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Jimmy Fallon wants us to keep a secret from Justin Timberlake
May 27th, 2024 under Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Fallon is best friends with Justin Timberlake. Therefore, you would think that The Tonight Show host would know every lyric to all of his BFF’s songs. It turns out he doesn’t.

Fallon decided to try his hand at blind karaoke. He did a pretty good job with Ed Sheeran’s Shape of You and Taylor Swift’s Love Story.

However, when it got to a Justin Timberlake song, he barely knew the words.

I can’t say I blame him. Mirrors is a forgettable song, so how can anyone remember the lyrics? I wouldn’t be surprised if Timberlake forgot them.


Is Justin Timberlake squeezing his balls as he sings Ironic?
March 6th, 2024 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Timberlake decided to try the Blind Karaoke challenge. The first song they asked him to sing was Alanis Morissette’s Ironic. And he sang higher than the female singer.

Since we couldn’t see his hand behind the laptop, I was wondering if he was squeezing his testicles so that he could sing that high.

What do you think?


Justin Timberlake disappoints his London fans
February 23rd, 2024 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Timberlake is in London, and he was supposed to play Roundhouse tonight. However, he has to cancel because he has been drowning with the flu.

The singer told his fans he was able to do The Graham Norton Show. But he woke up feeling the worst that he has felt since he caught this bug.

While this was a one-night-only event, he plans on making it up to them the next time he is there. He just doesn’t know when that will be.


Larry David does to Elmo what parents have dreamed about doing
February 1st, 2024 under Justin Timberlake, Larry David, Sesame Street/Muppets. [ Comments: none ]

Larry David was on the Today show today, and he did something that stunned many—and left others envious.

What did he do? He beat up Elmo. That’s right. He smothered and punched the beloved Sesame Street resident live on the air.

Poor Elmo was on the morning news program to ask people how they feel. And, like the responses to his tweet this week, he is not doing well.

Hopefully, Elmo is doing better now because the Curb Your Enthusiasm star apologized to the muppet, who likes to be tickled as compared to punched.

And David is a bigger man than Justin Timberlake. The Dick without a Box introduced his song Cry Me a River yesterday by saying, “I’d like to take this opportunity…to apologize…to absolutely fucking nobody.”

Oh, he will be apologizing to fucking everybody because his record and concert sales are going to tank. And even another shitty *NSYNC song is not going to save his sorry fucking ass without him learning to say I am sorry.


Britney Spears apologizes to Justin Timberlake
January 29th, 2024 under Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Britney Spears is more of a man than Justin Timberlake ever will be. That is because she is willing to apologize, unlike her ex-boyfriend, who she wrote in her book convinced her to get an abortion when she was 19.

Because of the backlash that came from that confession, her fans turned on the selfish singer. So when he released a song called Selfish last week, her pack went rabid and made her 2011 single of the same name climb the charts faster than his.

Well, I guess she did not approve because she released a statement on social media.

“I wanna apologize for some of the things I wrote about in my book. If I offended any of the people I genuinely care about I am deeply sorry… I also wanted to say I am in love with Justin Timberlake’s new song ‘Selfish’ It is soo good and how come every time I see Justin and Jimmy together I laugh so hard ???,” she wrote. “Ps ‘Sanctified’ is wow too”

Amazingly, she could apologize to him in a few days, while he has yet to publicly apologize to her. And it took him 17 years to apologize to Janet Jackson for what happened at the Super Bowl.

Can someone tell me why you like him? I never understood his appeal. He comes off as a dick to me, and not the type he has in a box.


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