I have seen animated nudity on South Park before, but I was not prepared to see what I saw yesterday on the 27th season premiere of South Park.
They went after Donald Trump, just as he goes after everyone else. And unlike the president, what Trey Parker and Matt Stone did was hysterical. I am still laughing.
Since they use animation that does not require a lot of time to produce, they were able to incorporate current jokes, such as Stephen Colbert’s cancellation and the addition of cane sugar to Coke.
But it didn’t stop there. There is also a rumor, started by Trump, that part of the settlement with Paramount is that Skydance will do PSAs for him. Well, Parker and Stone did their own PSA for him. They had a live-action version of him walking in the desert in a suit, and slowly stripping down until he was naked. Then, we see him fall to the sand, exposing his huge ass. Finally, he turns over and his “teeny tiny penis” rises up and endorses the PSA.
It is an image I will never unsee. But it is also something I can’t stop laughing at, just like I can’t stop laughing at the portrait they made of Trump having a smaller penis than David.
Oh, and did I mention that they literally had him bed with the Devil, which we all assumed, just like the Epstein Files.
Side note. After I watched the episode, I spoke to my blind friend, and I told her it was a good thing that she could not see the naked Donald Trump. And she laughed, but not as hard as she did during the episode! Now, both of us can’t wait for Paramount+ to add audio description to the episode to hear how they describe those scenes.
The little things in life that make the world a better place.
Finally, I don’t expect South Park to be cancelled, no matter how much Trump cries and threatens to stop the merger. That is because Paramount signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount this week. Do you know how much it would cost to break it?
President Trump has granted a full pardon to reality show stars Todd and Julie Chrisley.
The Chrisleys were convicted in June 2022 on multiple federal charges, including conspiracy to commit bank fraud, bank fraud, tax evasion, and wire fraud.
Tiger King has been begging Donald Trump to be pardoned since his last administration, but he is still sitting in prison, and his husband has just been deported.
While his story is sad, another reality star’s is not. Actually, two stars because today he pardoned Todd and Julie Chrisley. He called their daughter, Savannah, to tell her the good news.
They were convicted on June 7, 2022. The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Georgia explained for what in the press release: “Following a three-week trial, a federal jury found Todd and Julie Chrisley guilty of conspiring to defraud community banks out of more than $30 million of fraudulent loans. The jury also convicted Todd and Julie Chrisley and their accountant, Peter Tarantino, of a number of tax crimes, including conspiring to defraud the IRS. The Chrisleys were found guilty of tax evasion, and Peter Tarantino was found guilty of filing two false corporate tax returns on behalf of the Chrisleys’ company. The jury also found Julie Chrisley guilty of wire fraud and obstruction of justice.”
They were said to have hidden the money from their reality show, Chrisley Knows Best, from the IRS. Todd did not file tax returns or pay any taxes in 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016. He still owed them money when their reality show began filming. Not wanting the money to be seized by the government, he put the money in Julie’s name only.
On November 22, 2022, they were sentenced. Todd was given 12 years, while his wife got 7. They have been in prison since January 22, 2003.
It is good to be rich, white, Republican people who break federal laws while Trump is president.
The timing is perfect because last week, Lifetime greenlit a series about the family. According to People, “The Chrisleys don’t know best anymore, but they’re doing their best to be there for each other. The family faces the challenge of carrying on the Chrisley name and legacy on their own with only phone calls and brief visits with their incarcerated parents.”
Right now, you can hear a lot of moaning over at Lifetime because their reality show just got a million times better. And that makes me so sad. They should not be rewarded for their crimes.
UPDATE: Savannah Chrisley responded to her parents being freed. To see what she said, then click here!
Donald Trump is a “billionaire”, so he has no need for pennies, and he doesn’t think we need them either. Therefore, the United States is making its final round of pennies.
According to the Associated Press, “the cost of making pennies has increased markedly, by upward of 20% in 2024”. So by no longer making them, the country is saving around $56 million, which is 5,600,000,000 pennies.
With the end of the penny, we will no longer be able to offer someone a penny for their thoughts. So with that and inflation, it will now cost us a nickel.
And that is my two cents, while I still have two cents.
I am no fan of Peter Doocy, but my hat is off to him because of something he said at the White House yesterday.
Kid Rock showed up at the Oval Office and stood next to president Trump, wearing a bright red outfit featuring blue and white American symbols, accompanied by a white hat with a red, white, and blue band around it, and sunglasses. He looked like the hick, he pretends to be (he grew up wealthy).
Snooty Trump asked Doocy, “Did Biden do news conferences like this, Peter? I don’t think so.” The Fox News reporter said, “No! He was never standing next to somebody who looked like they were about to be shot out of a cannon!”
The shitty singer laughed it off and shook Doocy’s hand. As he should, because that was the best answer we have gotten during this administration in that office.
Where was Marjorie Taylor Green’s girlfriend? Why wasn’t he there to ask Kid Rock why he was not wearing a suit like he asked President Volodymyr Zelenskyy during that news coference?
We all know if Kid Rock was not the most famous musician to kiss Trump’s massive white ass, there is no way potus would be seen with anyone like him. You know he thinks Rock is below him.
Back to Doocy, he replied to the above video by saying, “I stand by my comment here: that Biden never appeared next to someone dressed like they are about to be shot out of a cannon!” I really have mad respect for him for not backing down. I am sure this feeling will be over by the end of the day. But for now! He has earned our praise.
The MAGAts are anxiously awaiting for the Jeffrey Epstein’s files to be released, but there are people busy redacting information like what I assume to be Donald Trump’s name from it.
However, next month, Maryland auctioneers Alexander Historical Auctions will be auctioning off his 64-page little black book with 386 names, addresses, phone numbers, and more from his associates.
According to the press release: In addition to his contact’s names, the great majority of the entries also include contact information for private residences, aides, employees, parents, and even girlfriends, and many numbers have no names indicated at all, sparking a good deal of intrigue. Ninety-four of the names bear black checkmarks, and five have been highlighted in yellow. These five names, including that of current President Donald Trump, are those of well-recognized financial and industrial figures. In addition to Trump, other notables within include H.H.S. Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., former Sen. Edward Kennedy, attorney Alan Dershowitz, and many dozens of other giants in the fields of finance, manufacturing, real estate, politics (Democrat and Republican), film, television, law, fashion design, and so on.
There is also a good deal of information hinting at Epstein’s sordid past, including the very first entry: contact information for the front desk and five apartment numbers (only) with telephone numbers of residences maintained by him for girlfriends, models, and attorneys. Many entries simply bear an unidentifiable name and number.
The book was previously auctioned and had offers of around $100,000, but the owner turned them down. This time around, there is no reserve.
The auction is taking place on April 2nf with an opening bid of $20,000.
