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Madonna is seeing pink
October 12th, 2020 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]


Madonna’s black roots were really growing out, so she decided to change up her hair color. The singer is no longer a blonde. Now, her locks are the color of pink lemonade.

What do you think of the new hue? Are you tickled pink over it? I say it makes her appear younger.

Can you believe she is 62? If that is what being a sexagenarian is like, I am OK with getting older. Hopefully, like her, I will be putting the sex in sexagenarian by having sex with someone half my age.

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Madonna wants you to look at her crutch
July 7th, 2020 under Are they really their age?, Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

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Madonna has a knee injury, and she needs to walk with a crutch every now and again. She took a look at herself in the mirror, and thought of something. The singer wrote, “Everyone has a Crutch……………. 🛠”

Let’s be honest, how many of you noticed the crutch? Now, how many of you were looking at her body, and were ike damn how can she be turning 62 next month? How many other 62 year olds look as good as she does in that little amount of clothes?

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Madonna has a 25-year-old boyfriend
December 30th, 2019 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

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Madonna is 61, and her boyfriend is just 25 years old. That is just two years older than her oldest child.

According to TMZ, she has been dating her dancer, Ahlamalik Williams, for over a year and his dad says it is getting serious. No word if his dad is older or younger than his potential daughter-in-law. Considering she was around 36 when he was born, we can assume he is younger than the singer.

Well, now we might know why Madonna has been in such extreme pain recently. Her vajayjay has not seen this much action since she was 25. It is not used to all of that sex at her age. I don’t think most women, over 60, are getting it that much. However, she is Madonna, and the material girl can still get it on like a virgin. Did I cross the borderline with that joke?

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Are Madonna and Boy George feuding?
October 29th, 2019 under Andy Cohen, Boy George, Madonna. [ Comments: 5 ]


Back in the ’80s, Madonna and Boy George were two of the biggest Pop Divas of the decade. Therefore, it would make sense that people would say they do not get along. Yesterday when the Culture Club singer was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen a caller asked him if that is the case.

George O’Dowd told him, “I never fell out with Madonna.” Then he added, “It was like a series of incidents where we never managed to get close.”

While they are not close, he is a fan of her music and owns several of her albums. Wonder if she owns any of his?

Actually, the better question is how would Madonna answer that question? Before she does, he should preface it with Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? Otherwise, they really will be at War.

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Did Madonna go back to black?
January 18th, 2019 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]


Before Madonna was the blonde Material Girl, she was naturally a very dark brunette. Today, she went back to roots. Or did she? Considering it looks like there are mannequin heads, some with wigs, behind her, you have to wonder if this new short hairdo is fake. If it is, she should consider getting it done for real. I think it is the best Madge has looked in a while. What do you think?

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