It has been 24 years since Dr. Evil has done something evil for a million dollars. But he has a new plan for World Domination.
What is it? A mobile plan with his phone company, Menace Mobile! The perfect name for any cellular brand because they are all evil.
Or are they??? Scott, his bastard son, because he is such a jerk, revealed that Verizon has a plan that is Austin Powers approved. As in, their customers get cash back and Verizon dollars. Plus, there are no activation and upgrade fees. Yeah, baby. Yeah!
Can we talk? How is it that Rob Lowe hasn’t aged a day, and Seth Green hasn’t grown a centimeter in all of this time? Dr. Evil is doing something right.
As is, Mike Myer. Because the actor who we barely hear anything about these days had two videos drop today. Want to see the other one, then click here!
Mike Myers has been acting for over 50 years, yet he has never made a movie in the genre he was born to be in.
What is it? During the premiere of Michael (which is not about him), he told a person from Lionsgate Horror, “I have never done a Horror movie, and my name is Michael Myers. So it is a little weird, thus far, I avoided it.”
Has the actor not seen The Love Guru or The Gong Show, when he hosted it?
Seriously, this needs to happen. They can reboot the Halloween franchise with Michael Myers vs Michael Myers. Austin Powers kind of looks like he is wearing the William Shatner mask that the serial killer has been wearing for 47 years.
Hey, Lionsgate, if you are not going to make it happen, another production company is willing to give him a killer offer. Blumhouse wrote, “Have his people call our people.”
I wonder if the Wayans Brothers can fit him into Scary Movie 6. They can finally reveal who is under Halloween’s Michael Myers mask, and it turns out to be Mike Myers. How funny would that be?
I remember hearing recently that Eddie Murphy said that he started voicing Donkey for Shrek 5. Today, DreamWorks Animation confirmed it is reality and not just a fairytale. They wrote, “Not too Far, Far Away…@Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.”
Am I the only one who didn’t know there was a Shrek 3 and Shrek 4? So, it makes you wonder do we really need another sequel.
Netflix released the trailer for the star-studded Amsterdam. And it truly is star-studded. The film stars Christian Bale, Margot Robbie, John David Washington, Chris Rock, Anya Taylor-Joy, Zoe Saldaña, Mike Myers, Michael Shannon, Timothy Olyphant, Andrea Riseborough, Taylor Swift, Matthias Schoenaerts, Alessandro Nivola, Rami Malek, and Robert De Niro.
Are those names enough to make you see the film in November?
