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[ # ] Richard Marx is right here waiting for Rand Paul
May 26th, 2021 under Richard Marx, Stephen Colbert

Let’s be honest; there is not a lot to like about Rand Paul. Is there anything? Seriously, anything at all?

Anyways, the senator from Kentucky says he is not going to get the vaccine because he had COVID-19 and has a natural immunity to the virus. He does, but not the newer variants. You would think a “doctor” would know that. I guess you have to be a real one to know that.

Sorry, I got distracted. When Marx heard this, he tweeted, “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

The next day, Paul got a letter with a white substance in it, and he blaimed the singer for it.

You don’t have to be an “eye doctor” to see that there are a lot of people who don’t like Paul and would consider sending him that note. I don’t think anyone should, don’t do it. But, he is one of the most hated people on DC.

Whenever Senate needs someone to be their dick, he is always willing to stand up for the occasion.

And late night is willing to stand up for an occasion like this. Therefore, yesterday on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert rerecorded Marx’s song Right Here Waiting with new lyrics in honor of the dick vs Dick feud.

Whoever worked on that tune needs an Emmy because that was brilliant. However, I think Marx can top them because he keeps proving he is witty. So much so, I hope he really responds in song.

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