Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Tom Cruise is promoting his new movie Top Gun Maverick, and he stopped off at The Late Late Show with James Corden. Well, technically, because the actor never entered the studio.

Instead, the two men did Fighter Jet Karaoke from the sky! I mean, it would not have been as interesting if they did it on the ground. OK, yes, it would be because imagine seeing a Tom Cruise driving a jet on the road next to you? But to the viewer at home, it would be boring.

Anyways, Cruise did some stunts, and Corden’s underwear wasn’t clean. Then again, if I were in jet upside down, I would do the same thing. Who wouldn’t? Tom Cruise is who wouldn’t.

After two days in the air with Cruise, Corden is safe on the ground to be any movie musical that comes out. Much to the disappointment of fans of movie musicals.

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Lady Gaga shared two photos of Tom Cruise and her giving each other kisses on their cheeks, so do they have something to tell us? But it is not as exciting as I wish it was because I would love to see them dating.

So, what do they have to tell us? Lady Gaga recorded the song Hold My Hand for his upcoming movie Top Gun Maverick. But you don’t have to wait until the film comes out to hear because it is being released tomorrow.

A few months ago, Tom Cruise lost it on the set of Mission Impossible 7 because crew members were not taking the COVID-19 pandemic seriously.

Well, one crew member didn’t learn their lesson, and now production on the movie was halted for the next two weeks because someone tested positive for coronavirus.

“We have temporarily halted production on ‘Mission: Impossible 7’ until June 14th, due to positive coronavirus test results during routine testing,” Paramount told The Hollywood Reporter, “We are following all safety protocols and will continue to monitor the situation.”

This is why Cruise screamed at them. One person put hundreds of people out of work for two weeks—way to go.

Can you imagine Top Gun without Tom Cruise? Well, that was almost the case, according to Jerry Bruckheimer. The legendary producer told Extra’s Jenn Lahmers that the actor turned that role several times.

So how did Bruckheimer eventually get him to do it? He got the Blue Angels to take Cruise up with them, and the rest is cinematic history.

That is the cool story from the skies; want to hear the ugly one? Bruckheimer also revealed which actors vomited during their scenes up there. The answer is all of them, but Cruise. Even Kelly McGillis did it. She didn’t, but I am sure she thought about it because all of those actors most likely reeked of it.

Now that you know more than you wanted to know about Top Gun, you can go see it in theaters again for its 35th anniversary.

Back to Cruise, if he had turned down Top Gun, the movie that launched his career to superstardom, we probably would be talking about the actor who replaced him. You know, like Michael J. Fox, who replaced that other actor in Back to the Future. Can you name who the original Marty McFly was? Hint, he wore a Mask.

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Jerry O’Connell is one of the nicest guys in Hollywood, and I have never seen him get mad about anything. That is until now because he went all Tom Cruise.

Not as in jumping on a couch because he gets to have sex with Rebecca Romijn whenever she wants. Instead, it was like the one that Cruise had on the set of Mission Impossible 7 when several crew members didn’t follow COVID-19 guidelines.

I don’t know what Jerry was ranting and raving about, but I do know I can’t stop laughing. It gets funnier and funnier the longer it goes on.

Even O’Connell’s Jerry Maguire co-star would show him the money because it is so hilarious.

Now that the My Secret Identity star has all of this time on his hands, I think he should start a podcast whose character is based on this identity. You know, getting angry and taking it out on whatever or whoever he wants. What or who do you think he should slide on to next?

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