I am beginning to think that Sean Evans is running out of people to interview for Hot Ones. Why do I say that? Because his latest victim is Peter Griffin.
As we know, Peter Griffin is not real. However, he was real enough to drink a bottle of the hottest sauce.
How did it go? He learned that even cartoon characters can feel the pain of getting hot sauce on your wiener, and I am not talking about a hot dog. Not only that but what burns going in burns even more coming out.
But it was all worth it because he got to promote the 25th anniversary of Family Guy and the two holiday specials on Hulu. The Halloween one is streaming now. Streaming is something that hurts Peter because he touched his penis with the Devil sauce.
If you watch one animated show on Fox, then chances are you watch them all. So, how excited would you be to see the creators of four of them in one place?
Your wet dream just came true because here is (l to r) King of the Hill’s Mike Judge, Bob’s Burgers’ Loren Bouchard, Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane, and The Simpsons’ Matt Groening.
So, as I look at them, I wonder why none of their characters look like them. You would think they would want that.
Fox fucked up. They are holding Family Guy until midseason. However, we don’t have to wait that long to get a preview of what we can expect when it finally comes back.
And after watching that preview, I can say with even more confidence Fox really fucked up.
They are even doing Halloween and Christmas specials, and they are not even airing them. They will be streaming on Hulu, even though Glen Powell is one of the guest stars! In the words of Red Forman, “Dumb asses!”
If someone would’ve told Peacock their biggest series would be about a horny, drug-addicted, foul-mouthed teddy bear, I bet the big whigs would’ve thought that person was crazy.
However, that is the case. So, today, the streaming service announced that Ted will be back for a second season.
Ted is the prequel to the two high-larious films, which were brought to the big and small screens by Seth MacFarlane.
The comedy takes place in the ’90s. We get to see Ted (MacFarlane) and his best friend, John Bennett (Max Burkholder), trying to survive their teenage years in high school. They get to try all the things we got to see them do when they were all grown up.
If you haven’t seen Ted, you should! It is so fucking funny and so wrong! And that is what makes it so right! Plus, Alanna Ubach deserves an Emmy for her portrayal as John’s mother, and Scott Grimes isn’t too shabby as her husband.
When Seth MacFarlane and I were kids, family sitcoms were so sugary sweet that you got a cavity watching them.
But let’s be honest. Our families were nothing like the Cleavers, the Bradys, or the Huxtables. But then again, Bill Cosby was nothing like Cliff Huxtable, as we now know.
Anyways, the kids of today are getting a sitcom that is more like their home life on January 11th.
Seth MacFarlane is bringing his naughty, trash-talking, pot-smoking, beer-drinking, talking Teddybear Ted to the small screen for a seven-episode event on Peacock.
In this comedic prequel event series to the Ted films, it’s 1993, and Ted the Bear’s (Seth MacFarlane) moment of fame has passed. He’s now living back home in Framingham, Massachusetts, with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett (Max Burkholder), along with John’s parents, Matty and Susan (Scott Grimes and Alanna Ubach), and cousin Blaire (Giorgia Whigham). Ted may be a lousy influence on John, but at the end of the day, he’s a loyal pal who’s always willing to go out on a limb for friendship.
What more do the fucking kids in America want and need? We are getting a foul-mouthed bear with parents and kids who curse equally as much and do things that we all do. Who needs moms who say gosh and darn when you can have dads who say shit and fuck?
Forget the Keatons. We now have Bennetts to be our role models. I can’t wait to show my nieces this series because they will be like Ted is just like you, Crazy Aunt Stacy!
