Diane Keaton met Chris Martin at Ellen DeGeneres’ 60th birthday party and she is in love! So much so, she is willing to give up her optional sexless life for him if he offered! Should he offer? Of course he should! She has been with the best and can teach him a thing or two or much more than that because after all she is Diane Keaton! The coolest cat on the block!
Although I do have to disagree with her about Al Pacino. He was never ever sexy. And personally neither is Chris Martin, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Finally, who doesn’t want to be friends with Keaton? She says what is on her mind and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Plus, what she says is so awesome. She is just Diane freaking Keaton!
We know that celebrities get together all the time and have dinner, we just never see it. Yesterday, Jane Fonda had supper at Candice Bergen’s house with Tab Hunter and his partner Allan R Glaser, Ted Danson and his wife Mary Steenburgen and Diane Keaton, and I am blown away by all the talent in that one photo. The amount of Emmys, Oscars and Golden Globes between them in astonishing, so you have to wonder what they were talking about as they broke bread. Who cares? It is just so cool to see them in a group like that.
BTW we do not why they were all hanging out, so let us just imagine that they are talking about working on a project together. How amazing would that be?
Diane Keaton was a guest on The Graham Norton Show today and he wanted know if is true that she loves to film love scenes. She told him, “It’s the best! Quite frankly, it doesn’t get better than onscreen romance.” Then she explained why, “Frankly, think of all of the men you get to kiss and you don’t pay the price.” Wait, what? She added, “The relationship is perfect because you are telling the story, you are in the midst of the story. So yeah, I am enjoying doing it. I enjoy it!”
Then she elaborated to him and the audience who she just offered to kiss, “There is nothing better than kissing a man in a movie. And people say that is difficult, but they’re wrong.” To prove her point, she offered to kiss the BBC host and he excitingly obliged. After she gave him not one but two kisses and some slaps, she told everyone that she now she wanted to kiss his other male guest Kevin Bacon. The actor, who is Six Degrees of Separation from all actors, cut loose, Footloose, when she offered because that has been on his bucket list. Hopefully, his wife Kyra Sedgwick won’t see this! Finally, Annie Hall didn’t stop there, she punished Jessica Chastain with a kiss on a lips and none of them will ever be the same.
Is it wrong that I want to be kissed by Diane Keaton too? She makes it looks like it truly is the best thing and I think it is because of the way she does it! Who doesn’t like a little hit before she makes it all better with a kiss!
I have to say after watching this, they did a brilliant job of casting her in Book Club with Jane Fonda and Candice Bergen as three women whose lives change after they read Fifty Shades of Grey. She will get to do a lot of onscreen kissing and hitting, which is so up her alley!
Seriously, who doesn’t want to be BFFs with her! I would bring the wine and ice just to hang out with her for a night. She is the coolest chick in Hollywood!
Even though Diane Keaton has dated a slew of men when she was younger, she is not dating anyone now. Because of that, she told Ellen DeGeneres that she is “sexually frustrated.” Then the Oscar winner asked the host if she knows what it feels like. When the happily married host told her, she didn’t, Annie Hall said, “But I do. I know what it feels like and it is not good.”
As the women continued to talk about it. Ellen reassured her she could get another lover. To which the 70 year old asked her, “But who’s going to ask me, to be, their lover?”
There you have it networks, the perfect show. Who Wants to Be Diane Keaton’s Lover? It would be the wackiest and most awesome dating show since Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. Seriously, someone needs to make this happen ASAP. Could you imagine how amazing it would be? You never know what is going she is going to say next. Especially if she has some wine in her. So make sure the fridge is packed with something from her vineyard and liquor store ice, and you will be set with a ratings smash like you have never seen before.
BTW am I the only who wants to be her friend? She seems like she would be so much fun to hang out with.
Diane Keaton is on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and the Oscar winner admitted that she has a crush on Justin Bieber. Since it his week on the daytime talk show, when he heard the news, he came out to greet her. She was so excited to meet him, she could barely control herself.
Who knows, maybe they will go out? After all anyone is better than Woody Allen.
Plus, the tabloids would go crazy over them. They would be so much hotter KimYe and ShelFi.
Granted, I could be saying all of this because I have been drinking as much wine as she has been drinking. What do you think of KeaBer?
