Now that John Stamos is a married father, I guess he does not have to watch his weight like he used to. At least I am assuming that is why he splits his pants during a Beach Boys concert the other night.
I hope when he took a bow, he did it facing away from the audience.
Nick Jonas was photographed wearing a t-shirt with John Stamos’ face on it. The actor was so in enamored with that admiration, he made a pillow case of that image and had sweet dreams on it. When the singer saw that, he made a blanket of that image and let that picture warm his cold nights.
How could Uncle Jesse top that? He got a tattoo of the youngest member of the Jonas Brothers on his arm. How is Mr. Pryianka Chopra going to top that? Only time will tell and you know they will tell us.
Nick Jonas was photographed wearing a shirt with John Stamos on it. When Uncle Jesse saw that, he made a pillowcase of that photo and slept next to it. Would anyone know that he did that if he did not post the picture of it? So he did.
That was then, and this is now. The youngest Jonas Brother decided to do one better. He made a comforter in the image of Stamos dreaming of him wearing his shirt.
Does Priyanka have to be worried that her new marriage might already be on the rocks? It is John Stamos after all and that would make a full house. So yeah.
Stamos, the ball is in your court. What will you do top this?
Long before teen heartthrobs the Jonas Brothers were born, John Stamos’ poster was on the walls of teenage girls. Even Nick Jonas knows how sexy the Full House star is because he wore a shirt with Uncle Jesse on it. Which was such a turn on for Stamos, that he made a copy of that photo and put it on his pillow. Causing him to have the craziest dream.
Now you just have to wonder if the new dad is more in love with Nick or the fact that he is wearing a shirt with the actor’s face on it. Things that make you go hmmmm.
John Stamos was on Busy Phillips E! show yesterday and he had an interesting story to tell. Back when he was trying to have a baby with his wife, they had problems conceiving. Therefore, they went to a fertility clinic. Which means he had to go to a room to do his business.
That is when the story gets interesting. He told the host, “And I went into this little room where they go, ‘Go in there…’ And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing.’ I turn the TV on and it’s on Fuller House.” What did he think? “And I’m like, if I’m going to masturbate to myself it’s going to be my old self not the new one.”
Let’s be honest, we all feel the same way. He was much more doable when he was younger.
But…doesn’t that mean he f*cked himself if he masturbated to himself?
