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Sharknado 5 casts Fabio as the Pope and Charo as the Queen of England!
June 1st, 2017 under Charo, Sharknado. [ Comments: none ]


Sometimes you hear someone is cast in a role and you think that is the most brilliant casting job that has ever been done in the history of Hollywood. Well, now all the casting directors out there are going to have to top this because Sharknado 5: Global Warming has cast Fabio as the Pope and Charo as the Queen of England. I kiss their ring, like I would kiss the Pope’s ring. I bow down to them, like I would bow down to the Queen of England. Has any casting agent ever gotten it so right? I think not.

What is the premise for the 5th installment of Sharknado that debuts on August 6th? Syfy describes it as, “The mission gets personal for Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering) and his bionic wife, April (Tara Reid) when their young son gets trapped in a traveling ‘nado and transported all over the world. From London to Rio, Tokyo, Rome, Amsterdam and beyond, our globetrotting heroes will seek assistance from a highly-skilled squad of royals, scholars and Olympians, enlisting famous faces from news, entertainment, and sports in their most epic battle yet.”

Charo and Fabio aren’t the only stars making cameos in this future award winner that also stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering, there are many more most excellent names. To see them, then click here!

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Mark your calendars for CBS’s premiere dates
June 1st, 2017 under CBS. [ Comments: none ]


Even though we are over three months away from the start of the Fall television lineup, that is not stopping CBS from announcing when their old shows will be back and when the new ones will premiere. Can you believe that 60 Minutes is turning 50? That is a lot of minutes. When it comes to the new shows, I just started watching the pilots and I really adored 9JKL. But how can you hate anything that stars Linda Lavin and Elliott Gould? You just can’t.

Sunday, Sept. 24
7:30-8:30 PM
60 MINUTES (50th Season Premiere)

Monday, Sept. 25
8:00-8:30 PM
THE BIG BANG THEORY (11th Season Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM
YOUNG SHELDON (SPECIAL SERIES DEBUT)
9:00-9:30 PM
KEVIN CAN WAIT (2nd Season Premiere)
9:30-10:00 PM
ME, MYSELF & I (SERIES DEBUT)
10:00-11:00 PM
SCORPION (4th Season Premiere)

Tuesday, Sept. 26
8:00-9:00 PM
NCIS (15th Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM
BULL (2nd Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM
NCIS: NEW ORLEANS (4th Season Premiere)

Wednesday, Sept. 27
8:00-9:00 PM
SURVIVOR (35th Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM
SEAL TEAM (SERIES DEBUT)
10:00-11:00 PM
CRIMINAL MINDS (13th Season Premiere)

Friday, Sept. 29
8:00-9:00 PM
MACGYVER (2nd Season Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM
HAWAII FIVE-0 (8th Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM
BLUE BLOODS (8th Season Premiere)

Sunday, Oct. 1
8:30-9:30 PM
WISDOM OF THE CROWD (SERIES DEBUT)
9:30-10:30 PM
NCIS: LOS ANGELES (9th Season Premiere)

Monday, Oct. 2
8:30-9:00 PM
9JKL (SERIES DEBUT)

Sunday, Oct. 8
10:00-11:00 PM
MADAM SECRETARY (4th Season Premiere)

Monday, Oct. 30
8:00-8:30 PM
KEVIN CAN WAIT (regular time period)
9:00-9:30 PM
ME, MYSELF & I (regular time period)
9:30-10:00 PM
SUPERIOR DONUTS (2nd Season Premiere)

Thursday, Nov. 2
8:00-8:30 PM
THE BIG BANG THEORY (regular time period)
8:30-9:00 PM
YOUNG SHELDON (regular time period)
9:00-9:30 PM
MOM (5th Season Premiere)
9:30-10:00 PM
LIFE IN PIECES (3rd Season Premiere)
10:00-11:00 PM
S.W.A.T. (SERIES DEBUT)

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The Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man together again!
June 1st, 2017 under 70s, Reunions. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the mid-’70s, people were in love with The Six Million Dollar Man and its spinoff The Bionic Woman. So much so, Lindsay Wagner and Lee Majors reprised their roles for a 1987 telemovie. Now 30 years after that reunion, they are reuniting once again for another project. We don’t know what it is because this is all Jamie Sommers told us is, “Filming a new family feel-good movie this week on the west coast of Canada with #LeeMajors.”

Too bad it is not another Bionic movie because they could easily play Sommers and Steve Austin again without any problems. They both have aged wonderfully! Maybe they got some bionic work done on them when they were filming their series and that is why they look so young?

BTW The Six Million Dollar Man sounds so cheap now. You cannot get a Bionic Man for that amount of money. Maybe a bionic arm or leg, but that is about all. He would have to be The Six Billion Dollar Man with inflation to make it in 2017. Right?

UPDATE: It looks like we have a name for the movie and it is Countdown to Love directed by Christie Will.

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Here’s something for you boys, Girling!
June 1st, 2017 under Game Shows, Pornody. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-E3G5Aq3k
If you are Pornhub and you want to get into the game show business, then what are you going to do? Well you will come up with a game called Girling where some of their biggest names put on a bikini and slide down a blowup 30′ track covered in oil for points. That’s is it. No other point to the game. I am sure men will be flocking to it like women flock to Wheel of Fortune. Although, this is a much different type of fortune for boys! One that will leave him in jeopardy if the wrong man person walks in when he is let’s make a dealing because it could lead to a family feud. Granted who cares because the price is right! Last one, this game will make you say, “Yes whammie, yes whammie, yes whammie!”

I lied, one more, yes you will see what is behind the curtains and who has rugs! And that is a prize the men will want to win.

Feel free to add your bad jokes!

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Andy Cohen’s reaction to his billboard is maj!
June 1st, 2017 under Andy Cohen. [ Comments: none ]

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There are different ways a celebrity knows that they have made it. Seeing themselves on TV in an ad, reading their name in the newspaper and for Andy Cohen it was seeing himself plastered on a huge a$$ billboard in NYC.

While the host was driving down 7th Avenue, he saw a billboard for Love Connection, pulled over, recorded himself with this massive mug in the background and plotzed all over himself. Since it is Manhattan, he thought people recognize him due to the massive poster, but they didn’t care. They just kept walking as he sat their in awe of himself.

What I love about this, is that even though he has been on TV for like ever, he can still get excited about his sucess. He has every reason to because Love Connection is connecting with audiences. If you missed it last week, then you can check it out tonight at 9p on Fox.

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