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Prince William: Kentucky Fried ChicKing
October 22nd, 2020 under Fast Food, The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

Prince William was walking around England when something caught his eye. I am not sure if it was a breast or a leg, but I do know it was not attached to a woman. That is unless it was in her mouth.

What am I talking about? The hungry King-to-be looked lovingly into a KFC. He wanted what was in that fast food restaurant as much as those people would want everything in his bedroom in Buckingham Palace. He was salivating with temptation. It is good for him to want what his subjects have. It will make him a better King.

That is why KFC captioned the photo, “Oh, I just can’t wait to be wing.” However, after some time, they regretted that initial tweet. That is why they added, “I’m sad I didn’t call him His Royal Thighness in the main tweet tbh.”

How would you caption Colonel Williams?


Donald Trump is not a fan of Meghan Markle’s
September 23rd, 2020 under Donald Trump, The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

We all know that Donald Trump has the maturity of a toddler who cannot yet talk. Because of that, he says moronic things on an hourly basis.

Today, after declaring that he won’t accept the election results if he loses, a reporter asked him what he thought of TAFKAP Harry and Meghan Markle telling people to vote for Joe Biden.

The immature baby said, “I’m not a fan of hers. And I would say this, and she has probably heard that, but I wish a lot of luck to Harry because he is going to need it.”

At least Harry doesn’t have to pay women to have sex with him. Plus, the one woman who married him wants to be married to him. Many, many women would marry Harry because of the man he is, and not just because he says he is a billionaire.

Harry doesn’t need luck when it comes to the women department. He will be fine with Markle. Trump, on the other hand, needs luck in so many different aspects of his life. He proves that money does not buy happiness or class. However, it will buy him sex with porn stars and their silence.


Prince George is becoming such a little man
July 21st, 2020 under The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

Tomorrow is going to be a lucky day for Prince George because he is turning seven years old. His mom, Kate Middleton, gave us a little present today, and that is two pictures she took of her eldest son.

The future King of England looks just like his dad, Prince William. He is a total mini-me, which is a good thing because his dad is so handsome.

Hopefully, the Cambridges, including his sister Princess Charlotte, 5, and his brother, Prince Louis, 2, will make his birthday extra special. As special as it can be during this pandemic.


Prince William and his three heirs!
June 21st, 2020 under The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Prince Wiliam’s 38th birthday, and we are the ones who got a present. That is because his wife shared a photo of her husband and their three children, Prince George, 6, Princess Charlotte, 5, and Prince Louis, 2, on a swing.

Looking at the four Cambridges in this photo, you would think they are just a normal family. Instead, of two future kings of England. Princess Diana would be so proud of her son.


Meghan Markle is considering politics
June 19th, 2020 under The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

Meghan Markle could not handle being part of the British Monarchy, but yet she thinks she can survive being an American politician.

A close friend told the Daily Mail, “Meghan said her work as a leader is more important than ever right now and that she’s been speaking with Oprah and other community leaders on how she can be part of the solution.

“Meghan feels like her mission goes far beyond acting. She said she wants to use her voice for change and hasn’t ruled out a career in politics.”

Considering she was not a good actress (I watched every episode of Suits), I guess it is a good thing she found a possible different career path. Especially since she and her husband are out of work, and they have a lot of expenses like their British vacation house and security, and all of their daily expenses here in the States.

Would I vote for her? Hell, no. She comes off as boring, fake, and pompous, and we already have enough of those type of people in office.

On a positive note, at least she is trying to find a job since being a Princess didn’t work out.

Does she have your vote?


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