As we know, Dick is short for Richard. So someone bought Richard Marx a coffee cup that reads Dick.
While I don’t think he is a Dick. I am sure there are plenty of people on the right who think he is one. So they will enjoy this photo. However, they won’t get the sarcasm! You have to be smart to do that, and that is something they are not.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding is turning 20. So, for some reason, John Corbett made a video with Richard Marx to commemorate it.
However, that was not the thing that surprised me most about this video. It is how different Corbett looks. He doesn’t look bad, far from it. He just doesn’t like the actor we know.
Richard Marx finally joined TikTok, but do the younger people on the social media app know who he is? They probably don’t even know Pearl Jam and *NSYNC are, let alone Marx.
So, how can he introduce himself to them? Well, he played some of his biggest hits that came out before their parents even knew what dating was. Therefore, he basically told them to ask their mom who he is. Although, he is getting close to telling them to ask their grandmothers.
And now I feel old. Who knew that Marx joining TikTok would be a hazard to me? I should’ve known better than watching the video on my FYP all the way through. I guess I will have to wallow in his music to make me feel better.
Now that concerts are resuming, it is time for the Dicks to hit the road. Who wants to see two of them share the stage. Not Kanye West and Kid Rock, but Richard Marx and Rick Springfield. The only dickish thing about the latter two is their first name!
So if you want to see what Marx calls the Dick Squared Tour, then you can buy tickets starting on the 17th. I am sure there are several women getting their granny panties in a bunch over this news. Are you one of them? If not, then it is the perfect gift to get your mom for a belated Mothers’ Day present.
Let’s be honest; there is not a lot to like about Rand Paul. Is there anything? Seriously, anything at all?
Anyways, the senator from Kentucky says he is not going to get the vaccine because he had COVID-19 and has a natural immunity to the virus. He does, but not the newer variants. You would think a “doctor” would know that. I guess you have to be a real one to know that.
Sorry, I got distracted. When Marx heard this, he tweeted, “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”
The next day, Paul got a letter with a white substance in it, and he blaimed the singer for it.
You don’t have to be an “eye doctor” to see that there are a lot of people who don’t like Paul and would consider sending him that note. I don’t think anyone should, don’t do it. But, he is one of the most hated people on DC.
Whenever Senate needs someone to be their dick, he is always willing to stand up for the occasion.
And late night is willing to stand up for an occasion like this. Therefore, yesterday on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert rerecorded Marx’s song Right Here Waiting with new lyrics in honor of the dick vs Dick feud.
Whoever worked on that tune needs an Emmy because that was brilliant. However, I think Marx can top them because he keeps proving he is witty. So much so, I hope he really responds in song.
