https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fcDiiUBGfE
via The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
Before Benicio Del Toro was front and center in movies like The Last Jedi and Guardians of the Galaxy, he was in the background in Madonna’s music video for La Isla Bonita making just $150 for the shoot. You can barely recognize the 20-year-old in 1987.
I don’t know about you, but I know how to do the Macrena, Hand Jive, Chicken Dance (my fav) and The Electric Slide, but I never mastered Vogue. Not anymore because Madonna showed us to do it on Live with Kelly and Ryan this morning. So if you have a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding, invite me so I can show off my Vouging skills! Now I just need to catch up with this century and learn the Dougie and Watch Me.
A few months ago, Madonna and Zac Efron were seated next to each at an MMA fight, and now he is wrestling with what to tell us about that night. Jimmy Kimmel wanted to know more, and the Baywatch lifeguard suddenly became a gentleman and didn’t say much.
All he would say is that, “I will you tell one thing Madonna is lovely, she was amazing.” When the ABC late night host just straight out asked him, “Did you something go on with you and Madonna?” Efron got all flustered, tapped his upper arm and said, “She tapped this.” As in she tapped his arm because she was so excited over the match. Although, it seems like he was excited over something else.
We do not know if something happened between them, so we are left to assume what we want. I am assuming that they had their own wrestling match after the one they were watching ended. What do you assume?
Before Madonna played Evita in the 1996 movie, Patti LuPone originated the role on Broadway in 1979. Yesterday, while the legendary actress was on Watch What Happens Live someone called in and asked her if Madge and her ever had a conversation about playing the same iconic role.
Lupone said that the two of them spoke only once and all the singer said to her was, “I’m taller than you.” Then Andy Cohen asked his guest what she thought of the taller actress in Evita. This is where it gets good, oh so very good. LuPone told him, “I was on the treadmill, you know when MTV had videos, right, and I saw I believe it was Bueno Aires and I thought it was a piece of sh!t.” Then she continued on, “Madonna is a movie killer. She is dead behind the eyes, she cannot act her way out of a paper bag, She should not be in film or on stage.” Don’t cry for Madonna because it is true. Did you see Swept Away? That is one of the worst movies ever made, like Top 5 worst movies ever made.
LuPone wasn’t all negative about her because she also said, “She is a wonderful performer for what she does, but she is not an actress. Bang!” Madonna definitely felt that bang, we felt that bang.
Ob la di, ob la da life goes on, and it goes on so much better thanks to LuPone’s brutal and accurate honesty. Can anyone deny that what she said isn’t the truth?
Madonna shared photos of her face before it was made up for the Met Ball and after it was all done. Normally, makeup doesn’t make that much of a difference, but on her it does. She looks her age without out and the way we are used to seeing her with it. I like her better without to be honest because she looks more approachable and not the scary person she is perceived to be. What do you think?
