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Julia Fox claims that Kanye West has a big penis
November 23rd, 2022 under Kanye West, Showtime. [ Comments: 1 ]

Julia Fox was on Ziwe’s Showtime talk show and talked about how big Kanye West’s penis is. Well, she didn’t say it exactly; she had the host extend her hands to represent how big it is. And it appears to be big.

I don’t believe Fox because Kanye acts like someone who is compensating for a small penis. I mean, he is one of the hugest dicks out there, and that normally correlates to someone with a small dick.

Not all men with small dicks are big dicks. But most big dicks have a small one.

And I am the one grossed out now because I am picturing his penis. So gross.


Pete Davidson has 10 inches between his legs
October 24th, 2022 under Charlamange the Gd, Kanye West. [ Comments: none ]

Have you ever wondered why Pete Davidson keeps getting all those buzzed-about women like Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, and Ariana Grande? Well, now we know.

The other day Charlamange the Gd was talking about the former Mr. Kim Kardashian on the Brilliant Idiots podcast, and the host told them about an argument he had with the autotuner last November.

The autotuner was upset because his estranged wife was “fucking a white boy with a 10″ dick.” And according to Charlamagne, the comedian’s penis is more significant than the autotuner’s dick. Now that’s funny. Although, it explains why he is such a dick. The smaller the one they have, the bigger the one they are.

BTW Is Davidson single? Maybe he would consider sleeping with someone like me? I have nothing going for me like his exes, but I want to go for a ride on him, I mean with him. With, not on. Whoops!


Would Joe Jonas date either Pete Davidson or Kanye West?
August 9th, 2022 under Jonas Brothers, Kanye West, Pete Davidson. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, and Kim Kardashian would date Pete Davidson. We also know that Kim Kardashian would marry Kanye West. But what about Joe Jonas? Would he date either man?

Vanity Fair asked him that question when he was hooked up to a lie detector. Unlike Katy Perry, he would date the comedian. However, he would not date the rapper. Can you blame him?

If you had to choose between the three men, who would you date? I would so choose the not-so-average-Joe.


Pete Davidson is hoping Kanye West does a Mrs. Doubtfire
May 6th, 2022 under Kanye West, Pete Davidson. [ Comments: none ]

For those of you who are lucky enough not to know this, Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce from Kanye West, and she is now dating Pete Davidson. Needless to say, Kanye is not happy about that. So much so that he has made music videos killing off the Saturday Night Live star.

Well, Davidson has not said publically responded to those attacks. However, that is now past tense because yesterday he made a few jokes about his rival at the Netflix Is a Joke festival.

One of Kanye’s first digs was that Davidson has AIDS. Well, Davidson believed him, so he went to his doctor to get tested. The good news is that he doesn’t have it. The bad news is that he looks like he does. And he really does.

But the jokes didn’t stop there. Davidson also is secretly hoping that Kanye does a Mrs. Doubrtfire. Which is totally possible because with the amount have nannies Kim has raising her four kids, Ye could totally blend in, and no one would notice. Well, maybe his four kids. So, I hope he does it.

And with these jokes, Kanye should have learned not to mess with a comedian.


Kanye West disinvited from the Grammys after what he said about host Trevor Noah
March 19th, 2022 under Kanye West, Trevor Noah. [ Comments: none ]

It has been an interesting week for Trevor Noah and Kanye West, and it isn’t ending the way they thought.

On Tuesday night, Trevor Noah made an impassioned plea that we should be more supportive of abused women like Kim Kardashian. If someone like Kim cannot protect herself from her estranged husband, Kanye West, how can the average woman do it?

Well, when Kanye heard about what Noah said, he used racial slurs against the host of The Daily Show on Instagram. There were so many complaints about it on Instagram that Meta suspended West for 24 hours over it and his other posts.

That seemed like it would have been the end of it, but it was not. Late yesterday, The Grammys told Kanye he is no longer welcomed. According to The Blast, insiders of the music awards show said they did it because of “concerning online behavior.”

However, they didn’t add that “concerning online behavior” was towards the show’s host, Noah. So, almost everyone can understand their decision. I would do the same.


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