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Madonna takes a licking and keeps on ticking
February 19th, 2024 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

Madonna took her Celebration tour to Climate Pledge Arena in Seattle yesterday, and things didn’t go perfectly for the singer during Open Your Heart.

The singer was doing a chair routine, and a backup dancer was supposed to drag her back to the main. However, he fell forward, and her chair fell backward with her in it.

What is she going to do? In the spirit of the show must go on, she rolled over and kept singing.

And that is why, even at 65, she puts on one of the best concerts you will ever see.


Madonna calls out Boston in Toronto
January 15th, 2024 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

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Madonna has been on the road since October, so it would make sense she might not know what city she is in. Personally, I am surprised any musician on a world tour knows where they are.

Case in point. Over the weekend, she was playing Toronto, but she called out the previous city she was in.

Needless to say, the Canadians were kind of hurt by her slip-up, and the singer felt it.

So, she apologized to them in her own unique way. “Are you guys mad at me ’cause I said ‘Hello, Boston?’ I’m sorry. What kind of fucked up shit is that,” she told the Rebel Hearts. “That would be like if you guys were saying, ‘Hey, Lady Gaga’s playing tonight!’ Ha. Ha. Ha. I wouldn’t like that. I mean, you know, nothing against Lady Gaga. Love her. I do! I love anyone shorter than me.”

At least, the 65-year-old is letting everyone know she is still the Queen of Mean, and those she deems as her subjects better watch out because she will come for you. Although, she should fight someone her own size.


Madonna will hit the road in October
August 15th, 2023 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]


Madonna was all set to hit the road in July, but she was hospitalized with a “serious bacterial infection” in late June. Therefore, she had to postpone her US dates so that she could recover.

Today, the singer announced that she will be going to Europe as planned in October. And then, she will come back to the States and play her rescheduled dates starting in December and continue through until April.

I hope it is not too much for the musician who becomes a senior citizen tomorrow. I feel old.

Her people were able to reschedule all of the dates except for five. To see where and when she will be playing, then click here!


Madonna is up and dancing
July 27th, 2023 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

A month ago, Madonna was hospitalized with a “serious bacterial infection.” The infection was so serious she spent several days in the intensive care unit.

Thankfully, she was released from the hospital in less than a week and was able to recuperate at home. However, she is going to need a lot of rest, so she was forced to postpone the North American part of her tour.

Since then, we haven’t seen the singer. But today, the 64-year-old shared a video of her dancing to her song Lucky Star. While she is not back to her old self. She is getting there.

As she wrote, “To be able to move my body and dance just a little bit makes me feel like the Luckiest Star in the world!

“Thank you to all of my fans and friends!

“You must be my lucky stars too!”

And on that Lucky Star note. She has something to celebrate. Today is the 40th anniversary of the release of her debut album. She has come a long way since then.

And hopefully, the Material Girl will be able to star bright in the starlight on the road again soon, singing all of her hits from the last four decades. Anyone else feeling old?


Madonna postpones her tour due to her health
July 10th, 2023 under Madonna. [ Comments: none ]

Just over two weeks ago, Madonna was rushed to the hospital after she was found unconscious. Doctors placed her in the ICU and diagnosed her with a serious bacterial infection.

Since then, she has been released from the hospital and recovering at home.

The North American part of her tour was expected to start in Vancouver on the 15th and last through October 8th. However, today, she announced that section of the tour is postponed and will start in London on October 14th.

Thank you for your positive energy, Prayers and words of healing and encouragement. I have felt your love.

I’m on the road to recovery and incredibly grateful for all the blessings in my life.

My first thought when I woke up in the hospital was my children.

My second thought was that I did not want to disappoint anyone who bought tickets for my tour.

I also didn’t want to let down the people who worked tirelessly with me over the last few months to create my show. I hate to disappoint anyone.

My focus now is my health and getting stronger and I assure you, I’ll be back with you as soon as I can!

The current plan is to reschedule the North American leg of the tour and to begin in October in Europe.

I couldn’t be more grateful for your care and support.
Love, M

Madonna turns 65 next month. However, you would never know it by seeing her perform live. The singer puts on one helluva show. So let’s give her time to recuperate and go back to being the Madonna we know. Even if she doesn’t look like the Madonna we knew.


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