Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Yesterday was not Donald Trump’s night. First, Vice President Kamala Harris kicked Donald Trump’s ass in the debate. It was not even close. It was a blood bath.

If that was not bad enough for the “man” who claimed Hatain immigrants are eating the pets of Springfield, Ohio (they are not), Taylor Swift finished him off by endorsing Mrs. Harris to be President of the United States in November. And we know how influential her endorsement is to the billions of Swifites around the World.

Ms. Swift wrote: “Like many of you, I watched the debate tonight. If you haven’t already, now is a great time to do your research on the issues at hand and the stances these candidates take on the topics that matter to you the most. As a voter, I make sure to watch and read everything I can about their proposed policies and plans for this country.

“Recently I was made aware that AI of ‘me’ falsely endorsing Donald Trump’s presidential run was posted to his site. It really conjured up my fears around AI, and the dangers of spreading misinformation. It brought me to the conclusion that I need to be very transparent about my actual plans for this election as a voter. The simplest way to combat misinformation is with the truth.

“I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I’m voting for @kamalaharris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them. I think she is a steady-handed, gifted leader and I believe we can accomplish so much more in this country if we are led by calm and not chaos. I was so heartened and impressed by her selection of running mate @timwalz, who has been standing up for LGBTQ+ rights, IVF, and a woman’s right to her own body for decades.

“I’ve done my research, and I’ve made my choice. Your research is all yours to do, and the choice is yours to make. I also want to say, especially to first time voters: Remember that in order to vote, you have to be registered! I also find it’s much easier to vote early. I’ll link where to register and find early voting dates and info in my story.

“With love and hope,

“Taylor Swift
“Childless Cat Lady”

Just like the cat she is holding, this election is just like Benjamin Button. We started out with old men, and it is ending with a young (wo)man!!!

BTW He had to know he was fucked when he posted that AI photo claiming that Swift endorsed him. She was just waiting. And she chose the perfect time to get her revenge.

Thank you, Taylor!

Today, we finally got the trailer for The Apprentice, which is loosely based on the life of young Donald Trump. As the trailer says, this is a supervillain’s origin story, and we know that he grew up to be one. Because we are living in his Gotham City, and I can’t wait to be in an alternate universe without him.

As someone who grew up in NYC, I watched this play out in real time. Hopefully, those who worship him will see this and be like we have been bamboozled. We just have to lie to them and tell them that it is his biopic and not an unauthorized biography. They won’t know the differece.

Now, let’s talk about Sebastian Stan. He is one of the greats of his generation. But I don’t believe him as Trump. He looks the role. He just doesn’t play it as him. But then again, who would want that part? Donald is not cool like The Joker, Khan, or Loki.

The Apprentice hits theaters on October 11th. Are you going to vote to see it?

Public Notice’s Aaron Rupar covers politics and finds himself watching a lot of NewsMax. And with all that he has seen, nothing could prepare him for a commercial that aired on their network this morning.

What is this shocking ad? It is the Trumpy Trout. Remember in the late ’90s when everyone had a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing in their homes? Well, now they have a Donald Trump Trout hanging from their walls. Instead of singing, Trumpy Trout sounds like the convicted felon and says things that are almost as dumb as the things he says.

For $70, you can get one to hang from your wall just to antagonize everyone who comes into your house!

Actually, I am going to get one and have an Election Night party. Could you imagine taunting people with it? I love it!

Alyssa Farah Griffin was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen yesterday. One of the show’s fans wanted to know, “What was the wildest thing that you still cannot believe came across your desk when you were special assistant to Trump in the White House?”

I was kind of afraid of her answer because you never know what lunacy was going on in his head. However, it wasn’t as scary as I thought. What is it? “One day, he wanted to have Kanye West come and do a church service on the White House lawn to unify the country.”

Thankfully, they talked him out of it because that would have brought a whole new level of insanity to the 1600 Penn. And that was tough to do between the years of 2017-2021.

If you thought that Trump’s statement about how a boat battery could cause the water to electrify, thus electrifying him if he fell overboard, was the stupidest thing you ever heard, then listen to the Jimmy Kimmel Live mashup of him singing Naby Shark from different speeches.

It is so dumb that it will make you laugh out loud. And we need more of that these days.

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