerecorded Marx’s song Right Here Waiting with new lyrics in honor of the dick vs Dick feud.
Whoever worked on that tune needs an Emmy because that was brilliant. However, I think Marx can top them because he keeps proving he is witty. So much so, I hope he really responds in song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWGNY8uOxQ
Every now and again, Family Guy uses real people in live-action sequences on the animated show. Yesterday, Richard Marx was the latest celebrity to lend his face to the once canceled sitcom. I am sure Fox will always regret that decision.
Anyways, back to sexy Richard Marx. The singer did a bit where he wanted to make clay horses when he grew up. After Peter says, that is the dumbest horse he has seen. “It hurt to hear, but deep down, I respected him for saying it,” Marx is overheard saying. “That boy grew up to have a multi-platinum recording career.”
Now on camera, he adds, “Hi. I am Richard Marx, and I suck at making clay horses. But ask your wife if she cares?” Then he seductively brushed his hair over his ear with his hand and winked. That slo-mo moment got me as hot as his music does when I make my lover listen to his tunes when we are having sex. Admit it; you do that too.
Back to Marx, and not to diss him. But…considering Seth MacFarlane’s audience, shouldn’t he have said, “Ask your mom if she cares?” What? You thought the same thing. This means I also just aged myself too. Now I feel old. Damn you, MacFarlane. We are even. You donated money to the place where I adopted my cat so that they could build their amazing sanctuary, and then you make me feel like an old cat lady. I am returning the cat. That is what I get for naming her Meg. I didn’t, don’t worry. That is cruel and unusual punishment.
Richard Marx released some of the most romantic songs in the ’80s. Therefore, you would think if a Real Housewife were going to ask him for something, it would be to sing at an event.
However, that is not what Heather Dubrow wants from him. The singer got his first haircut since March, and he showed off his discarded curls. As soon as the Real Housewife of Orange County saw that, she asked him, “Can you save the cuttings and donate to @DrDubrow?”
As we know from Botched, Terry DuBrow does not have a full head of hair like Marx. Even though he doesn’t, I don’t think the dark locks would work on the plastic surgeon. What do you think?
Richard Marxhas had a few zingers on Twitter, and the latest one is something we all know. He respdonded back to someone who accused him of having a potty mouth, “The people who get offended by the word ‘fucking’ are the same people who aren’t doing any of it.”
Would anyone like to contradict that comment? Didn’t think so!
