Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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John Stamos turned the big 6-0 on August 19th, but you would never know it by looking at him. The actor shared a photo of himself taking a shower, and he looks better today than he did when he was a teenager playing Blackie on General Hospital.

Seriously, doesn’t he get better with age? We thought that Uncle Jessie was hot. But John Stamos is damn fine!

John Stamos and Rob Lowe were teen idols at the same time in the ’80s. And both actors are ageless, with dark hair and light eyes. So I get why some people would confuse the two if they saw one of them in person.

For example, Uncle Jesse was recently mistaken for Sodapop. So did he reveal who he truly is? No, because the guy was “close enough.”

I wonder if that happens to Lowe too?

If you have been on TikTok recently, then you have seen people try the Aged filter that ages your face to look like a senior citizen.

Well, John Stamos decided to try it out. How did he look? As we suspected, the same because he never ages.

However, when I tried it, I cried. Then I went into the bathroom and put on every face cream I own every four hours. Take that Aged filter; I am not going to look like you said I am going to look like.

John Stamos was seen delivering a pizza to Richard Marx’s house, so has the actor hit hard times?

Not as of yet. But depending on how long the Writers’ Strike goes on, he and many others in Hollywood will be. So let’s hope the studios and the Writers Guild of America come to a resolution quickly.

That, and Marx remembers to tip his delivery people. Otherwise, it will be a hazard to him. Plus, he doesn’t want to mess with Uncle Jessie because he might get the singer fired like he did the Olsen twins and their replacements on Full House.

John Stamos seemed like the nice guy on Full House. But behind the scenes, he was a real bastard. That is because the actor told Josh Peck, his TV son, on the podcast Good Guys that he got the 11-month-old Olsen twins fired from the pilot of Full House.

What? So you know if the first episode where Joey and Uncle Jessie try to change Michelle’s diapers? Well, Mary Kate and Ashley wouldn’t stop crying, and he couldn’t deal with it. Therefore, Stamos told the higher-ups, “This is not going to work.” So, they got rid of them.

And then, they hired two redheaded twins. Well, Stamos hated them (and their looks) even more than Olsens’ crying. So, after a few days of working with them, he told them to bring back the Olsen girls. And the rest is sitcom history.

Who knew Stamos was such a dick? But he was. I wonder if his real son, Billy, was a crier because that would be total karma if he were.

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