Miriam Margolyes has been acting for over 50 years now and Graham Norton wanted to know if she ever got star stuck. Then she told him about the time she met Sir Laurence Olivier at a stage door to get his autograph. She described their encounter as, “He came out, I remember so distinctly, that I started to cream in my knickers,” adding, “I could feel it.”
I don’t know what was better, her saying, “cream in my knickers” or Matthew Perry’s reaction to what she said? She wins because now I am going to say, “cream in my knickers,” whenever I see a guy that makes me, “cream in my knickers.”
Have you ever been so excited to meet a celebrity that you creamed in your knickers? I have met several celebs on my To-Do lists and sad to say none of them made me “cream in my knickers.”
Matthew Perry was on The Graham Norton Show on Friday and the host asked him about the Friends pornodies. The actor told him that there is one he is familiar with and it is called Fiends. In that one, he says that all of them are having sex except for Chandler who is in the corner playing with his Bing. I’d like to watch that one, but I can’t find it online. The one I can find, is the one that was mentioned on the show called Friends: A XXX Parody. Which is why I want to watch the first one!
Hey, if we are not going to get a reunion with the 6 of them, then this the next best thing. Right?
Graham Norton thought it would be funny to have Adele disguise herself and mingle with some people who were impersonating her to see if they would recognize the chart topper. They didn’t. But the second she got up on the stage and sang a single note, they knew. Their reaction was priceless, just like having the singer the angelic voice perform just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18utA82-pfo
In case you needed another reason to be crazy in love with Benedict Cumberbatch, here he is doing Beyonce’s strut on The Graham Norton Show. Now if only we can see him do the Single Ladies dance, all would be right in the world!
Sharon Osbourse was on Graham Norton’s show and he made the mistake of asking her what was the most painful plastic surgery procedure she has gotten. She told him, “having my vag!na tightened.” That revelation totally shocked Colin Farrell (who knew that you could) and he wanted to know more, so she offered to show it to him.
Thankfully Jo Brand broke the uncomfortableness by she saying she did the same thing, but she did her’s at home with a Singer sewing machine.
Just when I think that Sharon Osbourne can no longer shock me with her TMI stories, she says something like this. Things I could’ve gone without knowing.