Before women would let John Stamos touch their legs for free, Neet had to pay women to allow him to do it. He is just as sexy now as he was when he was 19 in that 1983 commercial.
After you have gotten over that undescribable feeling from watching that ad, watch Stamos’ reaction to watching it again for the first time in like 3 decades on The Late Late Show with James Corden yesterday.
Don’t know what to give the woman who gave you life on Mother’s Day this Sunday. Wonder no more. Yesterday, on The Late Late Show with James Corden, they aired a commercial for the must give gift to wrap up for our loving mothers. That present is oh, oh, oh, oh so satisfying and she will be thanking Gd and you for years to cum, I mean come. It is John Stamos and how can you not buy her him. Heck, I am going to steal one of my friends’ kids, so that I can say I am mother because I need one.
The only person who won’t like her shiny new toy is your dad. But who care because Uncle Jesse will be your new dad. He’s so much cooler anyways.
Although you will have to figure a way to get him someone special for Father’s Day next month.
James Corden took the lyrics of Justin Bieber and turned them into the dialogue for a Soap Opera on The Late Late Show yesterday. He asked Salma Hayek, Ray Romano and Gary Oldman to co-star with him in As the Beebs Turns and it is crazy how perfectly it worked.
Maybe Bieber needs to give up this whole singing thing and write for Soaps instead. Could you imagine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejjat9jWW0k
Yesterday on The Late Late Show, Jennifer Hudson and James Corden sang songs from the Public Domain and made them age appropriate for us.
They made Skip to My Lou something that we could skip to. Old McDonald is now a rap for our generation. London Bridges Falling Down is something we can get down to. But the last tune was by far the best. They turned Happy and You Know into a Gospel song and I felt the spirit! Did you feel it? Then clap your hands!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu1ojJQxrkU
A lot has happened to Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson since That ’70 Show ended. They both got married, had kids and bought The Ranch. So they are no longer hanging out in The Foreman’s basement getting high. Instead they are spending their days and nights changing their daughters’ diapers. Instead of singing Cheap Trick’s In the Street, they are now singing I’m a Dad with James Corden on The Late Late Show. A song that any father can relate to because they have all been through what they are going through.
BTW I will warn you that song is very catchy, like the baby dolls they were throwing around, so be prepared to sing it all day long.
