Kristen Bell, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster and Rachel Bilson all came out to support Alliance of Moms and the four of them are some pretty sexy moms. Proving just because you have a child, doesn’t mean you lose your looks.
They are all equally MILFable; so I can’t pick one, can you?
The night starts off at 7:30p with Bob’s Burger and Bob is a lot less hairy. Since we last saw him he has been losing weight and hair off of his upper lip. When he thinks of shaving it off, Linda admits that it was her mustache that attracted him to her and that is why she fell in love with him. So their kids say it was fate that he had it when they met and that is why they are together today. Then they come up with different wacky stories proving their theory.
Will their made up tales convince their dad to keep his mustache or will he shave it off hearing them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxcbN-q7ho
Then at 8p, it is time for The Simpsons and the most talked about episode of the summer. Homer and Marge are separated and they are dating other people. Will they get back together or are they forever over like Kermit and Miss Piggy? It is a surprise ending you don’t want to miss.
Then at 9:30p, The Last Man on Earth is back and so is Phil’s beard. Carol (Kristen Schaal) and Phil (Will Forte) have been touring the country for the last few months and they have settled in the White House. When Carol tells him it doesn’t feel like home, they decide to look for another place to live. Where will they go next since the whole world is their oyster. Well everywhere but Tuscon that is. Will they make it back there to see the other last humans on Earth or will they just spend it with each other? You just have to tune in to find out.
Spoiler alert, next week’s episode ends with the biggest surprise in the show’s run and this show is all about surprises. So imagine how huge it is. Think you know, tell me what you think it is and if you guess right, I might tell you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dV3HaglFqg Blood & Oil debuts on ABC tonight at 9p and I think this is the worst new show of the fall. For some reason people have been comparing it to Dallas and I have no idea why. Dallas was exciting and this show is a real snooze. So much so, I fell asleep watching it, 14 times before I was finally able to finish the pilot. I wish I was exaggerating, but I am not.
Blood & Oil is about a newlywed couple, Billy (Chace Crawford) and Cody (Rebecca Rittenhouse) who decide to open a laundromat out of state. On the way there, they get into a car crash and lose everything. They are stuck in a small town that is known for oil.
They try to earn money to pay back all the people who loaned them some to open the laundromat, but they are barely making enough to survive on. Then he gets a tip on a piece of land that might have oil under it, so he weasels his way into it. Then he makes an offer to the Oil Baron (Don Johnson) he can’t refuse. Now Billy is swimming in money.
If this is what Dallas was like when it debuted, it never would’ve lasted a season. So if you need a sleeping pill but don’t want to deal with the side effects, then this is the show for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRnFFinkCFA
Then at 10p if you somehow managed to stay awake or are smart enough to set the alarm, you should check out Quantico.
The drama follows the story of several people who are in Quantico studying to become FBI Agents. Six months after they started, they are guarding the Democratic National Convention in NYC and the worst terrorist attack happens in Manhattan, a few blocks away from their assignment. Now one of them is suspected of blowing up Grand Central Station and leveling it to the ground.
FBI Agent-in-Training Alex (Priyanka Chopra) wakes up unscathed in the middle of the rubble and the surviving FBI Agents question her to see which of her colleagues might be responsible for the bombing. As they interrogate her, we learn what they have been up to this last six months. Each reveal is a clue to who might be responsible or is it?
We will just have to tune in to find out to show that is full of sex and intrigue.
When I saw this photo of Taylor Swift and Steven Tyler singing a duet at her show yesterday, I thought it looked like a Princess and the Evil Queen coming to poison her. Do you see it too or have I been watching too many animated Disney movies recently?
