We have seen Bruce Will roast things on the big screen and now he is going to get roasted on the small screen? What? He is going to be the man of the night at the next Comedy Central Roast sometime this summer.
How does he feel about it? He said, “This ain’t the first time I’ll be tied to a chair and held hostage by a group of humorless assholes for a couple hours.” Chances are, it will not be the last
If they do not even have a date, then they definitely do not know who will be making fun of him. Who are some of your ideal roasters? I would love to see his ex-wife Demi Moore and her ex-husband be part of the dais. I would also be happy to see his first big costar Cybill Shepherd up there. Not to make fun of her Moonlighting lover, but to watch everyone else make fun of her. If she is not available, then maybe they can set up a Blind Date with Kim Basinger?
Another thing that would be awesome, is if Comedy Central could get Seagram’s to sponsor the night. Does anyone know if they still make those wine coolers? On that note, maybe he will sing for us. If anything is worth roasting about him, then that is definitely in the top three.
In case you have been hiding under a rock, then you might not have known that a Crock-Pot killed Jack on This Is Us. Yesterday, when he was on Watch What Happens Live, an audience member wanted to know, “Since the slow cooker incident, are you brave enough to use one?”
His TV death did not scare him away from slow cooking. He has a slow cooker and a Crock-Pot at home and uses it all the time. He likes to make Lentil soup and vegetables with it. Although, he did not mention the show killer’s dish chili.
Then Andy Cohen wanted to know if he would run from a slow cooker and the actor said he would run towards one. Which exactly what Jack did, but that story did not have a happy ending.
We also learned in that post-show Q&A that Ricky Martin is a member of the mile high club. I can totally see that he bangs, he bangs, someone one in a private plane’s bathroom! Surprisingly, he did not get all flush when he admitted that!
Yesterday on Wheel of Fortune, a contestant lost $7,100 because Jonny said the wrong word. Instead of saying “Flamenco Dance Lessons,” he said, “flamingo.” With that response, he went bankrupt on that puzzle for that mispronunciation.
While that was sad enough, what was funny was his expression as Pat Sajak told him he did not solve the puzzle. If looks could kill, Sajak would be dead right about now. Funk soul brother.
One thing we can all assume, Jonny will never ever take Flamenco dance lessons.
Ever since Carrie Underwood told us in January that she looks different because of her November fall down her front steps, we have wanted to know what she looks like now. She has given us glimpses, but has still yet to reveal what her face looks like now.
Today, she gave us an update along with the cover to her first single off the new record. She said, “First off, physically, I’m doing pretty darn good these days! My wrist is almost back to normal, about 90% there…and the docs say that last 10% will come in time. And my face has been healing pretty nicely as well. I definitely feel more like myself than I have in a while.” Then she added, “One of the silver linings for me in this healing process is the time I’ve gotten to spend with Mike and Isaiah. I’ve been calling it ‘forced relaxation.’ Sometimes I think things happen in order to make us slow down. It also means I’ve been home to support my favorite hockey player coming out of retirement!”
Sometimes, when we are going through the negative, we are not able to see the positives until we are all the way through it. Now that she is through the worst of it, she can see the best that came from it.
Another thing that came from this is her album. Tomorrow, she will release, Cry Pretty, the first single from the new CD.
Then on Sunday, she will make her first public appearance since the accident at the ACMs on CBS. Meaning, she will go head-to-head (no pun intended) against American Idol. Once again showing them who is the #1 American Idol in sales and ratings!
It was almost two years ago to the day that Seth Meyers welcomed his first son. It is not a normal birthing story. It was Easter Sunday and their baby was ready to hatch. The Late Night host called Uber and his wife barely made it to the hospital in time. When they got there, just in the nick of time, the doctors and nurses were wearing bunny suits. The first thing Ashe saw, very shortly after they arrived, were bunny ears.
Crazy story, right? That was a cakewalk as compared to what happened on Sunday, a week after Easter. Meyers and his wife Alexi Ashe were having a normal day. They went to brunch and then to the park with their 2-year-old and his wife knew it was time. They thought they had time. They went back to the house, she lied down and Meyers fed their son.
Twenty minutes later, his mother-in-law came down in a panic and said let’s go. He called the Uber (since it worked so well the first time) and went downstairs to meet him. Once they hit the lobby, his wife said she cannot make it to the car because the baby was coming. As Meyers, his mother-in-law and the Douala were trying to calm her down, Alexi lied down on the floor.
It was then that Meyers saw his son’s head peeking out. He called 911 and within a minute it went from I am having a baby to I had a baby. Who else sees this as a storyline on Ryan Murphy’s show next season? Anyways, within minutes, NYPD and FDNY showed up and helped them with the final preparation to get to the hospital. Since the hard job was already done.
Back to the lobby, aren’t you wondering how the neighbors are feeling about this? After all, this is NYC and us NYers have a reputation. The doorman blocked them from coming in, but that did not stop them from giving the new parents blankets and warming their towels in the dryer for them. Which is really sweet considering they have only been living there for less than 6 months.
What about the Uber driver? The bastard actually charged them. Too bad it was the not guy from the first go around because he would have probably come in and cut the cord for free.
When it comes to their second son, they named him Axel after the firemen. He jokes that was a name he had already chosen. His middle name, Strahl, is after his wife’s mother’s parents who met the day after they were freed from a Holocaust camp, He never met her grandparents.
When it comes to Meyers, since both kids were born around Easter, we know when he and his wife are having sex! Oh and FYI each labor gets shorter, so he better learn how to birth a baby!
Congrats to Meyers family! Can’t wait to hear the crazy story about how their third child comes into the world.
