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I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel went there with Prince Harry’s frostbitten penis
January 17th, 2023 under Jimmy Kimmel, The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

Prince Harry had to know by telling the story about his frostbitten penis that he was going to be the butt of all jokes.

Everyone is laughing about it. However, none of the jokes are as freezing cold as what Jimmy Kimmel said on his ABC late night show yesterday. It is enough to give Harry frostbite all over again.

Kimmel and the writers wrote a children’s book about the ordeal. And I haven’t laughed that hard (something TAFKAP Harry was unable to get for a while) in a really long time.

There are so many one-liners in that little book that I am sure human resources is going to have a talk with all of them and make sure that they feel comfortable with their fellow employees. Because I don’t feel comfortable with myself after watching that.

I mean, Princess Diana squirting her Elizabeth Arden on his hard-on was pretty shocking. Funny as shit but shocking nonetheless.

So the next time Prince Harry writes a book, he needs to know the comedians won’t let him off the hook!


The Wales share their Christmas card photo
December 14th, 2022 under The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

This is the first year that Prince William is next in line to the throne, so he made sure that his family Christmas card is worthy of a King.

So we get to see Prince William and Princess Kate take a stroll with Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis in Norfolk near their home at Anmer Hall.

What I found so interesting in this photo is that the parents have their left feet forward while their children have their right. I am sure someone can explain the dynamic of that. I can’t, but I didn’t go to school for that.


Harry & Meghan will tell their truth on Thursday
December 5th, 2022 under The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

Christmas is coming early for fans of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle because Netflix announced today that their documentary will debut this Thursday and conclude the following week.

Ever since their relationship went public, they have wanted to tell their story. But the palace wouldn’t let them. But now that they have stepped down from Royal duty, they can.

And in just a few days, we are going to hear all in Harry & Meghan. And King Charles is not going to like it.


The Harry & Meghan trailer is finally here
December 1st, 2022 under The Princes of England. [ Comments: none ]

After months of hearing about Netflix’s documentary on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the streaming network finally released a sneak peek of Harry & Meghan.

They also revealed what we can expect from it. In an unprecedented and in-depth documentary series, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex share the other side of their high-profile love story. Across six episodes, the series explores the clandestine days of their early courtship and the challenges that led to them feeling forced to step back from their full-time roles in the institution. With commentary from friends and family, most of whom have never spoken publicly before about what they witnessed, and historians who discuss the state of the British Commonwealth today and the royal family’s relationship with the press, the series does more than illuminate one couple’s love story, it paints a picture of our world and how we treat each other. From the critically-acclaimed, two-time Academy Award-nominated and Emmy-winning director Liz Garbus, Harry & Meghan is a never-before-seen look at one of the most-discussed couples in history.

I don’t have a lot of interest in their side of the story because Markle has been caught lying so many times when she says she is telling her “truth.”

That and I have found her boring and fake ever since her first episode of Suits. She was the weakest link. And in some ways, still is.

Harry, I like. Meghan, I don’t.


BTWF: Meghan Markle on Married…with Children
November 1st, 2022 under Before They Were Famous, The Princes of England. [ Comments: 7 ]

starts at 15:05 in

Before Meghan Markle was married…with children, she appeared on Married…with Children. How cute was the 13-year-old in that 1995 episode?


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