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Tom Cruise has balls of diamonds
September 8th, 2020 under Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Crashing into a building and shattering his ankle is not enough to stop Tom Cruise from doing his own death-defying stunts. The 58-year-old actor is in Norway filming Mission Impossible 7, and he did one of his riskiest stunts to date.

He rode his motorcycle off of a ramp on a mountain and then parachuted down to the ground safely.

Thankfully, for the movie’s insurance company, he is OK. However, if he keeps doing stunts like that, this might be his last movie and his three kids will be very rich.

Seriously, I nearly pooped in my pants watching that. What about you?


Top Gun: Maverick won’t feel the need for speed until December
April 2nd, 2020 under Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Tom Cruise/Instagram

Top Gun: Maverick was supposed to come out on June 24th, but that is no longer the plan. Tom Cruise revealed today when the anticipated sequel will hopefully be coming out.

He wrote, “I know many of you have waited 34 years. Unfortunately, it will be a little longer. Top Gun: Maverick will fly this December. Stay safe, everyone.”

Mark December 24th down on your calendars because you are not going to want to miss this movie. Well, I do because it looks like too much of a dick flick for me. However, others cannot wait to see it.


Katie Holmes deals with something scarier than Tom Cruise in Brahms: The Boy II
January 8th, 2020 under Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Katie Holmes returns to horror on February 21st in Brahms: The Boy II. The latest killer doll movie is described as “Unaware of the terrifying history of Heelshire Mansion, a young family moves into a guest house on the estate where their young son soon makes an unsettling new friend, an eerily life-like doll he calls Brahms.”

After a while, all of these films seem the same but with a different doll. I keep hoping they will be different, but they are not. Maybe Brahms will change it up. We will find out next month.


Is Tom Cruise in the running for President?
August 13th, 2019 under Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2008, Miles Fisher played Tom Cruise in Superhero Movie. Now, 11 years later he decided to take another run at it. This time, he played the actor running for president in the best campaign ad any candidate has ever put out. So much so, I wish the real Tom Cruise was running for Commander in Chief and not just running in his trailers?

Actually, since Cruise is busy making movies, I say Miles Fisher should run instead. It is not the first time we had a liar in the White House. At least this time we would know what we are getting into.

Seriously though, doesn’t Fisher sound just like the Top Gun? If you close your eyes, you will not be able to tell if it is the real thing or not.


Tom Cruise does not run in the Top Gun: Maverick trailer
July 18th, 2019 under Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Is it a Tom Cruise trailer if he is not running in it? I guess it is because he only walks in the Top Gun: Maverick trailer. However, he still feels the need, the need for speed in it.

He is just feeling it in a jet and on a motorcycle. Which is faster than running. I guess that is better?

When it comes to the trailer, it looks like it is going to be a total Dick Flick. Unlike the original film that also has romance in it. If it is going to be all speed, then I will not be going to see it on June 26th.

Women loved the original as much as men because it was an equal mix of Dick and Chick Flick. If they don’t do that again, it won’t be a classic like the original. It will just be another Tom Cruise film and haven’t we had enough of those? Same movie, different character name.

On a Cruise note, he will be on Conan tonight at 11p on TBS talking about this trailer.


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