Eminem and Elton John are good friends, such good friends that the rapper got the Rocket Man an interesting present for his wedding to David Furnish. John told Graham Norton that Marshall Mathers got them each a diamond encrusted cock ring. Have they used it? Nope. Which is weird because if I was man I would love to have diamonds rapped around my privates. But then again, I guess diamonds are only a girl’s best friend.
BTW how weird is it that they are good friends and talk all the time? What could they possibly talk about? I am sure now they will talk about how John hasn’t used the ring he got for his Johnson.
When Bryan Cranston and his wife went on their honeymoon in Europe, their travel agent told them to take a train through the Alps to get from Switzerland to Italy. The agent explained to them that on their route, there are three tunnels. The first is one is 5 minutes, the second one is about 10 and the third one goes on for 50, wink, wink. The actor told Graham Norton on his BBC show that he knew what he meant, join the tunnel high club.
The newlyweds get on the train and they are excited for their journey. They get through the first tunnel and the sexual tension is building. Then the next one comes upon and they are emotionally getting ready. Finally it is time for his train to enter her tunnel. They strip off, thinking time is on their side because the darkness is making it hard on his hard on to find her, but it is not. That tunnel was not 50 minutes, but only 15. Just as they started, the train pulls into a station. That is when his new wife wanted him to pull out of her station because there were three Italian couples watching their love making.
I guess that is the perfect way to start marriage because 29 years later, they are still going strong. And not having sex on trains. At least I am assuming they are not after that!
Zac Efron did a photoshoot where he held his body up horizontally on a parking meter and Graham Norton wanted to see if he could recreate that pose. Thankfully, they had a stripper pole ready for him and off he went. Or should I say up because that is exactly what he did with his body. He did it so effortlessly! I don’t know why he is still acting because he could make more money as a stripper. I am sure I am not the only who would make it rain for him!
If that trick didn’t prove to you of his stripper worthiness, then his dance moves with Tom Cruise, Norton and Annabelle Wallis will definitely convince you! He did a better Les Grossman than Cruise! On that note, Efron could open a strip joint called Tropic Thunder.
Before Charlie Hunnam was part of the Sons of Anarchy gang, he was a model on Byker Grove. Don’t you just love seeing the 18 year old with a ponytail back in 1998? I also loved hearing him talking to Graham Norton about his big break!
Diane Keaton was a guest on The Graham Norton Show today and he wanted know if is true that she loves to film love scenes. She told him, “It’s the best! Quite frankly, it doesn’t get better than onscreen romance.” Then she explained why, “Frankly, think of all of the men you get to kiss and you don’t pay the price.” Wait, what? She added, “The relationship is perfect because you are telling the story, you are in the midst of the story. So yeah, I am enjoying doing it. I enjoy it!”
Then she elaborated to him and the audience who she just offered to kiss, “There is nothing better than kissing a man in a movie. And people say that is difficult, but they’re wrong.” To prove her point, she offered to kiss the BBC host and he excitingly obliged. After she gave him not one but two kisses and some slaps, she told everyone that she now she wanted to kiss his other male guest Kevin Bacon. The actor, who is Six Degrees of Separation from all actors, cut loose, Footloose, when she offered because that has been on his bucket list. Hopefully, his wife Kyra Sedgwick won’t see this! Finally, Annie Hall didn’t stop there, she punished Jessica Chastain with a kiss on a lips and none of them will ever be the same.
Is it wrong that I want to be kissed by Diane Keaton too? She makes it looks like it truly is the best thing and I think it is because of the way she does it! Who doesn’t like a little hit before she makes it all better with a kiss!
I have to say after watching this, they did a brilliant job of casting her in Book Club with Jane Fonda and Candice Bergen as three women whose lives change after they read Fifty Shades of Grey. She will get to do a lot of onscreen kissing and hitting, which is so up her alley!
Seriously, who doesn’t want to be BFFs with her! I would bring the wine and ice just to hang out with her for a night. She is the coolest chick in Hollywood!
