We have all heard Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but we cannot identify all the references that is made in the song. A fan, who goes by AD, helped us out by editing the historic names with actual footage. Why? He said, “Been meaning to get to this for my entire life.”
Who cares how long it took for him to make it because it is as swell, as groovy and as totally like awesome as the 1989 tune that gave us a history of the 20th century.
After nearly 30 years of being off of the air, The Gong Show is back on ABC tonight at 10p and just as wacky, wild and bananas.
For those of you who do not know what The Gong Show is, think what if all the rejected acts on America’s Got Talent had a game show of their own. There you go. They are acts you have never seen before and you do not know why you want to see them. Yet you enjoy every one of them, even the women who is dressed as Little Bo Peep and puts a whole living tarantula in her mouth. Then there is a married couple who do weird things with bananas. Not that thing, but you will see what I mean. Or a man dressed as an ape riding around on a unicycle playing the bagpipes. It does not make sense, but it does not have to.
Each week there will be three different celebrity judges like Will Arnett (who is the Executive Producer), Ken Jeong, Zach Galifianakis, Will Forte, Tracee Ellis Ross, Anthony Anderson and many more. They will judge the performers with a score from 1-10 and the winner of the night goes home with $2,000.17 and a trophy! Now what if an act is that terrible, and there are some really bad ones, they get gonged and that is why it is called The Gong Show.
As much as I love the show, I gong the host. It is hosted by Tommy Maitland who is really Mike Myers in disguise. It makes no sense to me and he adds absolutely nothing to it. If you are going to have Mike Myers host the show, then have him f*cking host the show. Plus, the makeup department screwed up and made him look like Robin Williams. For someone like me, who still cannot watch Williams’ films after his death, it is hard for me to watch Myers as Maitland looking like Williams.
Other than that The Gong Show is a hit and not a hit to the gong, so tune in for the wackiest show on television!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1m4AXaD6jE
Did you know that when Love Connection ran before, it made 27 successful matches that lead to marriage. The Fox version is airing its fourth episode tonight at 9p, and it already has a man who gets down on one knee to ask his date to marry him. Will she say yes? I am not going to tell you. You are going to have tune in for one group of love connections that go horribly bad and another that goes the complete opposite.
I did not think I would Love Connection as much as I do, but I look forward to it every week. It is innocent fun and Andy Cohen is a great host!
Also at 10p but over at NBC, The Night Shift is back for its fourth season. Sadly, not everyone is back because they are protesting Dr. Julian Cummings (James McDaniel) buying the hospital, shutting down the ER and firing Topher. Now they are half staffed and no one is listening to him. Jordan (Jill Flint) finds ways to piss him off and she might have come up with a way to not only save the ER but also everyone’s job. Will he listen?
TJ is still in Syria and he is constant danger. He will not be getting out of there anytime soon, so he will have to fight for his life.
If that is not enough, several of the doctors will go out on a call in San Antonio and we are not sure they will get out of alive.
Translation, it is another exciting episode of The Night Shift. The show that helped to bring back medical dramas is still just as good as it always is.
As soon as Tom Cruise announced that Top Gun 2 was happening, Val Kilmer has been very vocal that he would love to be in it. Iceman is not the only one from the 1986 movie who wants to be in the sequel, Anthony Edwards, who played Goose, made a video for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on why he should be in Top Gun: Maverick even though his character was killed off. He says he can play Ghost Goose. But I say if the Roseanne revival can revive Dan, why can’t Top Gun resurrect Goose? We need him like we have the need, the need for speed. Let us start a petition that Goose should not be goosed from the sequel!
When you and I kissed our first person, it happened naturally or by a bottle’s selection! But for a 13-year-old Elle Fanning, it did not happen that way.
The cute as a button actress told Conan O’Brien on his TBS show that her first kiss was on a camera. When the producers found that out, they gave her a binder and told her to pick the boy she would want to share that memorable moment with. She picked that boy and that instant was caught on camera. If we can do some detective work, we can figure out who she shared that magic moment with. And we can witness it because she revealed that it made the final cut of the film.
Don’t you wish we had that opportunity? You know, go through the yearbook and say this is the one I want to lock lips with for the first time? It would have saved me from kissing a boy with bad breath at camp. You never forget your first, especially like that.
So I decided to the math and her first kiss was in Ginger & Rosa, I just cannot see who he is.
I never noticed this before, but Rachel Maddow and John Stamos might be the same person. Have you ever seen them together? No one has. That is until now, but they are both not in the same place. It is just Uncle Jesse holding up the Rolling Stone with her on the cover. Or at least I think that is him and not her holding the magazine. Or is it him on the cover and they just said it is her? Things that will hurt my brain for the rest of the day!
