Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ellen DeGeneres is not going to turn 65 until January, but she has already turned into a senior citizen. First, she retired from her talk show last month. This month, she is making shower chairs with her wife, Portia de Rossi.

At this rate, the comedian will be eating early bird dinners at Denny’s and harassing her neighbors as she tries to mow them in her golf cart even though there are no nearby golf courses. Someone call Shady Pines because she is ready to move in.