Just hours after 14 people were shot to death at a Christmas party in San Bernardino, Ca, Donald Trump spent the time signing a woman’s chest on Wednesday in Manassas, Va. Just when you think he can’t do or say anything else reprehensible, The Daily Caller photographed him autographing a strange woman’s breast plate. I think his book’s title is correct, he has Crippled America.
How can anyone think that is Presidential? That is what Porn stars, musicians and actors do, not a man who is running for President
And that woman is way too old to ask him to do that. She is at least 20 years past being too old to have men sign her chest.
As he would say, “So sad.”
Will Forte’s show The Last Man on Earth films right next to a place that the last man on Earth would want to go to if he was the last man on Earth. You see, they film right next to Pipedream Products and they make Sex Toys. A few months, Kristen Schaal was on Conan and she told him about the factory. When Pipedream Products heard about this, they invited Forte to their fort and he accepted. He did not go alone because he brought some of the people from the Fox sitcom. They were all granted a tour of the place and they got to see people make Dildos. He described it as, “There’s a person who pours the latex into the Dildo shaped mold. A big person who is in charge of cooling them down. Then there’s this very nice group of ladies who paint veins on there.” Stop the presses, I want that job!
Anyways, back to the tour. Next they got to watch a video of a woman getting her vajayjay molded and Forte wasn’t sure if the could say that on television. So he covered his mouth just in case he couldn’t, which was so sweet. Then when they were done, they all got gift bags that included Dildos, lube and nipple clamps! Guess which one of those MacGruber tried out?
Since Forte didn’t want Conan O’Brien to feel left out, he brought him a present from his tour. Although I am not sure the TBS late night host liked it.
You know what, I would like? I would love to go on a tour of Pipedream Products! How cool would that be? You know what would be even cooler? If Conan did a whole show from there? How hot and steamy would that be?
] John Stamos shared a photo of himself with a black eye, so did someone punch him? Like the lover of the woman he was caught in bed with? Not that I am saying it happened, it is just what I imagined.
Anyways, we don’t know because all he is said was, “Real or fake? You make the call.” I am saying it is fake and that it is for his endearing show Grandfathered. What do you say?
One Direction was on their old buddy‘s show last night and James Corden played a new game with them. The CBS late night host had them take part in Tattoo Roulette. Basically, there were five boxes, they each chose a box, four said safe and one said tattoo, and the person who got tattoo would have to get one. Not any ordinary one, the band would get Late Late on their body and Corden would get One Direction.
Niall Horan was terrified of this game because his body is ink free and he really didn’t want it. His nervousness was so cute that it made you like him even more. Was he right to be nervous? Nope, his friend Harry Styles got the dreaded box. Once it was clear that he was loser, Styles let the tattoo artist leave his mark on him.
So now Harry will never forget the time he was The Late Late Show. On a positive note, at least they didn’t get the tat that Ed Sheeran got his chest. That would’ve totally sucked.
Scott Weiland died in his sleep on his tour bus in Minnesota tonight according to his Instagram.
The 48 year old singer was best known for leading Stone Temple Pilots and singing their biggest hits like Plush and Vasoline. When they split up he became a member of the supergroup Velvet Revolver with some bandmates from Guns N’ Roses. Most recently he was singing with The Wildabouts and it was this tour that would wind up being his last.
As well known as he was for his music, he was also as well known for his drug addiction. But today, let’s not remember him for the latter, let’s remember him for his music and blast some of his tunes.
He leaves behind a wife, and a son and a daughter from his second wife.
