— Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) May 13, 2020
A lot of weathermen are working from home, and some of them having some technical difficulties.
You know, how the late night hosts’ children are interrupting their shows? Well, the meteorologists’ pets are doing the same thing. Jimmy Kimmel Live put together a compilation of it raining cats and dogs on their weathercasts. You can say it is sunny with a chance of barking or it is going to be the purrfect day outside.
Either way, it is arfdorable and brightened up my day! I can’t wait until they have to report on the dogs of summer.
Several shows and movies from yesteryear are staging online reunions during the coronavirus pandemic, and Jimmy Kimmel wanted to do one on his show. Therefore, last night the ABC late night host decided to have a surprise one with his guest Anthony Anderson.
Are we going to get a Hang Time reunion? Sadly, nope. It was Anderson’s second-best project, Kangaroo Jack. That is right, Kimmel arranged for Jerry O’Connell and Kangaroo Jack, himself, to surprise their co-star.
Seeing the three of them Zooming together, proves that we desperately need a sequel to the 2003 comedy.
Although, I would prefer that O’Connell did one for Joe’s Apartment first. Sorry Anthony, but it was even more of a high-larious film.
Remember when Samuel L. Jackson read “Go the F*ck to Sleep”? Well, Jimmy Kimmel asked the legendary bad a$$ to read an updated version of the book called “Stay the F*ck at Home.”
When it aired on ABC the other night, there were a lot of words that were bleeped out, for some reason. Today, Jackson released the uncensored version and it is so much f*cking better. Then again, the actor could read bleep 100 times, and it would still be the best audiobook on the market. However, all of his audiobooks are better when they are filled with four-letter words because he is Hollywood’s biggest MoFo.
While, he can say all of the words I grew up saying, I cannot use them on here. F@ck, sh!t. I will just stay the f*ck at home and think about that.
Both Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon’s shows are on hiatus for the foreseeable future because of the Coronavirus. Since we all need to laugh, both late night show hosts did monologues from their homes.
Much to the displeasure of their wives. Kimmel’s wife, Molly McNearney, wrote, “Can someone please get this man out of my house?”
While Kimmel was able to do it kid-free because he was hiding from them, Fallon was not. His daughters were not happy that they were not getting the attention they deserve. Parents can relate to both of their situations.
While viewers can relate to the jokes that they were telling. Funny how much both monologues have in common. I wonder if they compared notes.
Both men promised to do this every night that their shows are off the air. Something we all need, and I am grateful they are bringing some much-needed joy into our world.
Conan O’Brien has been taping bits from his kitchen.
Now, can someone tell Seth Meyers he has to do it too?
Hey Pete Buttigieg, now that the Democratic party forced you to drop out of the presidential race, what are you going to do with your free time?
Mayor Pete told Today today that he will be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live on Thursday night at 11:35p on ABC. He is even going to do the monologue, but he says, “Hopefully, some funnier minds than mine will be doing some writing for that.”
Who will be his guests for the night? He will be talking to Sir Patrick Stewart and Animal Trainer Dave Salmoni. It is going to be interesting to see how the war vet handles some cute little animals. Then again, he survived all of the Democratic debates, so he should be used to dealing with snakes.
Where is Kimmel going to be? He will be taping special episodes of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for the 20th anniversary.
Kimmel better hope that Mayor Pete doesn’t do too good or those special episodes might become a permanent thing. I think we can all admit, Butt-edge-edge is just so gosh darn cute, and I think he will knock out of the park unless Joe Biden forces him out of another job. I am not bitter or anything.
