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BTWF: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in a Boston University video
January 3rd, 2019 under Before They Were Famous, Politics. [ Comments: none ]

Before Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was part of the House of Representatives, she was part of Boston University’s Brat Pack. How gorgeous was the 20-year-old doing her best Ally Sheedy in the 2010 video?

To all the conservatives out there who are flipping their lids over this video, I am sorry you never saw The Breakfast Club or were carefree in college like her. At least she did not reportedly do cocaine in college like George W. Bush or allegedly walk in on teenage beauty contestants as they were changing like Donald Trump. She just cut the rug something your president needs to do the rug on the top of his head.

You mess with one Bronx girl, you mess with us all. There is a reason us Bronx people have a reputation, we earned it.

Seriously though, I implore all of you people who are anti this video, to watch The Breakfast Club on Netflix this weekend. Maybe if we spent more time watching John Hughes’ films instead of the news, we would be a much happier nation.


Your family Thanksgiving meal won’t be as tense as the Gosars
September 22nd, 2018 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

Six of Paul Gosar’s siblings shot a political ad for a congressional candidate, they just did not do for it their brother. In fact, they did it for his opponent David Brill.

If that is not a reason to vote against Gosar, then I do not what could be. Imagine having seven of your nine siblings publically bash you, six of them film an ad for your opponent and two more who remain silent. If that is not a ringing endorsement of how bad of a candidate you are, then tell me what is.

A family is always supposed to support the family, not do this. To me, this says it all about Gosar. Vote David Brill.

And can someone do a reality show about this family having dinner with his family? Imagine how hot that would be? It will make The Oath look a drama.


George W Bush sneaks Michelle Obama some of the good stuff!
September 2nd, 2018 under Politics. [ Comments: none ]

George W. Bush and Michelle Obama attended the memorial service for John McCain yesterday and it went on a for a long time. Laura Bush was smart and brought along some candy with her to moisten her mouth; but the woman who replaced her did not. I guess when Mrs. Obama saw the sweetness, she asked for a piece. Mrs. Bush went into her purse, took out a piece, handed it to her husband who slyly gave it to her.

Had the cameras not caught their act, nobody would have been none the wiser. I wish I had the former president in my class when I was passing notes because he is good at being sneaky. I would have gotten in a lot less trouble when I passed notes.

When it comes to Barack Obama, am I the only who is thinking that he is thinking where is my candy?

And let’s talk about the candy. Who would have thought that a piece of candy would bring peace between the Democrats and the Republicans?


The fake Madam Secretary meets three real Secretaries of State
July 24th, 2018 under CBS, Politics. [ Comments: none ]

CBS is really going to piss off Donald Trump on October 7th because former Sectretaries of State Madaline Albright, General Colin Powell and Hillary Clinton are all going to guest star on the 5th season premiere of Madam Secretary on October 7th.

What will they be doing besides making the president go from orange to red? According to the press release, “In the episode, Secretary of State Elizabeth McCord, played by Téa Leoni, turns to the former secretaries of state to ask their advice on how to respond to a delicate situation.”

If their acting is as good as how they ran the State Department, then they are all going to get Emmys. That is if the episode airs because I am sure POTUS will do everything in his power to stop it.


OMG! It’s George Bush and Dan Quayle!
July 27th, 2017 under Politics. [ Comments: 2 ]

I do not know about you, but I have been wondering whatever happened to Dan Quayle. He just disappeared into thin air, never to be seen again. Well yesterday, the Vice President came out of hiding and reunited with President George Bush. Can you believe it has been almost 25 years since they left the White House. Which is why they probably look so happy because they no longer have the pressure of that job and are grateful they are not there now.

You spell it potato, Mr Quayle spells it as potatoe and that is still smarter than anything coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave these days. Seriously though, how nice is it to see him and seeing how great he looks for being 70. Which means, he is younger than the current President. Absorb that fact!


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