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Who wants to see two dicks in a concert?
June 14th, 2021 under Richard Marx, Rick Springfield. [ Comments: none ]

Now that concerts are resuming, it is time for the Dicks to hit the road. Who wants to see two of them share the stage. Not Kanye West and Kid Rock, but Richard Marx and Rick Springfield. The only dickish thing about the latter two is their first name!

So if you want to see what Marx calls the Dick Squared Tour, then you can buy tickets starting on the 17th. I am sure there are several women getting their granny panties in a bunch over this news. Are you one of them? If not, then it is the perfect gift to get your mom for a belated Mothers’ Day present.

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Coheed and Cambria give Rick Springfield’s Jessie’s Girl a sequel
August 21st, 2020 under Rick Springfield. [ Comments: none ]


It has been almost 40 years since Rick Springfield professed his love for Jessie’s Girl. In all of that time, not only have we wondered who she is, but we also wanted to know if the Rocker got his friend’s loved?

Well, the band Coheed and Cambria wondered the same thing, so they wrote a song about it. In their follow-up, they give it a Meat Loaf Paradise in the Dashboard Light twist. However, the best part is they got Springfield to sing his own verse and star in the music video. Proving that he is still just as sexy now as he was when he was pursuing Jessie’s Girl in 1981. Heck, he looks even better.

When it comes to the 2020 tune, it is just as fun as the original. I never heard of this band before, but I plan to spend the day to listening to their other songs. If you need me, then call me at the number the provided in the video. You know, 867-5309.

If you could write a sequel to any song, what would it be?

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Rick Springfield reworks Love Somebody to Glove Somebody
April 20th, 2020 under Rick Springfield. [ Comments: none ]


Rick Springfield recently changed up Human Touch to No Human Touch to make it relevant for coronavirus, and it was a huge hit. Therefore, he is following it up with another song. He reworked his hit song Love Somebody from his movie Hard To Hold to something that makes it hard to hold thing, glove. Now, we will know the tune as Glove Somebody with lyrics to match.

Incredibly, it works. I wonder what is next, Don’t Touch the Strangers, Please Walk Away, Jessie’s Test, or State of the World?

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Rick Springfield reworks Human Touch for Coronavirus
March 28th, 2020 under Coronavirus, Rick Springfield. [ Comments: 2 ]

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A reworking of “Human Touch”😷Lyrics below: EVERYONE'S AT HOME ON THEIR COMPUTER WITH THEIR SCREAMING KIDS AND BURNED OUT SPOUSE, GOT RUBBER GLOVES AND HAZMAT SUITS BUT GOT NO TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE, WERE SANITIZED AND ISOLATED ALONE IN THIS INFECTED WORLD, DEATH VALLEY’D BE A REAL GOOD BATTLE LINE, A TENT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE WOULD SUIT ME FINE, WOULDN’T HAVE TO WASH MY HANDS FIFTY TIMES, SICK OF COUNTING TO 20, STEP BACK GIRL… WE DON’T NEED THE HUMAN TOUCH, WE’RE ALL FREED FROM THE HUMAN TOUCH, GOT MY WEED YEAH I DON’T NEED MUCH, WE’LL SUCCEED IF WE ALL DON’T TOUCH, SOCIAL DISTANCE! I KEEP IT TOO! NO I DON’T TOUCH MY FACE – I USE MY ELBOW WHEN I NEED TO SNEEZE, AND IF I COUGH ON THE STREET YEAH THEY ALL LOOK AT ME LIKE IM DISEASED, I CAN'T GET TESTED BUT TRUMP ASSURED ME I COULD GO GET ONE ANYTIME,
UH HUH, THE STORES ARE EMPTY OF THE STUFF I LIKE, MY ONLY VALID OPTION IS A HUNGER STRIKE, I'VE CANCELLED ALL MY GIGS AND PUT AWAY MY MIC, YOU GOT LOVE I WANT IT! FROM WAY OVER THERE! WE DON’T NEED THE HUMAN TOUCH, WE DON’T NEED THE HUMAN TOUCH, GOT MY WEED YEAH I DON’T NEED MUCH, WE’LL SUCCEED IF WE ALL DON’T TOUCH, SOCIAL DISTANCE! I KEEP IT TOO!

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ack in 1983, Rick Springfield told us we all need the Human Touch. In 2020, you don’t dare say that because of Coronavirus. Therefore, he rewrote his tune to make it appropriate for today’s world.

Since we all need to sing and laugh, he posted his version of We Don’t Need the Human Touch on Instagram. I cannot say it is better than the original. What I can say is that it is exactly what we all need!

If you never heard the catchy tune that was ahead of its time, then click here!

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Rick Springfield made up Jessie from Jessie’s girl
September 24th, 2019 under AXS, Rick Springfield. [ Comments: none ]


Rick Springfield became an International sensation thanks to his song Jessie’s Girl in 1981. The song has become one that urban legends are made of. We want to know who is Jessie and more importantly who is his girlfriend that the singer wants to find a woman like that.

This Thursday at 8:30p on AXS’s Mix Tape, the Rocker gives us the true story behind the song. He says, “I started going to this stained glass place in Pasadena. And the reason I kept going was because there was this girl there that was burning hot and she had a boyfriend, his name was Gary, and she didn’t want anything to do with me. So I took my sexual angst home and wrote a song about her. I tried ‘Gary’s Girl,’ but it didn’t ring. I actually had this original lyric sheet and I changed it to ‘Randy’s Girl.’ I’d actually started writing ‘Randy is a friend,’ and halfway through that line I thought you know what… no. So this name Jessie popped up in my head. I loved it, I went full tilt on the writing and recording thing.”

Now we know, Jessie is really Gary and Springfield did not get the girl. But he did he get a huge hit out of it. Good thing he didn’t believe in don’t talk to strangers because if he did, then he would not have met Gary and his girlfriend. Which means he would never have had this song and he never would have the career he has had. We would be like Rick Springfield who?

Next week on Mix Tape, Don McLean talks about the day the music died. In other words, what Buddy Holly meant to him.

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