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Were their drugs in this Jack-in-the-box?
August 19th, 2018 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]


A Redondo Beach police officer wanted to see if Ammo, his K-9 partner, would like the Jack-in-the-box he got him. Therefore, he turned the key and pop came Jack. As soon as Ammo saw it, he grabbed the toy like it was drug dealer trying to sneak in the good stuff.

If this is how Ammo handles a Jack-in-the-box, them imagine how he would handle a Jack? I would be afraid. I would be afraid.

When it comes to the classic toy, I think we can all agree that Ammo is not a fan. Instead of Pop Goes the Weasel, it should be dead goes the weasel.

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Kevin Spacey’s new movie made a lot less than a billion
August 18th, 2018 under Kevin Spacey. [ Comments: none ]


The first movie to be released since allegations of Kevin Spacey’s abusive behavior towards young men was revealed came out yesterday and let’s just say it did not do well. Let’s just say it did worse than not well.

How much money did Billionaire Boys Club make? Not a billion dollars. Not a million dollars. Not a thousand dollar. Not even $127 dollars. According to The Hollywood Reporter it made just a whopping $126 at the box office yesterday.

The movie played in 10 theaters throughout the US. It made $45 in Middleton, Connecticut, $19 in Sarasota, and one person had the theater to themselves in Antioch, Ca and also Minneapolis/St Paul. The latter two theaters combined brought in the same amount as Sarasota. When it comes to where the movie made the other $43, we don’t know. I am assuming those theaters do not want to admit they are showing it. Do you blame them?

A family of four could spend that much going to see one movie and getting some snacks. I say, it did so bad, Movie Pass was begging their subscribers to go see it and even they were like hell no. And we know that Movie Pass does not even have any movies you want to see available to see.

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Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas finally confirm their engagement!
August 18th, 2018 under Jonas Brothers, Priyanka Chopra. [ Comments: none ]


After weeks of wondering if Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are engaged, the couple finally confirmed that they are betrothed. The two celebrated their love with their parents during an Indian ceremony in Mumbai, Maharashtra.

The actress wrote, “Taken.. With all my heart and soul.” While her fiance’ wrote, “Future Mrs. Jonas. My heart. My love.” Even his brother Joe Jonas chimed in with “I couldn’t be happier for my brother. Welcome to the family @priyankachopra We love you 🤗”

I have a feeling that they will be married before we know it. Which is a good thing because look at sweet they are together.

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Do teens know who *NSYNC is?
August 17th, 2018 under Joey Fatone, Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass. [ Comments: none ]


Back at the turn of the century, every teen could tell you who was who in *NSYNC. Can teenagers today, who were not born when they were together as a band, tell you who is Joey Fatone and who is Justin Timberlake? Nope.

FBE asked teens what they thought of *NSYNC, the BTS of their time, and they barely knew who they were. That is going to hurt on so many levels. One for the band because their notoriety is bye, bye, bye. Then there are the fans who are going to feel old because kids that are the same as age as they were when they were into the boy band, can’t tell you the members of the band are.

What is even sadder for Joey, Justin, Lance, JC and Chris, the teens did a better job when they were asked about Backstreet Boys. I guess the latter are still larger than life.

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Mark Wahlberg mostly only reads good reviews
August 17th, 2018 under Marky Mark. [ Comments: none ]


Vanity Fair invited Mark Wahlberg to do a lie detector test and he accepted. One of the questions they asked Marky Mark is if he reads the reviews about his movies. He said he reads the good ones, and every now again he peaks at the bad ones. He has his people only send him the good ones.

Let’s be honest, maybe if he read more of the bad ones he might be a much much much better actor. Criticism hurts, but it also helps to make you better. And we know he has room for improvement. He might have chart-topping movies, but he will never win an Oscar for his acting.

There was not much else that came out of this test. We did learn he is sometimes mistaken for Matt Damon and does not correct the person who got it wrong. He thinks Wahlburgers has the second best hamburgers out there. The first is his own. And he never remembers saying, “Say hello to your mother for me.” Finally, he still writes rap songs, but don’t expect him to release an album anytime soon.

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