The Property Brothers were on Conan yesterday and they talked about their track record with the ladies.
Did you know that Drew was so bad with women that he had to buy a book to get better with them? Jonathan said his twin went from not being able to talk to girls to becoming a douce. In fact, Drew’s pickup line to his now-wife was, “Where did you get that water?” Hey, it worked.
When it comes to Jonathan, he once had a married homeowner hit on him, and her husband had no idea what she was doing. Drew acted out how she would come out of nowhere and do this slithering thing to let Jonathan know she was interested. He was not.
The brothers said she was not the only weird person whose house they worked on. Of the 400 people, they worked with there were about a dozen that made their internal weird reel. Oh, to be a fly on the wall to see what is on that tape.
Then the twins pointed out that a lot of construction terms are really perverted. Things like “lube up the nipple” and “lay some caulk.” You know, HGTV should give them a show demonstrating all of these terms and call it HGTV After Dark. They can film it at the Brady Bunch house to give it that ’70s porn feel. I would pay attention to every word they say, and I don’t care about remodeling. I just hope that Drew doesn’t use any of his pickup lines because they are really awful.
Leslie Jones was on Late Night yesterday, and Seth Meyers wanted to know where she was when she found out that she was joining Saturday Night Live. That was when she told him the wild story of how it happened. You know it is going to be good when she lets out a huge laugh before she tells it.
She went in all cocky, thinking she was at the top of her game. Which at the time, she was for what she was doing. After spending a week watching how they did the show, she really wanted to be part of it.
When the week was over, she went back to LA and waited for their call. Well, not really. She went on her with her normal routine. As she was driving to get her nails done, she kept getting calls from a 212 number. She thoought they were going to tell her she didn’t get the job. As soon as she parked, she decided to pick up the call. The voice, on the other end, told her that Lorne Michaels was on the phone for her. Michaels told her, he wanted her to start out as a writer because he did not know what to do with her just yet.
Then when they got off the phone, she got out of her car and ran around the parking lot, screaming like a maniac. The security guard stopped her to find out what was wrong with her. She told him she got SNL, and he wanted to know if it was a disease.
Jones can make any boring story exciting. Just likeb she does on her standup special that is on Netflix now
Meghan Trainor helped James Corden get to work, and they sang some of her songs along the way. Yes, it was time for another Carpool Karaoke.
Talking about Karaoke, the singer revealed that she knew she was going to marry her husband on their first date. Daryl Sabara sang Elton John’s Your Song to her when they went to a Karaoke bar with Brooklyn Beckham and Chloë Grace Moretz. Who wouldn’t want to marry someone who sings that song to them?
Although, I think she would dump him in a heartbeat if Dr. Phil would ask her. Turns out, she obsessed with him. She even sat in the audience of one of his episodes on her birthday and said it was the best day of her life. That is until, he showed up and joined in on their fun. She couldn’t stop fangirling him even though he didn’t know the words to All About the Bass.
Did you know she has written songs for artists like Jennifer Lopez, Rascall Flats, and Michael Bublé, to name a few? Who knew?
The more you know, and we always learn something new during the Carpool Karaokes about The Late Late Show host’s passengers.
Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t work on Fridays anymore. Therefore, Sean Hayes filled in for her on today’s show, and Matt Bomer, who plays his BFF’s ex-fiance’ on Will & Grace, was his guest.
The two of them played a game called Taste Buds. It is simple, the two hunky men are blindfolded, with their hands behind their backs, and they have to guess what the food is on the plate. Since they can’t see where the plate is, someone has to guide their faces down into it.
For Hayes’ first try, he got whipped cream, and that left the white stuff on his face. Bomer had the same problem with hummus. The next samples were solids, and they got stuck on what was ever left on their face. That, in turn, made the pretty mugs, not as handsome.
The game was boring, but their faces were funny covered with food. It would have been even funnier if the helpers really smashed their faces into the food instead of gently placing them down. I am sure that is not the first time Hayes has had a creamy substance all over his face. He seems like a pie in your face type of guy. Where did you think I was going with creamy substance?
Marie went into the bonus round of Wheel of Fortune, thinking she had a chance of winning the grand prize. Therefore, she picked the category What Are You Doing? Even though she picked out the popular letters G, M, F, and A to go with the free letters R,S, T, L, N, and E, only the A, N, and G were on the board.
What could the phrase be? She thought it was “chasing tail,” but it was not. It was something you do after you catch some, and that is “kicking back.”
If it was her guess, then imagine how much higher their ratings would be! I would watch to see what the contestants have to guess next. Wouldn’t you?
