In case you somehow missed it, Donald Trump was indicted, or as he spells it, “indicated,” yesterday.
Well, as expected, late night had a field day with jokes about it. However, there was only one winner. Mostly because I only watched Jimmy Fallon’s segment on The Tonight Show.
Anyways, he mashed up Trump’s words to the music of The Pointer Sisters’ I’m So Excited and changed it to I’m So Indicted. It is so simple. And because of that, it is so brilliant.
Who thought he would win March Madness? It is kind of like how well my college is doing in the other March Madness. But I don’t want to talk about it because I don’t want to jinx them.
Stephanie Grisham, who worked as Melania and Donald Trump’s Press Secretary, wrote a book about her time in the White House. There are plenty of bombshells in it, but one of them might make Barbra Streisand go nuclear, as in explode.
Daily Beast’s Roger Sollenberger says, “Trump WH press secretary Stephanie Grisham claims that when he got angry, his aides had an official known as the Music Man play show tunes, including ‘Memory’ from Cats.'”
The most famous version of that tune is sung by Babs. Therefore, I assume they played her take on it. So imagine how the singer is going to react when she hears this news? We all know she is not a fan of the Donald. Thus, she is not going to like to hear that he listened to her even if it might’ve saved mankind and Cats from a nuclear war.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when she finds out. I wonder what song she will put on to calm her down. We know it will be one of hers, and it won’t be Memory.
Nintendo announced today who will be the voice cast in the Super Mario Bros. animated movie that comes out on December 21, 2022. One of the names attached to the movie is Keegan-Michael Key, and he will be voicing Toad.
So why did I say he is playing Donald Trump’s penis? Remember when Stormy Daniels described Trump’s penis as Toad from Mario Brothers? Well, I can never forget. Anytime I see the Mushroom Retainer, that is all I can think about. Therefore, when I see the movie, that is who I think Key will be playing. Tell me I am not alone.
For those of you who care about the film and want to know who else is in it, then click here!
Today was a great day in America. That is because a Trump went down in just a few seconds. Sadly, not a living one on criminal charges, but the inanimate one in Atlantic City.
Trump Plaza in the New Jersey gambling town was imploded to make way for something newer and better like the Biden Tower. Just joking. Anything is better than a Trump building.
Although there was an advantage to it still standing, it reminded Trump about all of his bankruptcies it caused him.
To see another angle of the implosion, then click here!
SAG-AFTRA recently announced that they planned on holding an meeting to expel Donald Trump from their union. However, now they don’t have to because he already resigned. America’s worst president sent them a letter full of what he normally does, lies.
He addressed the letter to the union’s president Gabrielle Carteris. “I write to you today regarding the so-called Disciplinary Committee hearing aimed at revoking my union membership. Who cares,” he wrote. “While I’m not familiar with your work, I’m very proud of my work on movies such as Home Alone 2, Zoolander and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; and television shows including The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Saturday Night Live, and of course, one of the most successful shows in television history, The Apprentice – to name just a few!”
First off, he doesn’t know her work because he is too old to know Beverly Hills, 90210. Second, The Apprentice is nowhere close to being one of the “most successful shows in television history.” Reality television is cheap like him, which is why it lasted so long.
Then he goes on to say, “Which brings me to your blatant attempt at free media attention to distract from your dismal record as a union. Your organization has done little for its members, and nothing for me – besides collecting dues and promoting dangerous un-American policies and ideas – as evident by your massive unemployment rates and lawsuits from celebrated actors, who even recorded a video asking, ‘Why isn’t the union fighting for me?'”
The video is about older actors complaining about getting screwed on the healthcare plan. He has a point there. However, so many actors are out of work because of how Trump screwed up the coronavirus plan.
Maybe he should stop listening to Chachi, the girl who played Buffy in the movie, and Antonio Sabato, Jr. to know the real deal about the union.
Anyways, SAG-AFTRA’s President Gabrielle Carteris and National Executive Director David White responded to him with two words. Not those two words, but “Thank you.” That is a perfect example of a mic drop.
BTW Did you know that a former president of SAG went on to become President of the United States? His name is Ronald Reagan.
