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Has Ozzy Osbourne hit hard times?
February 6th, 2023 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Ozzy Osbourne announced that his touring days are over. So that means he is going to take a financial hit. What is he going to do to make up for the loss? He is going to get an office job.

Don’t worry those of you who spend your workday in offices. He is only doing a commercial for Workday for the Super Bowl and not really coming to an office near you.

Although, the snacks would be a whole lot more bitching if they hired him. It would be all alcohol, bats, and alcohol!


Ozzy Osbourne retires from touring
February 1st, 2023 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Ozzy Osbourne has been ailing for years, and now the injuries and Parkinson’s have taken too much of a toll on his body. Therefore, he has had to make one of the toughest decisions of his life.

This is probably one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to share with my loyal fans. As you may all know, four years ago, this month, I had a major accident, where I damaged my spine.

My one and only purpose during this time has been to get back on stage. My singing voice is fine. However, after three operations, stem cell treatments, endless physical therapy sessions, and most recently groundbreaking Cybernics (HAL) Treatment, my body is still physically weak.

I am honestly humbled by the way you’ve all patiently held onto your tickets for all this time, but in all good conscience, I have now come to the realization that I’m not physically capable of doing my upcoming European/UK tour dates, as I know I couldn’t deal with the travel required. Believe me when I say that the thought of disappointing my fans really FUCKS ME UP, more than you will ever know.

Never would I have imagined that my touring days would have ended this way. My team is currently coming up with ideas for where I will be able to perform without having to travel from city to city and country to country.

I want to thank my family……my band…….my crew……my longtime friends, @JudasPriest, and of course, my fans for their endless dedication, loyalty, and support, and for giving me the life that I never ever dreamed I would have.

I love you all…

I guess eating a bat’s head is not the cure for everything.

When it comes to finding a way for him to tour again, I am sure his wife, Sharon Osbourne, will find one. She always does.


Sounds like Kelly Osbourne is mad at her mom
January 4th, 2023 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Sharon Osbourne loves to tell all, and I do mean all, about her family, whether they want her to or not. For example, yesterday, the matriarch shared with the world that her daughter Kelly gave birth to her first child.

However, Kelly has been surprisingly quiet about her pregnancy and delivery. Because of that, it seems like she is unhappy that her mother shared the news.

That is because Kelly posted this on social media, ”I am not ready to share him with the world. It is no one’s place but mine to share any information on my baby.”

It sounds like Sharon got an earful, and I can’t blame Kelly for being upset. It is her news to share, not her mom’s. But then again, she has lived her life in front of the camera and gossiped about others. So what comes around goes around.

Too bad she didn’t follow her sister Amy’s footsteps and bowed out of The Osbourne Family spotlight. I think we can all agree that Amy Osbourne is the smartest one in that family!


Is this really why The Osbournes are moving back to England?
September 2nd, 2022 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Ozzy Osbourne recently said that he wanted to move back to London to get away from the gun violence in America. And I just didn’t believe it.

My first thought was that they were going home because Sharon Osbourne couldn’t find work here in the states after parting ways with The Talk.

And, I was kind of right because she found a job over there for her and her family. BBC One is bringing back The Osbournes, 20 years after MTV introduced us to them.

“The series will follow the Osbournes as they celebrate one of their most important years yet – with everything from Sharon’s 70th birthday to Kelly’s soon-to-be-born baby, Ozzy’s tour, and of course the big move itself,” according to the logline posted on Variety.

It will be interesting to see if the Brits still care about them because America doesn’t.


Ozzy Osbourne will have a ‘very major operation’ on Monday
June 10th, 2022 under The Osbournes. [ Comments: none ]

Sharon Osbourne is doing a talk show over in London. However, she told her co-hosts on The Talk, not the one on CBS, that she is going to be spending the next month in Los Angeles because she and Ozzy Osbourne have a lot of things going on.

For example, next week Ozzy “has a very major operation on Monday, and I have to be there. It is really going to determine the rest of, you know, his life.” However, we don’t know what he is going under the knife for, but I am assuming it is related to his Parkinson’s.

It is not all so dire when Sharon is here. She will be here for the birth of Jack’s fourth child and first with his fiancee, Aree Gearhart, in about three weeks.

If that is not for her to have to deal with while she is here, she and Ozzy are going to celebrate their 40th anniversary on July 4th. Who thought the reality show couple would make it that long?


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