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John Stamos pleasured himself to Fuller House
November 6th, 2018 under John Stamos. [ Comments: none ]

John Stamos was on Busy Phillips E! show yesterday and he had an interesting story to tell. Back when he was trying to have a baby with his wife, they had problems conceiving. Therefore, they went to a fertility clinic. Which means he had to go to a room to do his business.

That is when the story gets interesting. He told the host, “And I went into this little room where they go, ‘Go in there…’ And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing.’ I turn the TV on and it’s on Fuller House.” What did he think? “And I’m like, if I’m going to masturbate to myself it’s going to be my old self not the new one.”

Let’s be honest, we all feel the same way. He was much more doable when he was younger.

But…doesn’t that mean he f*cked himself if he masturbated to himself?


John Stamos goes from Uncle Jesse to Papa John!
April 16th, 2018 under John Stamos. [ Comments: 1 ]

After decades of practicing, John Stamos is finally a father. The actor broke the news on social media that his house is fuller now because he and Caitlin McHugh welcomed a son. The proud parents named the little boy Billy after Stamos’ dad. No word if the baby looks like his dad, but from this picture, we can tell he has his hair.

Stamos and McHugh got married on February 3rd.


Do Dave Coulier and John Stamos have something to tell us?
February 5th, 2018 under Do they have something to tell us?, Full House, John Stamos. [ Comments: none ]

Even though John Stamos got married on Saturday, he was photographed declaring his love for someone other than Caitlin McHugh. He and his Full House costar Dave Coulier both wore T-shirts that read that Joey Loves Jesse and Jesse Loves Joey, so do they have something to tell us? Yes, they do, but not I do. They want to let us know that they are, “Buddies forever.” As if we did not know that.


A mini-ER reunion
December 18th, 2017 under John Stamos. [ Comments: none ]

Remember when all of the original ER cast members were gone and County General Hospital was filled with a bunch of new doctors like John Stamos, Goran Visnjic, Linda Cardellini, Scott Grimes and Maura Tierney? Well yesterday, the latter had a reunion at Stamos’ house and posed in front of the door he stole from the set when the show was cancelled.

Seeing them all together, makes my wonder why NBC has not rebooted this medical drama. It was still doing well in its final seasons. I know they have Chicago Med, but there is nothing that says you can’t have two hospital shows in the same city? Heck, CBS has a lot of procedurals all based the same cities and no one has a problem with Scorpion, McGuyver and NCIS: LA all taking place in Los Angeles?


John Stamos is finally going to be dad
December 13th, 2017 under John Stamos. [ Comments: none ]

Not only has John Stamos played a father on the small screen, he has also played a grandfather. And finally, the 54-year-old is going to be a dad for the first time sometime next year. His girlfriend of nearly 2 years told him she was pregnant and then on October 22nd he made her his fiancee according to People.

No word when Baby Stamos will be born, but Uncle Jesse is looking forward to becoming Daddy John and finally having all of that practicing become the real thing.


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