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Mark Wahlberg really has a thing for socks
February 27th, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Marky Mark. [ Comments: none ]

Quentin Tarantino has a thing for feet, and Mark Wahlberg has a thing for the thing that goes on top of them. The actor was playing Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres, and she asked him what he sleeps in at night. That is when he admitted that he wears his socks all the time, even in bed. There are only two instances when he takes them off. They are when he takes a shower or when he goes into the ocean.

Why? He says they are softer than his 10-year-old daughter’s feet, and it sounds like they are sensitive too. That is why he loves to keep them covered up. His friends and family all know about his obsession, so they buy him socks as a present.

Another reason why he likes to wear them; it sounds as though he doesn’t want to look at them. To me, that would be the biggest reason. I hate my tootsies, but I hate wearing socks even more.

Are you a sock person, or do you like them to go au natural?


KJ Apa is so awwwwdorable when he gets scared!
February 18th, 2020 under Archie Comics, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: none ]

KJ Apa finally had his cherry popped when he got to appear on The Ellen DeGeneres Show for the first time today. Why now? He got cheeky with her when he showed her his peach during a birthday message he recorded for the talk show host. He knew that Ellen was going to see his a$$ in the reflection of the window on his balcony. It did not bother him because he was sure he had the best video of the bunch. He did.

Good thing, he is going to get Ellen underwear for being on the show. He is definitely going to need a pair. Not because he likes to send naked videos. It is because she scared the crap out of the New Zealand actor who was making fun of her wife’s country/continent Australia.

The Riverdale star got so frightened he jumped out of his chair and ran around it. Then when his heart returned to a normal rhythm, he laughed about it in a way that is so endearing. It left a huge smile on my face as big as his buttcrack.

I bet he is so happy he finally got to be on the show after that.


Diane Keaton regrets kissing Kris Kristopherson
February 4th, 2020 under Diane Keaton, Ellen DeGeneres. [ Comments: 5 ]

Diane Keaton is always a hoot when she is on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show and yesterday was no different. The actress answered some Burning Questions, and she scored some huge brownie points with the host.

Before we get to that, let’s talk about something she did once that she will never do again. That thing is “kiss Kris Kristopherson.” Say that three times fast. Why won’t she do that again? Keaton says, “It was a long time ago. I was young. It was a mistake. I think…He was very attractive at the time. And…he didn’t want it.”

Then right after Ellen and Diane hit their heads on their buzzer because of the latter’s answer to what is a sexy food. What was her response? The Oscar-winner admitted that she “never kissed Kris Kristopherson.” Say that three times fast. Why did she lie to us? She felt she needed to make something up. Oh, Diane!

Here is where she gets the brownie points. When the Baby Boom star was asked who she would want to be her nude model in an art class, she said Ellen because “She is good looking.” Something the talk show host is more than willing to do for her friend.

For the final question, Ellen asked her who she wants to kiss. Guess whose lips she wants on her’s? Say it three times fast.

Every time I watch an interview with Diane Keaton, I just think that I wish she were my friend. She is the coolest lady, and I want her in my life — wine with ice cubes and all.


Matt Bomer and Sean Hayes’ dirty faces
January 31st, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Matt Bomer, Sean Hayes. [ Comments: none ]

Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t work on Fridays anymore. Therefore, Sean Hayes filled in for her on today’s show, and Matt Bomer, who plays his BFF’s ex-fiance’ on Will & Grace, was his guest.

The two of them played a game called Taste Buds. It is simple, the two hunky men are blindfolded, with their hands behind their backs, and they have to guess what the food is on the plate. Since they can’t see where the plate is, someone has to guide their faces down into it.

For Hayes’ first try, he got whipped cream, and that left the white stuff on his face. Bomer had the same problem with hummus. The next samples were solids, and they got stuck on what was ever left on their face. That, in turn, made the pretty mugs, not as handsome.

The game was boring, but their faces were funny covered with food. It would have been even funnier if the helpers really smashed their faces into the food instead of gently placing them down. I am sure that is not the first time Hayes has had a creamy substance all over his face. He seems like a pie in your face type of guy. Where did you think I was going with creamy substance?


Jennifer Aniston found out Rachel is not people’s favorite Friend
January 24th, 2020 under Ellen DeGeneres, Friends (cast). [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Aniston is hosting Ellen today, and she decided to visit her old haunt. You know, the Central Perk set on the Warner Bros lot where both shows call home.

Since the fake coffee shop is part of the studio tour, Aniston thought she would surprise her new Friends. While the photographer thought it was a good idea to ask the tourists who is their favorite friend before he took the photo. You would think they would say Rachel, but they didn’t. That had to be crushing to her huge ego.

The media makes you think it is Rachel, but it is everyone but her and Chandler. I find that weird because Matthew Perry is mine! He makes my lady parts go Bing! I have been waiting to use that line.

Back to Rachel not being a favorite, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha!!!


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