Stephen Fry was on The Graham Norton Show tonight and he shared a story that was quite interesting. Prince Charles had a star studded 50th birthday party and both Fry and the Spice Girls were guests of the Prince’s. As he was walking down the line, Emma Bunton thought she would ask him something. She wanted to know if he had a Prince Albert. Well he explained to her that he had several family members that were named Albert, but that was not she was referring to. At this point His Royal Highness had no idea what she was talking about, so he asked his friend to explain it to him. Fry nervously explained to the future King of England, “Well sir, it is an item of intimate jewelry.” To which the Prince of Wales pointed to his nipple and the actor shook his head, “No, further south.” Therefore, shocking the Prince of England so much he needed to rest.
Proving that Baby Spice might look all sweet and innocent, but she is far from it. Who knew she was the naughtiest one of them all?
Talking naughty, Fry also shared some advice he got from the Prince. HRH shared these words of wisdom he got from King Philip, “When you are doing a photograph, a line up with women, only look into their eyes. Don’t, for a second, let your eyes drop to their chest because that’s when the photograph goes off.” So the morale of that story boys, is don’t look down as much as you want to.
Eminem and Elton John are good friends, such good friends that the rapper got the Rocket Man an interesting present for his wedding to David Furnish. John told Graham Norton that Marshall Mathers got them each a diamond encrusted cock ring. Have they used it? Nope. Which is weird because if I was man I would love to have diamonds rapped around my privates. But then again, I guess diamonds are only a girl’s best friend.
BTW how weird is it that they are good friends and talk all the time? What could they possibly talk about? I am sure now they will talk about how John hasn’t used the ring he got for his Johnson.
When Bryan Cranston and his wife went on their honeymoon in Europe, their travel agent told them to take a train through the Alps to get from Switzerland to Italy. The agent explained to them that on their route, there are three tunnels. The first is one is 5 minutes, the second one is about 10 and the third one goes on for 50, wink, wink. The actor told Graham Norton on his BBC show that he knew what he meant, join the tunnel high club.
The newlyweds get on the train and they are excited for their journey. They get through the first tunnel and the sexual tension is building. Then the next one comes upon and they are emotionally getting ready. Finally it is time for his train to enter her tunnel. They strip off, thinking time is on their side because the darkness is making it hard on his hard on to find her, but it is not. That tunnel was not 50 minutes, but only 15. Just as they started, the train pulls into a station. That is when his new wife wanted him to pull out of her station because there were three Italian couples watching their love making.
I guess that is the perfect way to start marriage because 29 years later, they are still going strong. And not having sex on trains. At least I am assuming they are not after that!
Zac Efron did a photoshoot where he held his body up horizontally on a parking meter and Graham Norton wanted to see if he could recreate that pose. Thankfully, they had a stripper pole ready for him and off he went. Or should I say up because that is exactly what he did with his body. He did it so effortlessly! I don’t know why he is still acting because he could make more money as a stripper. I am sure I am not the only who would make it rain for him!
If that trick didn’t prove to you of his stripper worthiness, then his dance moves with Tom Cruise, Norton and Annabelle Wallis will definitely convince you! He did a better Les Grossman than Cruise! On that note, Efron could open a strip joint called Tropic Thunder.
Before Charlie Hunnam was part of the Sons of Anarchy gang, he was a model on Byker Grove. Don’t you just love seeing the 18 year old with a ponytail back in 1998? I also loved hearing him talking to Graham Norton about his big break!
